SORA'S FIRST TIME - Think of this as an adventure!

Now that’s what I call a side quest!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 24, 2010 · 11:19 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (481 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Awkward Moments, Kingdom Hearts, Motivational, Off Duty, Playstation, Square Enix

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218 Responses to “SORA’S FIRST TIME”

  1. Mika742 on July 24th, 2010 11:23 am

    Looks like he finally got the key that will open THIS chest.

  2. Inky Blue on July 24th, 2010 11:24 am

    Oh sweet, an adventure!, I love adventures, questing, slay-

    …oh, it's about sex, pfft, thats stupid

  3. BlazingBlur on July 24th, 2010 3:26 pm

    It's funny because he has the voice of a 9 year old! and that girl is like 16 with the body of a 9 year old as well! Oh ho ho. There is no such thing as big breast in Kingdom hearts! (Note: In the game her legs are pretty wide open during a cutscene with here sitting on that bed)

  4. PaladinVance on July 24th, 2010 3:28 pm

    Sora clearly got TOO adventurous, as Yuffie doesn't seem to have her leg brace, uh, thing yet.

  5. Rocker23220 on July 24th, 2010 3:31 pm


    This submission couldn't possibly be funny, for it is breaks the laws of Halolz. I refer you to article A, pulled from the "Rules of Halolz" page.

    19.-Motivationals: don't repeat what the picture said!
    20.- Motivationals are good when they don't repeat what the pic says!

    As my closing argument, Mentlegen, this submission trashes our holy laws, and MUST be put to death the form most befitting of the Internet.


  6. Leo E. on July 24th, 2010 11:34 am

    I can think of about 50 things that can go wrong here.

  7. detectivewoofles on July 24th, 2010 11:34 am

    Anyone up for some dungeon crawling?

  8. SpaghettiWeegee on July 24th, 2010 11:38 am

    Well! Well…. Uh…. Actually, I have nothing funny to say about this. It's just sort of disturbing…

  9. Ivan102 on July 24th, 2010 3:41 pm

    It's dengerous to go alone, use this condom!

  10. Acrazymonke on July 24th, 2010 4:14 pm

    Now we know that Yuffie is a pedofile.

  11. GameboyPATH on July 24th, 2010 4:18 pm


  12. KamikazeGible on July 24th, 2010 4:25 pm

    I would try to think of something witty to say, but only one thing comes to mind: Lucky bastard.

  13. GameboyPATH on July 24th, 2010 4:26 pm

    *Flapjack voice* ADVENTURE!!

  14. Miles on July 24th, 2010 4:55 pm

    Nevermind, their both Minors.
    And that Shadow is Pedobear.

  15. Roflcopter419 on July 24th, 2010 4:58 pm

    He's going to wake up with his inventory stolen if he goes through with it.

  16. Roland_Deschain on July 24th, 2010 4:59 pm

    For this adventure we will go to a cave and slay a dragon.

  17. NekoKnight on July 24th, 2010 1:02 pm

    Yuffie: Hey big boy, mind if I fondle your materia balls?
    Sora: :D
    *Takes materia and ninja vanishes*

    /yuffie troll face

  18. masashi98 on July 24th, 2010 1:09 pm

    i guess soras gunna show her his keyblade

  19. truegentleman on July 24th, 2010 5:36 pm

    Sora is 14 when he meets her, she's 16. No problem right?

    Wrong, Sora was just confused by her boyish looks. He bats for the other team so hard he could be the damn mascot.

  20. Psychopatrick88 on July 24th, 2010 5:42 pm

    Press O to ride.

  21. Xyxoz on July 24th, 2010 5:47 pm

    Yes, an adventure, now pull out your keyblade.
    …No, your other one.
    …NO, your "other" one.
    …This is gonna take a while…

  22. Miles on July 24th, 2010 6:38 pm

    Son, I am disappoint.

  23. Pokemaster on July 24th, 2010 6:43 pm

    Too old, to begin the training!

  24. Alpar on July 24th, 2010 7:01 pm

    Silly Halolzers. Disney is a portion of this game. That means Sora and Yuffie can not has their secksy tiems.


  25. Jerenator on July 24th, 2010 7:06 pm

    Well, Another game ruined for me.

  26. smashpro1 on July 24th, 2010 7:18 pm


  27. Missinko009 on July 24th, 2010 7:18 pm

    Flapjack: "ADVENTURE!!!"
    Me: "Flapjack, TITS or GTFO!!!"
    Falpjack: (TT^TT)
    Me: "Your show sucks BTW. Toonami broadcasts or GTFO!!!"

  28. Navy_Pheonix on July 24th, 2010 8:22 pm

    I'm pretty sure the shadow is a cloaked spy, as can be seen by the cigarette sticking out.

  29. MasterLuigi452 on July 24th, 2010 8:56 pm

    Sora's greatist adventure…

  30. Matterisgood on July 24th, 2010 5:06 pm

    Lets hope sora doesnt encounter the Silly Tree Dolphin heartless on his "Adventire"


  31. Ivan102 on July 24th, 2010 9:16 pm

    Rule 34 in Halolz?

  32. Ataeru on July 24th, 2010 9:45 pm

    Ill wait until KH2, then she is legal!

  33. PallyPower on July 24th, 2010 9:48 pm

    If ninjas are quick, then would that mean Yuffie wouldn't last long (if you know what I mean, and I know you do!)?

  34. TehVortex on July 24th, 2010 10:28 pm

    Kingdom Tarts: Carnal Memories.

    Coming Soon.

  35. Tael on July 24th, 2010 11:36 pm

    *Cloud walks in*

  36. bootmax55 on July 25th, 2010 12:40 am

    well..there goes my favorite games >.<

  37. Tael on July 25th, 2010 1:01 am

    Riku: I don't believe you, There's no way.
    Sora: Really! I did! It was amazing!
    Riku: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure……

  38. AuraMaster on July 25th, 2010 1:01 am

    The game's full of Disney characters. The fact that there's hidden messages isn't new.

  39. Aboithagameboi on July 25th, 2010 2:29 am

    And it turns out…

    SHE'S A HE!

  40. Xyxoz on July 25th, 2010 3:12 am

    Is it just me, or Does Yuffie seem to get hotter every time I look at this?

  41. AuraMaster on July 26th, 2010 12:03 am

    …Anyone else hear a motorboat?

  42. GuessWho666 on July 26th, 2010 4:17 am

    What time is it…….

    ADVENTURE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. died70 on July 26th, 2010 5:16 am

    As you know this particular segment needs a substantial amount of a certain Japanese copula, and in fact even this and all other things are of no exception.

  44. Sparks178 on July 28th, 2010 8:01 pm

    Between you and Me, I think this is just some weird dream sequence… Yeah, any minute He'll wake up… Why? Well hell, it's Disney for cripes sake.

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