Wow another one already? Also wait, doesn’t the completed triforce grant wishes? And you’re shoving it down your pants? That… can’t end well.
By T. Runkington Esq.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 12, 2010 · 8:07 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Good luck fitting it there :P
As you can see, Navi is far away from him in this picture.
Finally broke down and made an "In My Pants" category.
DAH DAH DAH DAAAAH!
*puts Triforce in pants*
*Naked Zelda appears in pants*
sweet.
With three sharp edges, it is a very bad idea to put the triforce in your pants.
And now Zelda is very impressed with Link’s Master Sword.
These are getting kind of desperate… the originals were funny due to strange objects and facial expressions.
http://failolz.deviantart.com/#/d2w96gb
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Cause it's a wallet…… and wallets usually go in pants…….so……..um… yeah………
Well, his pants get any wish they want now.
Link's pixelated shlong will fit perfectly in that "hole".
Instead of putting it in your pants, use it to wish for a bigger…erm, fishing rod… yeah….
Hey, Zelda! Wanna see my Triforce of Power? *wink wink*
Come one come all get your TriForce C*#k Ring
COURAGE
POWER
WISDOM
You can have it all for 19.99!
Buy it now we will throw in another one FREE OF CHARGE!
+plus Shipping and Handling
Power, Courage, Wisdom varies by Self Esteem, Girth, and Knowledge of user
Side effects include loss of penis
Link do you really want to give your penis a wish?
We already know what it wants.
The Triforce of Wisdom seems to be ineffectual when Link uses it…
i think there's a cream for that
Hmmm… I find Zelda II funnier, when he picks up that little kid or doll or w/e… That would be a funnier "I will put you… In my pants" picture.
Is that a Triforce of Power in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
More like "in my tunic" amirite? :D
You already have Nabooru, Zelda, Midna, Ruto, Saria and Malon. Do you really need the Triforce as well?
That can’t end well… for her!
Is this how we need to get your attention Shawn? By putting strange items down our pants. YOU'RE SICK MAN.
Link: "I'll take the Triforce of Courage to protect me! If the King did it, so can I right?"
,,,,,, link wears pants? ,_,
I don't have any intelligent comment to make about this. But I managed to come up with this:
Well, he's gonna need a bigger condom when his journey ends…
And so The Triforce was put into his pants. Being as the inside of his pants neither evil or good, the Triforce made a world according to what the inside of his pants wanted. But some say the world was so devastating it couldnt be mentioned. Others were overjoyed.
Do not put the Triforce of Wisdom down your pants if you have a history of heart or stomach problems, or "in my pants" jokes syndrome; for this may lead to serious side effects including: Heart failure, Loss of bowel control, and Loss of pants disease. Please consult your physician if the Triforce of Wisdom lasts for over 4 hours.
overused joke is overused :3
I know what he's gonna wish for, and it starts with "Natural" and ends with "Male Enhancement".
Bestiality? In MY Halolz?
If it's what my crotch wants, then it can only end well.
the Triforce is getting….
Pantsed