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Congratulations! Your MARIO evolved into GOLEM!

Are you… sure? It looks like Mario may just be climbing out of a… certain part of that Golem…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 5, 2010 · 3:46 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (214 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)
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Ding! Level Up, Nintendo, Pokémon, Rockin' Out, Super Mario Bros, Wii

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In soviet russia, bricks shit you
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4 replies · active 791 weeks ago
Mario! One does not simply ROCK into Mordor!
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2 replies · active 791 weeks ago
Meanwhile, Luigi sits, long forgotten in a storage box, still at level 3.
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7 replies · active 791 weeks ago
Looks like Mario used transform...

*sunglasses*

and used rollout.

http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/
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5 replies · active 791 weeks ago
Rock and roll
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3 replies · active 791 weeks ago
B! Bbb! I'm pressing B! Why is my Mario still being encased in rock! Nnnooooooooooo!
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1 reply · active 791 weeks ago
Mario's hats are getting diverse enough that he's just gonna end up turning into Kirby... Only italian.
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5 replies · active 791 weeks ago
First ill weaken it with bowserzard then ill use peachachu to distract it then luigidos to finish it off let see if your Golem beat that unstoppable team

Mario uses explosion wips out team its super effective
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If he's heading towards pins, they're about to get...
*sunglasses*

...Bould over.

http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/
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Don't tell me that's new power up in SMG2...
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4 replies · active 791 weeks ago
*sigh* Golem you should have asked a real doctor before letting mario give you a prostate exam, everyone knows he's not a real doctor ._.
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reminds me of when kirby climbed out of sonics eye socket... come to think of it... mario watched him do it didnt he?

maybe thats where he got the idea
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HAX! Gravmario can only evolve into Golemario when traded with another trainer! HE IS AN ABOMINATION!
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2 replies · active 791 weeks ago
*Mario breaks through wall*
OH YEAH!!!!!
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They see me rollin'
They hatin'
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2 replies · active 791 weeks ago
looks like mario
*shades*
has gone spelunking!

http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/
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Nowadays, you find Golems inside caves, and you find Mario inside a cave within a cave.
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so its mario... goatseing a golem??? D:
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3 replies · active 791 weeks ago
*hums the Indiana Jones theme*
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Rock on, Mario.
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If Mario is Golem, who's Graveller?
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4 replies · active 791 weeks ago
OH GOD!
Mario took the wrong warp pipe!
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looks more like Graveler to me
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When you see it, you'll shit Marios.
...No, seriously, if you look long enough, something is terribly wrong with this picture...
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3 replies · active 791 weeks ago
Question: Will it be Super Effective against Bowser?
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4 replies · active 786 weeks ago
Congratulations! Your Golem just gave birth to Mario.
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Who's that Italian Plumbermon?

It's Golem Mario (watching you masterbate)!
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4 replies · active 791 weeks ago
It looks like Mario...
*shades*
Is rock hard.

http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/
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Thank you shawn for the mental image of a golem goatse -_-

Yet another pokemon I can never look at in the same way again >_>

*COUGH* http://www.halolz.com/2008/07/16/so-i-herd-u-liek... *COUGH*
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1 reply · active 790 weeks ago
I so want that cap. :D
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2 replies · active 791 weeks ago
why why why is mario in a golem?
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Thank you shawn for the mental image of a golem goatse -_-

Yet another pokemon which I can't look at in the same way again >_>
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