Who’s the Man?

The moral of the story? Nobody out stealths the goddamn Batman.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 10, 2010 · 7:48 PM 
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Artistic, Assassin's Creed, Batman, Cray-Z Crossovers, It's A Trap!, Konami, Metal Gear Solid, Sequential Art, Sneak Attack, Splinter Cell, Superheroes/Supervillains, Team Fortress 2, Ubisoft, Valve Software

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21 Responses to “Who’s the Man”

  1. Kevvo on January 10th, 2010 9:23 pm

    Meanwhile, back at the Red base….

    ENGINEER: "Hey fellas, notice anythin' different about the Spy?"
    'SPY': "Why, what do you mean, good ol' Engineer, ol' chum?" (Chaps lips)
    DEMO: "Ach, never ye mind, Engie, Spy's jus' acting bloody weird again."
    ENGINEER: "Demo, he's wearing CLOWN PAINT."
    DEMO: "Oy, ye never complained when I wore clown paint affer that one night I had in the beer cabinet."
    'SPY': "Hehehe. now that's funny. Say, wanna know how I got these scars?"
    ENGINEER: "Good grief…"

  2. AuraMaster on January 11th, 2010 12:31 am

    That or "holy hole-in-a-donut!"

    BTW, he actually said that in the old series.

  3. Reader on January 11th, 2010 1:10 pm

    Um, yeah.

  4. Aboithagameboi on February 14th, 2010 6:09 pm

    Do i hear……. Spoiler Alert?

  5. Dracojounin7 on February 15th, 2010 7:45 am

    We will.

  6. Gamegeneral on February 22nd, 2010 1:28 am

    Actually, he couldn't. Everyone knows he has to yell "FALCON SNEAK!"

  7. dope92 on February 23rd, 2010 7:34 pm

    looks like life

    *puts on glasses*

    lost all its sense.


  8. dope92 on February 23rd, 2010 7:36 pm


    those were children?

    ummm…. *spits out finger* sorry

  9. dope92 on February 23rd, 2010 3:35 pm


  10. OHAITHER on March 23rd, 2010 1:09 am

    The Spy is sappin' mah Batcave!!

  11. PEEEEELZ on April 18th, 2010 7:11 am

    to everyone saying this is impossible. play batman arkham asylum. altair takes on people with swords and snake takes on one person at a time. batman takes on 6 people with guns following each other and still kills them all without getting noticed. COULD ALTAIR AND SNAKE DO THAT, EXACTLY.mabye now you know. DONT MESS WITH THE GODDAMN BATMAN.

  12. Xyxoz on May 1st, 2010 11:27 pm

    but what does that make charlie brown?!

  13. Anoush on August 1st, 2010 8:32 pm

    I thought Snake had CQC EX :O

  14. Navy_Pheonix on October 22nd, 2010 12:58 am


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  15. tstriker1 on October 24th, 2010 12:40 am

    Then Alex Mercer those one of his stealthy death moves and consumes the batman
    "Where is your bat-mobile now?" But then he gets run over by the bat-mobile because "Where is your bat-mobile now?" is a voice activation code meaning, "run me over I'm being possessed" Though that barely any damage to him because of his ability to survive A GODDAMN NUKE!!!!…………. Did I rant?

  16. RiqSlik on December 4th, 2010 9:27 pm

    Clever comment deserves a +1 and a pat on the back.

  17. xstationcubed on February 12th, 2011 1:54 am

    er, not to add fuel to the fire…thats been dead for a year…but if you look at the image directly following Batman's takedown, I'm pretty sure that thing above Snake's head is implying that he's still alive, but unconcious.

  18. MetroidJunkie on August 8th, 2011 3:17 pm

    Anyone else find it funny how Snake has a shocked look as he's taking Sam out? Almost like he's thinking 'Oh crap, got a boner' or something. XD

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