I will admit that Nintendo Mania‘s grapple beam upgrade is probably a bit more deadly, but who’s going to take Samus seriously with a weapon that looks like that?

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 7, 2010 · 10:13 PM 
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Balls of Steel, Heavy Weapons, Metroid, Nintendo, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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112 Responses to “IMMA CHARGIN’… MAH CHAIN CHOMP?”

  1. killercartoons on May 8th, 2010 2:22 am

    Are you kidding? I wouldn't mess with anyone attached to a Chain Chomp!

  2. Taco77 on May 8th, 2010 2:33 am

    So I herd you liek chayn chompz?

  3. Tim on May 7th, 2010 11:51 pm

    Drop bob ombs in morph ball mode? Or maru-mari for us old codgers.

  4. Hareoic on May 8th, 2010 3:57 am

    Who'd take that seriously? How about anybody who stands to get their extremities bitten off?

  5. Link4all on May 8th, 2010 4:03 am

    Yo dawg I heard you like chaining attacks so I put a chain in your attack so you can attack while you attack.

  6. Samus_Aran on May 8th, 2010 4:29 am

    I happen to think it's a VERY effective weapon, thank you very much.

  7. Songseer on May 8th, 2010 5:15 am

    Chain chomps sucked before, but now it's PORTABLE?!?!?!?!
    reminds me of Bowser's minions

  8. AggroAggro on May 8th, 2010 5:29 am

    So i heard you liked overkills so i put a over powered enemy on an over powered hero so you can be cheap while you be cheap.

  9. Jet_Sparrow on May 8th, 2010 5:32 am

    Hoo-hoo! It's-a me, Samus!

  10. OrionX on May 8th, 2010 2:43 am

    Where's baby Mario/baby Luigi? HAX!!

  11. Leo058 on May 8th, 2010 2:53 am

    Ridley: "We're fucked."

  12. tveye on May 8th, 2010 3:30 am

    Chain Chomp = deadly

    Charged up Chain Chomp = shit just got real

  13. EphEphEcksIII on May 8th, 2010 3:35 am

    What if she fired Bullet Bills?…..discuss

  14. Alpar on May 8th, 2010 8:03 am

    Ridley = Snack for Samus' new pet

  15. MrRaccoon on May 8th, 2010 4:57 am

    They told her she couldn't keep that small metroid as a pet
    Now they sure wish they did

  16. ZombieGoatse on May 8th, 2010 5:06 am

    *Insert a clever Chainchomp Metroid crossover joke worthy of many +1s here.*

  17. AuraMaster on May 8th, 2010 5:36 am


    You got the Ball and Chain!

  18. Leo058 on May 8th, 2010 12:06 pm

    Whoops, sorry, accidentally hit -1 on you. My bad.

  19. Sir Xandus on May 8th, 2010 1:05 pm

    Epic weapon is epic.

  20. luigi 11792 on May 8th, 2010 1:20 pm

    thats a bad idea.

  21. Kirby_Emprer on May 8th, 2010 9:36 am

    "hey samus reme- OH MY GOD! IT HURTS!!!!"

  22. BoxeyBrown on May 8th, 2010 9:46 am


  23. TehVortex on May 8th, 2010 5:27 pm

    SHOOP DA- *gets ripped apart by Hammer Bros and Metroids* "…don't say it."

  24. MasterLuigi452 on May 8th, 2010 5:56 pm


  25. MrRaccoon on May 8th, 2010 6:40 pm

    This looks shopped, I can tell from some pixels and seeing a few shopps in my time

  26. DClaw on May 8th, 2010 6:41 pm

    Ok WHO was the smartass that gave her yet ANOTHER damn weapon of mass destruction!?

    She has more weapons then mario has lives!

  27. Roflcopter419 on May 8th, 2010 10:06 pm

    He's created a time paradox!

  28. spaghettiweegee on May 8th, 2010 10:58 pm

    Chain Chomp > Charge Beam. The Space Pirates are so screwed.

  29. Tifakitteh on May 8th, 2010 8:16 pm

    That Weapon is simply protection against Falcon Gropes.

  30. luigi 11792 on May 9th, 2010 6:56 am


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