
Well of course it’s all he needs! The math has always checked out!
By Team Teabag


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That and Mr. Freeman has same pretty goddamn manly facial hair… Does John 117 have facial hair? I think not.
Why, back in my day, all we needed to pwn was a CROWBAR!
You Spartan warriors today with your Assault Rifles, and your Rocket Launchers, and your Fuel Rods, and your Mongooses, and your Wraiths, and your Covenant, and your Cortana, and your serial numbers, and your Bungie, and your online X-Box capabilities, and your teabagging, and your custom armor, and your Battle Rifles, and your Last Resort, and your Snowbound, and your micspamming, and your ignorant little kids, and your Arbiter, and your Magnums, (and so on and so forth)
I didn't know that a Team Teabag could produce something that excels the grammatical skills of its components! Further research must be done on this ominous phenomenon! FOR SCIENCE! :D
Poppycock! the yeti from Ski Free would finish them all.
Crowbar is OP!
Somewhere, a man who has to open a crate HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO!
Gordon's suit was better, too. It may not have recharged itself… but it gave out free morphine!
No crowbars, Gordon only, Final Destination.
What now?
Gordon has once again shown us that the age old maxim Science + Crowbar = Results has held true to this day.
If you'll notice upon further inspection that thing Gordon is beating to death doesn't resemble anything you encounter in Half Life. This is, of course, because Gordon beat the shit out of it so much that Valve didn't have anything left to put into the game….let me repeat, Gordon beat the thing OUT OF EXISTENCE.
Gordon Freeman does not think that yew has what it take to fite with crowbar!
Yew with your roket lunchars and your wethogs!
Gordon Freeman iz cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything!
"So Master Chief and Gordon Freeman walked into a crow-bar…"
Halolz you are so late on this one.
and this is why basic weapons are still in FPSes
This here brings a Tear to my eye its just epic T_T