Daycare lady… you are a cold hearted bitch.
By Katie Tiedrich [Awkward Zombie]

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 7, 2010 · 2:38 AM 
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Artistic, Ding! Level Up, Nintendo, Pokémon, Sequential Art, Serious Business

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170 Responses to “PokéRansom”

  1. Acrazymonke on June 7th, 2010 6:41 am

    Wizard crab in panal 2.

  2. ZombieGoatse on June 7th, 2010 2:42 am

    That old couple puts the Mafia to shame.

  3. DrSexington on June 7th, 2010 6:45 am

    How do pokemon level in the day care? I mean do they give them a load of rare candy or something?

  4. ZombieGoatse on June 7th, 2010 7:04 am

    And I thought the Parasect was the only Parasite here.

  5. DrSexington on June 7th, 2010 7:25 am

    This is also another reason, why I don't use the Day Care System, and I just don't wanna.

  6. Jet_Sparrow on June 7th, 2010 7:37 am

    At least she didn't nickname her Parasect anything awkward.

  7. Jet_Sparrow on June 7th, 2010 7:41 am

    Parasect has grown to level 31! Parasect has gone SUPER SAIYAN!
    *bulge bulge twitch twitch*

  8. Chaos in a can on June 7th, 2010 6:19 am

    What were those things that fell out of her pocket in the 4th panel? they look like Lottery Tokens, but they might be HMs/TMs.

  9. TehVortex on June 7th, 2010 10:41 am

    I want his hat.

  10. Leo058 on June 7th, 2010 11:23 am

    Now, you gonna pay up? Or does your Parasect have to have an unfortunate… "accident"?

  11. Roflcopter419 on June 7th, 2010 11:33 am

    Well, if this trainer were any GOOD she'd be able to afford that, rather than losing all her money to other trainers.

  12. Nooklear Man on June 7th, 2010 1:28 pm

    She'd better pay up. Or somehow earn money without walking. Or never getting her Parasect back. Or using close combat on the daycare lady. I'd go with option 4.

  13. NekoKnight on June 7th, 2010 1:33 pm

    Bond villain Daycare Lady: If you don't pay up in the next 24 hours… we will transfer your little mushroom friend here to a college campus where they will take "good" care of it.

  14. Daifuku on June 7th, 2010 2:06 pm

    Panel 2: what happens when you cross a Red Mage with a crab.

  15. MrRaccoon on June 7th, 2010 2:39 pm

    Daycare lady: We'll raise the pokemon, and raise the ransom to
    *pinky to mouth*

  16. Demian Rebel on June 7th, 2010 10:46 am

    Lol, I think everyone is confused when they first met Awkwardzombie, I too thought she was a boy at first

    But no…


    Awesome Comic BTW

  17. EphEphEcksIII on June 7th, 2010 3:17 pm

    What?! She doesn't even have 48,400 monies?! Smugleaf does not approve.

  18. L3re7z on June 7th, 2010 4:04 pm



  19. Marzen on June 7th, 2010 5:01 pm

    That's, like, 48 bucks. Who knows how long she kept it in there for it to gain an ungodly amount of levels. How much would that cost in real life if I kept my dog at a vet for that long?

  20. TheTopHatKid on June 7th, 2010 5:12 pm

    Free health care ain't got nothin' on the daycares.

  21. Terpsichore on June 7th, 2010 5:16 pm

    Pokemon trainer, I am disappoint. You should know by now that the only reason to use the Daycare center is to create genetic abominations by blending the DNA of normal pokemons with the genderless blob known as Ditto. FOR SCIENCE

    One day, ONE DAY, I will have a pokemon that is a fusion of the two, and isnt a carbon copy of the non-Ditto pokemon. One day, I will play GOD

  22. Xyxoz on June 7th, 2010 5:29 pm

    wait…the daycare costs 100 per level…meaning at 48,300 Yen… THAT'S 483 F***ING LEVELS!!!!

  23. Alpar on June 7th, 2010 7:04 pm

    Panel 7: Oh what you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?!

  24. BoxeyBrown on June 7th, 2010 7:33 pm

    How the heck does a pokemon even level up in the daycare? It just sits there!!!

  25. Zabrio on June 7th, 2010 9:37 pm

    so the parasect was level -453 when it was put in…o.o

  26. AuraMaster on June 7th, 2010 10:24 pm

    Why make billions, when we could make….

    Millions?! *pinky to mouth*

  27. dope92 on June 7th, 2010 6:40 pm

    maybe that's why people seem to use the daycare for pokemon they don't care about…

  28. MasterLuigi452 on June 8th, 2010 12:16 am

    Been there, done that.
    Day Care is a genetic lab for Pokemon Trainer.

  29. spaghettiweegee on June 8th, 2010 12:39 am

    You're paying for convenience.

  30. sacrosankt on June 8th, 2010 12:32 am

    Aaaaaand downgraded comment system. WHY?!

  31. Miles on June 8th, 2010 10:34 am

    Can anyone help me?
    I'm trapped in the daycare.

  32. Miles on June 10th, 2010 8:31 pm

    Havent reached 69 yet…

  33. Zabrio on June 12th, 2010 1:29 pm

    I just totally got this ad covering the comic http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm315/Ankdedda

  34. Nyoron on July 30th, 2010 12:37 pm

    Looks like the daycare lady….


    ….Is a cold hearted bitch.

  35. AManWithACloak on May 12th, 2011 7:54 pm

    It grew 483 levels? Either that, or your maths off.

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