I don’t think that man has ever been to medical school! He may even be LESS qualified than Dr. Mario… if that’s even possible!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 1, 2010 · 10:17 AM 
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61 Responses to “[AUDIO] Dr. Nick”

  1. Alpar on July 1st, 2010 2:24 pm

    Dr. Nick's answer to every sickness:


  2. Hareoic on July 1st, 2010 2:24 pm

    Suddenly I want to see House in a zombie apocalypse setting.

  3. spaghettiweegee on July 1st, 2010 2:29 pm

    Do not let Dr. Nick touch your genitals. He is not a real doctor.

  4. Kirby_Emprer on July 1st, 2010 2:30 pm

    Well I'd trust him as long as he has his trusty assitant nurse, AssClown.

  5. LeoTheProdigy on July 1st, 2010 2:45 pm

    Hi, everybody!

    Oh, wait… wrong Dr. Nick.

  6. Ivan102 on July 1st, 2010 3:03 pm

    Dont Worry He Has Done This Before… With The Infected D:

  7. Dimomarg on July 1st, 2010 11:08 am

    Well, it's not like you need anyone with medicinal training for Doctor Assisted Zombie Homicide

    Also, it looks like it's Dimomarg assisted troll Homicide time.

  8. TheTopHatKid on July 1st, 2010 3:33 pm

    Brightly colored peels here!

  9. Nick Soapdish on July 1st, 2010 11:44 am

    It's terrible joke time!

    Doctor Doctor, I have this terrible burning sensation in my lower extremities.
    Stop standing in the spitter goo Ellis

    Doctor Doctor, I'm feeling really hoarse
    You have a jockey on your back

    Doctor Doctor, how do you handle Chargers?
    I usually bill most of it to your insurance.

    Doctor Doctor, I have a few problems. Witch problems.
    Ok, so which problem?
    WITCH problem.
    That's what I fucking said, which fucking problem!
    A fucking WITCH problem!
    *you have startled the witch*

    I am so ashamed of myself….

  10. DrRickRollins on July 1st, 2010 4:04 pm

    Well…of the 4 survivors, he does wear a white suit. So he's the most qualified of them

  11. Ageless_Evil on July 1st, 2010 4:14 pm

    wow, and i thought house was a horrible doctor…..good video though ;D

  12. LeoTheProdigy on July 1st, 2010 4:32 pm

    Nick: "Don't waste this by getting pounced on."
    Nick: "TITS!"

  13. Dr.Panda on July 1st, 2010 5:12 pm

    Dr.Nick and I went to the same school.
    Along with Dr. Mario and Dr. Zoidberg.

    Well..it wasnt really a school…more like this homeless guy with a spoon in his ear saw us and gave us all lab coats and a Name tag that said

    " Hello I am a Doctor"
    Im sure that all we need

    Now if you'll excuse me, im do for surgery
    *Starts playing Operation and makes a lot of buzzing noises*

  14. combatbeaver on July 1st, 2010 5:53 pm

    Hah one of my latest favorites on youtube have made it onto halolz! Bravo!
    Also i've just eaten an anti-troll pellet! http://instantsfun.es/wakawaka

  15. Dracojounin7 on July 1st, 2010 5:54 pm

    Man, I had to +1 the whole page… Fucking trolls.

  16. dope92 on July 1st, 2010 5:59 pm

    doesn't matter now.

  17. MrRaccoon on July 1st, 2010 6:41 pm

    Nick: It's ok to smoke near the molotovs, it says they're inflamable

  18. DocFriend on July 1st, 2010 7:09 pm

    Dammit Coach I'm a doctor, not a survivor!

  19. Inky Blue on July 1st, 2010 3:22 pm

    Ellis: Nick, my arm fell off
    Dr. Nick: Don't worry Ellis, bandages heal everything

  20. DrRickRollins on July 1st, 2010 7:51 pm

    It's a spycrab!

  21. DrRickRollins on July 1st, 2010 3:53 pm

    What more is there to know?

    health packs treats everything from 1st degree burns, incapacitation, Scratches, bwitch slaps and ofcourse, BULLET WOUNDS TO THE HEAD are treated by rubbing aloe vera

  22. SS4FireFox on July 1st, 2010 8:00 pm

    Who were we dissapointed in? i think it was coach

  23. Exploderizer on July 1st, 2010 4:18 pm


  24. Aboithagameboi on July 1st, 2010 10:57 pm

    "Anybody out there?"

    "Get me outta here!"

    "Can somebody lend me a hand in here?"

    "Hang on you arent thinkin of leavin me in here now are ya?"

    "Hay ya'll, we're a team! Come get me!"
    Yeah! No.

    Doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor Nick.

  25. CurtCanuck on July 1st, 2010 7:02 pm

    Hah! Nick used to be in a rock band, he actually is a singer.
    Check it out, it's an old video but serviceable. rel="nofollow">

  26. thescotian on July 2nd, 2010 1:29 am

    id buy this game

  27. Dastreus on July 2nd, 2010 5:17 am

    I stumbled into this a few weeks ago, and this is still hilarious.

  28. BlazingBlur on July 2nd, 2010 3:30 pm

    "Docter, I think I might have cancer"
    "AH, TITS!"

  29. smashpro1 on July 3rd, 2010 4:01 am

    This song now lives in my brain meats

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