Homer's Creed

The three tenants of Homer’s creed: “Stay your blade from the flesh of an innocent”, “Hide in plain sight” and “Do not compromise the Brotherhood.” Of course all of these can be ignored when donuts are involved.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 16, 2010 · 10:20 AM 
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Artistic, Assassin's Creed, Disguises, No Caption Needed, Stabbey Stabbey, Swordplay, Tasty Treats, The Simpsons / Futurama, Ubisoft

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82 Responses to “Homer’s Creed”

  1. Kirby_Emprer on July 16th, 2010 2:30 pm

    Ho vinto la tua ciambelle, perché avevo fame. Requiescat in Pace

  2. VideoGameGeek on July 16th, 2010 2:31 pm

    Homer's Creed II: Bartair

  3. Fearow on July 16th, 2010 10:32 am

    For this, you shall die.

  4. MasqueNoMercy on July 16th, 2010 2:32 pm

    stupid sexy flanders… he must die!

  5. A_R_ on July 16th, 2010 2:46 pm

    Watch your back, Homer. There's a Spy-der Pig!

  6. Shatman on July 16th, 2010 3:01 pm

    "Behold, the Piece of Ede- Homer."


    "Why are you eating it?"

  7. Ivan102 on July 16th, 2010 3:25 pm

    Donuts are true, everything is possible

  8. MasterLuigi452 on July 16th, 2010 3:34 pm

    Tip #1 of survival: Never steal Homer's donuts.

  9. ArmyOfMidgets on July 16th, 2010 3:43 pm

    "If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."

  10. Annonith on July 16th, 2010 11:46 am

    Wow first "TF2 /dance", now this masterpiece… It surely is a good day for Halolz fans.

  11. Gamage on July 16th, 2010 3:48 pm

    Maybe, just once, someone will call him ‘Sir’ without adding, ‘You’re making a scene.’

  12. MrNaleIt on July 16th, 2010 11:53 am

    For DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  13. Vosur on July 16th, 2010 4:33 pm


  14. MiniNinja on July 16th, 2010 4:34 pm

    There's a typo. It should read "Homer's Greed"

  15. tveye on July 16th, 2010 4:46 pm

    "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. "

  16. Tifakitteh on July 16th, 2010 4:48 pm

    I think the show made it clear that Homer couldn't even run 100 meters… how would he even jump up 6 feet in the air? (Unless he is actually falling down that kind of slab on the left…)

  17. AuraMaster on July 16th, 2010 5:01 pm

    Though shalt not deny Homer a donut.

  18. Roflcopter419 on July 16th, 2010 5:02 pm

    The REAL funny part is that since Assassin's Creed is just a simulation, the donuts they're fighting for don't exist.

  19. MrRaccoon on July 16th, 2010 5:18 pm

    Grandpa: My Homer is not an assassin. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, an assassin, but he is not a porn star.

  20. Acias on July 16th, 2010 5:47 pm

    Homer is not an assassin, he is a fatassin (or fat ass assassin)

  21. NekoKnight on July 16th, 2010 7:05 pm

    Like all assasins, Homer sacrificed one of his fingers in order to use the Hidden Blade….Wait shouldn't he have just three fingers then? :0

  22. Miles on July 16th, 2010 7:25 pm

    Well we all knew this.
    For donuts, Honer would kill.

  23. BlueChameleon on July 16th, 2010 9:52 pm

    Starring Professor Frink as Leonardo Da Vinci.

  24. Rocker23220 on July 17th, 2010 12:17 am

    Amazing how this did not come from Matt Groening himself, looking that real.

    He must not be THAT good of an assassin considering he replaced all of his throwing knives with chocolate bars.

    On another note:

    Well, it looks like this story…


    …was full of holes.


  25. DavidTheWise on July 16th, 2010 10:34 pm

    This is…..

    Purely amazing.

  26. Inky Blue on July 16th, 2010 11:31 pm

    In the first game, the Crusaders are Health and Safety officials that are surveying Krusty Burger and Lard Lad's

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