The latest Spartan armor... Configurable for all bodytypes. Even hunchback!

Phew, that’s a relief. I mean what else are we supposed to do with our freaks? They should be right out there on the front lines!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 17, 2010 · 11:57 AM 
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71 Responses to “The latest Spartan armor…”

  1. BurnoutSpartan on July 17th, 2010 4:01 pm

    Alternative caption:

    Wow, that pretty glowy thing looks cool!

  2. Roflcopter419 on July 17th, 2010 4:04 pm

    Um… Yeah. That doesn't look comfortable at all, unless he's some sort of contortionist.

  3. ClassyFerret on July 17th, 2010 4:06 pm

    Armoured Jocky haunts my nightmares! D:

  4. Inky Blue on July 17th, 2010 4:07 pm

    Armor Power: Pity

    Use this to make sure no one wants to kill you for 10 seconds, use this time to limp away

    …I have a feeling I'm going to hell now

  5. LeoTheProdigy on July 17th, 2010 4:09 pm

    My preciousssssss…

  6. Aphroditi on July 17th, 2010 4:54 pm

    Anyone else think of Spiderman?

  7. Brawling Bouse on July 17th, 2010 6:04 pm


  8. Alpar on July 17th, 2010 2:17 pm

    Somehow I think that's an Elite in diguise.


  9. AuraMaster on July 17th, 2010 6:41 pm

    The Make-A-Wish Foundation helped Igor become a space marine before he died. Unfortunately, his death wasn't caused by his illness, but by an accidental team kill.

  10. Hakokoro on July 17th, 2010 6:56 pm


  11. aimless_void on July 17th, 2010 7:18 pm

    Team Leader: "Alright guys, we need two teams flanking Blue attack groups on either side, you, you, and you, rush the flag, Igor, you're on sniping duty, now le--"

    Igor: "Yeessss, Masssterrrr"

    Team Leader: "Dammit Igor, it was cute at first but now it's getting REALLY OLD!"

  12. MrRaccoon on July 17th, 2010 8:05 pm

    New mount adquired!
    Oh, that's just a spartan =P

  13. codemaster525 on July 17th, 2010 8:17 pm

    Whats with all the fail recently?

  14. Rocker23220 on July 17th, 2010 8:19 pm

    Somebody go steal that hunchbacked mofo back from Xerxes. I think Leonidas wants his Spartan back.

  15. Miles on July 17th, 2010 8:27 pm

    The Hunchback of Valhala?

  16. Alpar on July 17th, 2010 9:36 pm

    Your picture says it's Sparta.

  17. Rocker23220 on July 17th, 2010 10:40 pm


    MS PAINT!!!!!

  18. SandvichMaster on July 18th, 2010 12:51 am

    That spartan's father obviously didn't tell him how a phalanx works, otherwise he would have stayed the fuck out of the army.

  19. AuraMaster on July 18th, 2010 6:38 am

    Oh well. They built this city on Rock and Roll.

  20. Miketuu on July 18th, 2010 8:03 am

    You call that breaking my spine!? You Blue team ladies wouldn't know how break a spine if-OOOOOOOOOHMYSPIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

  21. supreme_slayer on July 18th, 2010 6:48 pm

    I can't help but feel that this MIGHT be a 300 joke.

  22. tmotom on July 19th, 2010 3:45 pm

    Is this armor elite friendly?

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