
WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN?!
By CyberMoonStudios, submitted by Robin Ng


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I get a powerup everytime I beat a boss!… Wait…
The sky ain't blue when it's full of.. Pikachu…
''I am stating something''…
They will never make another MM legends game! I AM SAD!
My 8-bit games were better!
Mega Man: My sister is weirdly sexy for a 10-year-old robot!
…
Wait, did I just say that out loud?
I explode whenever I touch a spikey surface!
I'm not sure whats worse, him sounding like a 5 year old girl or the Captain N version of him…
"Mega-hi!"
The next boss is weak against this power.
"…and I just made myself sad! Awww…"
Where does Obvious man buy is clothing, at Target?
It looks like Obvious man bought his clothing from Target!
This is a comment!
"Doctor Light is an Abusive father!"
LIght: "What was that boy!?"
Megaman: "I'm now cowering in fear of Him."
Light: "That's right you are. . ."
Megaman: "Light is a horrible man who killed my dog, Rush."
Light: "That's it! Time for another beating."
Megaman: "I hate this power so much. . . "
Megaman: I have a crappy cartoon series where robots can be defeated by toasters!
Even in Megaman 10 where he shows Wily begging and escaping 9 times!
Or Spoiler Man. YOU GOT: Um…IDK…exploding Dumbledore plushies?
Rosebud? What's left of the Statue of Liberty?
Looks like Megaman is
*puts on shades*
Stating the obvious
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Obvious Man is Obvious!
I never learn from my mistakes and forcibly capture Wily and just end my problems!
I saw this
*suunglassse*
was in CSI.
http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/
Dr.Wily's new plan: give megaman useless powers, then rape him once he gets to the castle.
Megaman: I am on the front of Halolz!
The next boss is Spoiler Man.
Megaman: *looks at SM* Nuh-uh! Greedo shot first!*
Spoiler Man: Han did, loser! And soylent green is made of people!
MM: NOOOO!!!
SM: Search your feelings, you know Vader is Luke & Leia's father.
MM: Enough! Too many spoilers!!!
SM: Bitch, please! I'm just getting started, for you see…they were on Earth the whole movie! Muahahahaha!!!
MM: You bastard! You spoiled it all! Damn you, damn you to hell!
SM: Oh, and now I am going to self-destruct.
MM: WHAT
*boom*
YOU GOT: SPOILER BOMB
*Spoiler Man is a fat nerd wearing a "Han Shot First" t-shirt.
MEGAMAN defeated OBVIOUSMAN
MEGAMAN reached lv69!
What? MEGAMAN is evolving?
~~~~dodododoodododododoodo~~~~
Congratulations! MEGAMAN evolved into Colonel Obvious!
Colonel Obvious learned Me First
You know…isn't it odd that Obvious Man doesn't know Mega Man fires balls of energy? Seeing's how it's fairly obvious that Mega Man does and all.
… i'm too lazy. ._.
OH NOES! :U
And Sensitive Man only works on AwkwardDivorcedFather Man
"I feel like even though you don't live with us you try, you try hard, and i appreciate, but at the same time i don't feel like i can truly love you how you love me, you see me as a son, but, i can't see you as a dad only as a man, a great man ;__;"
"I, i uh…. *explodes to not pay alamony*"
This cartoon is somewhat amusing!
it is very effective against emotionally challenged man!
I play video games!
My obvious senses are kicking in, those are lazers, not bullets, obvious man should not have died because bullets were not shot into him. unless lazers count as bullets, in which case, I have lost all obviousness and must face the humiliation of smartass man