A LASER BEAM TO THE CROTCH - Does it burn when you pee? It will now.

This pain is almost as bad as my space herpes! Almost…

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 6, 2010 · 2:10 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (208 votes, average: 2.93 out of 5)
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Balls of Steel, Bungie, Halo, Lasers, Microsoft, Xbox 360

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74 Responses to “A LASER BEAM TO THE CROTCH”

  1. Cypher on August 6th, 2010 2:13 am

    Ow, my balls! … Do it again!

    Funny, I didn't feel anything that time.

  2. ZombieGoatse on August 6th, 2010 2:25 am

    New meaning to "Fire Crotch"?
    Or did he teach his penis to Shoop?

  3. Ataeru on August 6th, 2010 2:32 am

    INB4 Snipin a good job mate!

  4. KamikazeGible on August 6th, 2010 2:39 am

    Enemy sniper used Hyper Beam! Critical hit!
    Spartan forgot Harden! Spartan is now in incredible pain!
    Good luck making a baby spartan now.

  5. LinkyBS on August 6th, 2010 2:58 am

    Halo in my Halolz?

  6. Ozymil on August 6th, 2010 3:04 am

    Little did Billy Batson know that the Mjolnir armor would cause his powers to severely backfire

  7. Videogamefool on August 6th, 2010 3:41 am

    Being a lower grade Spartan can be lonely at times. Best to fill those times with self satisfaction.

  8. Rocker23220 on August 6th, 2010 4:12 am

    Well, I guess that gives the phrase "headshot" a whole new meaning.

  9. AuraMaster on August 6th, 2010 4:13 am

    Spy sappin' mah Master Chief!

  10. AuraMaster on August 6th, 2010 4:14 am

    Try erectin' the dispenser now, Master Chief.

  11. Nick Soapdish on August 6th, 2010 4:27 am

    Ow! My ovaries…

  12. Vosur on August 6th, 2010 6:17 am

    Guess that's a different type of shock nut…

  13. Alpar on August 6th, 2010 6:40 am

    Sonic: Don't worry dude, target="_blank">I understand.

  14. Taiho on August 6th, 2010 6:41 am

    Masterchief is so awesome he shits lightning bolts and pisses laser beams! And sneezes napalm, but they never really mention that in the game…

  15. Gamage on August 6th, 2010 6:44 am

    True assassins kill you before you were even born.

  16. VJoe10[8] on August 6th, 2010 7:08 am

    Pssh, Not Like It Didn't Already! Right Gentlemen? Right…? Why Isn't Anybody Saying Yes? Aw Man…

  17. LeoTheProdigy on August 6th, 2010 7:45 am

    i think halo is a pretty cool guy. eh takes lazrs to the crotch and doesnt afraid of anything

  18. Fireman9000 on August 6th, 2010 8:43 am

    Who wouldn't feel that pain in morning.

  19. TheFancyPants on August 6th, 2010 9:06 am

    funny, because it looks like the Genie using magic…on Chief's crotch. Now what could he have wished for?

  20. Marzen on August 6th, 2010 10:18 am

    Personally, I ENJOY my new electro-penis! I mean sure, my girlfriend doesn't, but who cares about what SHE thinks?

  21. Kirbyzilla on August 6th, 2010 10:23 am

    headshots? i think not.

  22. tmotom on August 6th, 2010 11:32 am

    A long range way of getting rid of that embarrassing tattoo.

  23. Kirby_Emprer on August 6th, 2010 12:34 pm

    Why do they always aim for the crotch….. thats the kind of shots they said could only exist in fairy tales, the kind of shots they said could never exist!

  24. Junocis on August 6th, 2010 1:04 pm

    And this is why you don't bring a knife to a sniper fight. Even if the knife is a key that when stuck in people unlocks their death.

  25. ArmyOfMidgets on August 6th, 2010 1:32 pm

    Hey! That's what my piss looks like when i drink Gatorade! :D

  26. vatonnage on August 6th, 2010 4:11 pm

    Man, you gotta hate those nasty side effects from Space AIDS.

  27. penguindude42 on August 6th, 2010 10:17 pm

    Lazor spooge FTW.

  28. BlurrySandwich on August 7th, 2010 12:27 am

    Yeah, thats right. Spartans can jiz at the speed of light

  29. MrHaxx1 on August 16th, 2010 12:53 pm

    "And i am firin' lazers with my dick!"
    Jack Black in Pick of Destiny! :D

  30. stagierdrake32 on January 2nd, 2011 1:46 am

    ahhh nooo meh ballz are melting!!!!!!!!

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