7 Mario Suits I Wish Were Real

Man, I’d totally be rockin’ that Game Genie suit if I had the chance!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 31, 2010 · 7:56 PM 
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95 Responses to “7 Mario Suits I Wish Were Real”

  1. KiruBananers on February 1st, 2010 1:04 am

    I wear the birthday suit for cosplay.


  2. codemaster525 on February 1st, 2010 1:13 am

    I would not want that for a t-shirt. just saying.

    Sideways hat suit is bad ass.

  3. Fission on February 1st, 2010 1:17 am

    That Mario's a spy!

  4. cokefan999 on February 1st, 2010 1:21 am

    Link Mario FTW? :D

  5. NoChorus on February 1st, 2010 1:25 am

    When I played Super Mario 64 DS, I had once thought "Y'know, if Yoshi can wear caps and acquire Mario, Luigi and Wario's powers, how come there was never a Yoshi suit of some sort?"

    I guess I wasn't the only one who thought that.

  6. Caelun_Niveus on February 1st, 2010 1:25 am

    The Yoshi suit is just silly. I mean, if Mario rides Yoshi then who will ride Mario?

  7. Vosur on February 1st, 2010 1:34 am

    I'll go for the Link Suit and the Zoot Suit myself…

  8. Roflcopter419 on February 1st, 2010 1:35 am

    He should try to cosplay as Power Suit Samus.

  9. Alpar on February 1st, 2010 1:38 am

    So Mario can now grow giant tongues and crap out eggs?

  10. fmarulz on February 1st, 2010 1:40 am

    the cosplay idea was good but I don`t like the idea of some green guy riding mario…….
    D :

  11. BlueChameleon on February 1st, 2010 1:59 am

    Those Goombas are messy when you stab them though.
    You got blood on my cosplay suit…

  12. Jfil on February 1st, 2010 2:31 am

    He needs a pooper scooper

  13. ThatOneDude on February 1st, 2010 2:47 am


  14. ArmyOfMidgets on February 1st, 2010 2:48 am

    Would that be better or worse than his Birthday suit though?

  15. AuraMaster on February 1st, 2010 3:04 am

    After seeing the Zoot suit, I immediately started hearing "Zoot Suit Riot" in my head.

    Good times.

  16. AuraMaster on February 1st, 2010 3:06 am

    Game Genie suit Koopa: WTF HAX!

  17. Jet_Sparrow on February 1st, 2010 3:59 am

    I love how Mario retains his gloves in his B'day suit.

  18. MasterLuigi452 on February 1st, 2010 4:50 am

    Spread gun FTW!!!

  19. Daifuku on February 1st, 2010 8:26 am

    Hey look, a Green Mario!

  20. Colonel_Obvious on February 1st, 2010 8:27 am

    Challenge accepted Kiru.

  21. Taiho on February 1st, 2010 11:38 am

    Don't forget the Law Suit. It gives Mario the power of attorney. Some people objected to having it included so it was put in on a trial basis. But it showed evidence of bugs and the makers didn't have the conviction to jury-rig a patch.

  22. dimomarg on February 1st, 2010 1:02 pm

    may I make a suggestion? Dr HAX suit.

  23. Ratman_D_Ratty on February 1st, 2010 1:59 pm

    Id use the birthday Suit only on world 8-4 …. for obvious reasons

  24. Draken on February 1st, 2010 2:49 pm

    Surprised there's no TF2 or L4D references in this…

  25. PaladinVance on February 1st, 2010 6:22 pm

    Game Genie Suit is OP!!! Patch naow!

  26. kirbyownsyou97 on February 2nd, 2010 1:38 am

    Either way,
    The Goombas lose.

  27. jonnycrocker on April 24th, 2010 2:27 pm

    whats for the birthday suit the groombas are sick your doing it wrong

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