FAT SONIC - A SLIGHT INCLINE... MY ONE WEAKNESS!

Aeshir could defeat every robot thrown at him, but he was no match when Eggman replaced all the rings with tasty onion rings!

Believe it or not this is actually a full game mod called Sonic 2 XL where Sonic gets fatter the more rings he picks up! I kind of like this idea… Sonic needs rings to survive, but eat too many and he literally can’t move any more!

Here’s a video of what the gameplay is like:

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 14, 2010 · 4:02 PM 
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Depressing, Failure, Genesis, Growth Spurt, Haxorz, Health & Fitness, Irony, Retro, Sega, Sonic the Hedgehog, Weak Points

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152 Responses to “FAT SONIC”

  1. Dimomarg on July 14th, 2010 8:10 pm

    You're too slim!

  2. Kinockun on July 14th, 2010 8:10 pm

    Haha, Sonic's one weakness, OBESITY!!!! …and small inclines

  3. Acrazymonke on July 14th, 2010 8:12 pm

    Nice hustle tons of fun! Next time, eat a salad.

  4. MrRaccoon on July 14th, 2010 8:12 pm

    Also known as "Sonic meets deviantArt"

  5. AuraMaster on July 14th, 2010 8:18 pm

    Years of chili dogs have finally caught up to him.

  6. Dimomarg on July 14th, 2010 8:18 pm

    …well, at least he can't use them to go buy drugs anymore… or GO buy drugs…

  7. AuraMaster on July 14th, 2010 8:19 pm

    Chemical Plant zone must produce trans fatty acids

  8. AuraMaster on July 14th, 2010 8:23 pm

    The "?" box is a liposuction power-up.

  9. Alterdeus on July 14th, 2010 8:25 pm

    I just found that the other day XD
    It's pretty fun.

  10. Miles on July 14th, 2010 8:27 pm

    Who's too slow now?

  11. AuraMaster on July 14th, 2010 4:28 pm

    Sonic's doing an excellent Gabe Newell impression.

  12. Jackthehedgy on July 14th, 2010 8:30 pm

    Hmm, I guess sonic traveled to America.

    (don't bash on me i live in America too.)

  13. Weibbles on July 14th, 2010 8:35 pm

    Eggman: Today ain't your day fatcakes.

  14. LeoTheProdigy on July 14th, 2010 8:36 pm

    Run, fatboy, run!

  15. AuraMaster on July 14th, 2010 8:43 pm

    Looks like Sonic needs to get his stomach stapled. Too bad it'll probably be to a buffet.

  16. Alpar on July 14th, 2010 4:46 pm

    Come on Sonic, step it up! Oh, wait, YOU CAN'T! You're too slow!

    Ah, getting back is so fun…

  17. AuraMaster on July 14th, 2010 8:53 pm

    Sonic = Jabba the Hutt
    Tails = Salacious B. Crumb

  18. Marzen on July 14th, 2010 9:00 pm

    Auramaster, stop posting 10 times D:. Leaves some funny jokes for the little peoples!

  19. Miles on July 14th, 2010 9:02 pm

    I like the game concept.
    You need to have at least one ring to survive, but if you grab too many, you won't move, and you die anyways.
    And they love putting rings in inconvenient places too.

  20. spaghettiweegee on July 14th, 2010 9:37 pm

    Sonic the Hedgehog: McDonald's Edition

  21. MiniNinja on July 14th, 2010 9:44 pm

    Sonic's the name, weight's the game!

  22. DClaw on July 14th, 2010 5:48 pm

    Heh…He has finally turned into the ONE thing he tried to destory!
    (You know who im talking about….That fat basterd…-.-)

  23. fmarulz on July 14th, 2010 9:52 pm

    I think that when he stop moving after he gets obese he have a heart attack and dies…

  24. Marzen on July 14th, 2010 10:09 pm

    Y'know, I just noticed. Even with Sonic's new gained obesity, Robotnik isn't THAT much less fat. AND HE STILL RUNS FASTER THAN SKINNY SONIC IN THE DEATH EGG ZONE. That bastard is HACKING, I just KNOW he is!

  25. GameboyPATH on July 14th, 2010 10:16 pm

    I would've liked to see Sonic break the plane at the end.

    I hope that the more he runs, the more fat he burns. That'd be kind of a nice message.

  26. Trogador on July 14th, 2010 10:27 pm

    I'm in ur gaems, nommin ur rings.

  27. Darkangelsv1 on July 14th, 2010 10:28 pm

    He's not fat!
    He's just wide-boned!

  28. Barry Allen on July 14th, 2010 6:35 pm

    I guess now
    *sunglasses*
    He's to slow.

    YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  29. Gentlemenkip on July 14th, 2010 6:43 pm

    I now know why there are no rings in chemical plant tubes……i can just picture sonic getting stuck in the tube or breaking it….and the plane man..THE PLANE!!!!!!!a fat thing landing on a plane would break it!

  30. Inky Blue on July 14th, 2010 10:46 pm

    in the video, Sonic is like "yeah, i'm fat, but who else is gonna defeat Robotnik and out run explosions?"

  31. BlueChameleon on July 14th, 2010 6:49 pm

    Ironically, he would have been better off on that Chilli Dog diet he was on before…

  32. Ivan102 on July 14th, 2010 6:53 pm

    Too much onion rings = Heart attack.

  33. Daifuku on July 14th, 2010 11:14 pm

    5:05
    Slowest
    Destruction
    Sequence
    EVER!!!

  34. shadow649 on July 14th, 2010 11:26 pm

    Ceiling Monitor is watching you… do disturbing stuff

  35. By-Tor on July 15th, 2010 12:15 am

    Insert sonic brawl taunt here.

    No time to look one up, too busy leveling my cyndaquil…

  36. MasterLuigi452 on July 15th, 2010 12:27 am

    That was…
    Just wrong…
    The irony for Sonic.

  37. Cvar00 on July 15th, 2010 12:51 am

    Sonic got tired of gold and went with Onion Rings.

  38. TheTopHatKid on July 15th, 2010 1:43 am

    yo dawg we heard you like monitors.

  39. shadow649 on July 15th, 2010 1:51 am

    I never understood what that was from until 2 months ago when I became addicted to that game. +1 for making my day.

  40. hadoukenman on July 14th, 2010 9:53 pm

    I'd trouble eat too, if I had awful games.

  41. SHODAK on July 14th, 2010 11:28 pm

    So wait, now when he gets hit he literally has the crap kicked out of him?

  42. Dr.Panda on July 15th, 2010 3:32 am

    Fat sonic, Fat sonic
    He's here to save the day

    Fat sonic Fat sonic
    He'll take your food away

    So dont eat those chips and onion rings now
    He'll take from you so you wont look like a cow

    Fat Sonic Fat Sonic
    Dont try and take his Chill dogs away

  43. tveye on July 15th, 2010 4:13 am

    Someone, somewhere…is jacking off to this.

  44. Miketuu on July 15th, 2010 4:26 am

    Those rings contain the opposite of Australium…….
    Gabenite.

  45. akis on July 15th, 2010 9:29 am

    you'd think that Sonic would roll better the fatter he gets

    and i'd like to see what happens in the Emerald stages, there are enough rings in there for him to fill up the whole half-pipe

  46. Rozsudek on July 17th, 2010 1:24 pm

    So getting bit in the ass will thin him.

    Not such a good message to people who want to be slim.

  47. ZeikHunter on July 17th, 2010 5:31 pm

    Chemical Plant Zone: Flash through a high-tech maze built with pipes and ducts. Robotnik's flooded the factory with a toxic liquid called "Big Mac" that poisons Sonic in a few moments!

    Wait a sec…

  48. Tezka on July 17th, 2010 3:05 pm

    A good tip to remember is that Tails doesn't put on any weight when he picks up rings. When Sonic's to heavy to spin, you can still use Tails to kill enemies and pick up rings that would kill Sonic.

  49. Internet Noir on July 30th, 2010 3:44 pm

    Fat Sonic/Fat Samus. Rule 34, don’t fail me now.

  50. GdMBuRn on August 12th, 2011 4:39 am

    What? Sonic is evolving!

    Congratulations! Your Sonic evolved into Snorlax!

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