That Dispenser Is a Spy!

Huh, I don’t remember buildin’ ah sentry there! Must have been one of them other Engineers…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 19, 2010 · 6:13 AM 
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Disguises, PC, Playstation, Stealth Espionage, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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67 Responses to “That Dispenser Is a Spy!”

  1. Cypher on July 19th, 2010 10:21 am

    Did.. Did that dispenser just look at me?

  2. Joshy206 on July 19th, 2010 10:25 am

    That Sentry Gun looks kind of suspicious…

  3. Juggernaut470 on July 19th, 2010 10:47 am


  4. Ageless_Evil on July 19th, 2010 11:43 am

    looks like that engie is about to *puts on sunglasses* dispense a shotgun shell.

  5. Nick Soapdish on July 19th, 2010 12:56 pm

    Unfortunately this dispenser only dispenses stabbings.
    Had a vending machine at work that was like this.

  6. aimless_void on July 19th, 2010 1:29 pm

    "Uhhh, dispensin' a sapper….pardner…."

  7. Ratman_D_Ratty on July 19th, 2010 2:41 pm

    ((damn I never comment)) you know this would actully be a great spy update!

  8. Gamage on July 19th, 2010 2:46 pm

    Isaiah Mustafa just turned your dispenser into a spy.

  9. LeoTheProdigy on July 19th, 2010 11:03 am

    Der zufurh ist eine Spy!

    I couldn't think of anything witty, so you get another language.

  10. tveye on July 19th, 2010 3:21 pm

    Wait a second…

    Dispensers don't have legs!

  11. Dracojounin7 on July 19th, 2010 3:39 pm

    Doesn't he just have to choose destroy Dispenser on his PDA? BAM. Instakill.

  12. MrRaccoon on July 19th, 2010 3:56 pm

    Engineer: Oh well, that's not a good place for it, gotta blow it up for some metal

  13. Miles on July 19th, 2010 3:59 pm

    The BLU Spy tried to disguise himself as a dispenser, the RED Engie would never notice!
    But then, another BLU Spy, unaware of the 1st one, goes to sap the engie's buildings. When he reaches the dispenser that can't be sapped, cause it's a spy, the 1st spy's plan is ruined. Then, The engineer kills them both with his ALL NEW FRONTIER JUSTICE! (Now only $19.99 in select stores with the purchase of refined metal). The engie then finely crafted a new sentry with his GOLDEN WRENCH(Not in stores) and from then on, the dispenser disguise would never be used again.

  14. DocFriend on July 19th, 2010 4:21 pm

    I'm afraid to leave the spawn, ever since that dispenser looked at me the way he did :(.

    Also, that dispenser's a spa- nope.

  15. JakeBondRoo on July 19th, 2010 5:33 pm

    That engineer never really was on your side…

  16. Alpar on July 19th, 2010 5:41 pm

    The first thing you don't wanna see as that Spy: Pyro with Homewrecker

  17. BurnoutSpartan on July 19th, 2010 6:33 pm

    Engineer: Looks like this needs some repairs!
    *takes out wrench*
    Spy: Ow! Jesus! That hurts you di-Ow! Stop it!

  18. Rocker23220 on July 19th, 2010 7:10 pm

    I'm kinda surprised nobody pointed out the false comment. Shouldn't it have been:

    Huh, I don’t remember buildin’ ah [DISPENSER] there! Must have been one of them other Engineers…

  19. Ataeru on July 19th, 2010 7:38 pm

    with the new update, the engie can pack up his equipment then move them around right? so how will that work for the spy?

    Engie: gotta move dat gear up!
    *packs spy into tool box* -bones crushed-
    *places tool box back down*
    Engie: That was getting heavy… ahh… you got blood on my toolbox!

  20. BlueChameleon on July 19th, 2010 9:52 pm

    *Spy starts throwing metal bits at Engie*


  21. DocFriend on July 19th, 2010 10:42 pm

    Heck yes!

  22. Ratman_D_Ratty on July 20th, 2010 6:02 am

    or devidin by 0

  23. JboneDRS on July 20th, 2010 8:12 am

    Engineer -- Who built that God damned dispenser right in front of mine?… Wait… --

  24. nonraison on July 20th, 2010 10:29 pm

    ……..does that dispenser have a knife…?

  25. Reclaimer077 on September 9th, 2010 10:23 pm



    *dispenser bodyslam*

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