Scout Update: The Untold Achievements (Comic)

I think I’ve earned all of these!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 28, 2010 · 6:17 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (234 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)
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Achievement Unlocked, Bad Ideas, PC, Playstation, Sequential Art, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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60 Responses to “Scout Update: The Untold Achievements”

  1. Coodoo on February 28th, 2010 11:21 pm

    Yes! YES! Oh thank you!

  2. RyderJ on February 28th, 2010 11:43 pm

    WHY-WON'T-YOU-DIE: Attempt to kill five fully healed Heavies with your bat. And fail.

  3. Burnt Eyes on February 28th, 2010 6:43 pm

    If I had TF2 (which I’m starting to kind of wish that I did) I’d get these achievements so fast!

  4. YourPalHal on February 28th, 2010 11:57 pm

    Those scouts are a pest. Engineers need to learn the "Toss the dispenser", and the heavies should teach them Newtons Laws: Anything big that hits them will be pushed aside

  5. CakeBard on March 1st, 2010 12:02 am

    People who play Scout as their best class=Douchebags

  6. Roflcopter419 on March 1st, 2010 12:02 am

    Achievement 4: Need a disp-: Get booted from the server for spamming the voice command 50 times.

  7. Shadoworc01 on March 1st, 2010 12:24 am

    HEY! I was that Medic!

  8. JohnPoe on March 1st, 2010 12:42 am

    Achievement unlocked: Oedipus Bonk-plex.

    Get a domination on the Spy who sapped your Mother.

  9. Badonk on March 1st, 2010 12:53 am

    Scout=dead achievement:

    Try and "run circles" around a pyro.

  10. Alpar on March 1st, 2010 12:59 am

    Untold Achievement #5: on 2Fort, get killed constantly by Snipers while trying to cross the roof of the bridge.

  11. TheFancyPants on March 1st, 2010 2:10 am

    untold achievement 7: Them's good eating
    Successfully sell a slap chop over a match

  12. VideoGameGeek on March 1st, 2010 2:21 am

    Beware of Shamwow Impersonators: Dominate a Spy disguised as a Scout wielding the bat.

  13. Kbman on March 1st, 2010 2:46 am

    Too Easy: Form a Scout rush with 2 other Scouts, then get all three of you blown apart by one Crit Rocket, sticky bomb, or grenade.
    I hope you're happy, you three. >:3

  14. JohnPoe on March 1st, 2010 3:00 am

    Throw in some jarate and you get the most disturbing thing in the universe!

  15. VyseRogueKing on March 1st, 2010 4:36 am

    Damn those scouts shooting for the too awesome to walk achievement. Us heavies will have to cry some more until the teleporter recharges.

  16. Roflcopter419 on March 1st, 2010 4:40 am

    …that's not a real rank.

  17. Vosur on March 1st, 2010 5:54 am

    Actually, I get that from other classes more… I dunno why.

  18. Miketuu on March 1st, 2010 1:59 am

    Achievement #6: Cherry Picker
    Kill the guy who fought off three enemies and has 5 hp left.

  19. BlueChameleon on March 1st, 2010 2:29 am

    Strike 10! :- Fail to hit anyone with 10 Sandman Taunts in a round.

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