Pokémon Calculus Fail

TEACHER sent out Blastoise! Blastoise used HYDRO PUMP!
STUDENT’s Charizard fainted! STUDENT blacked out!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 18, 2009 · 2:50 PM 
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Artistic, Failure, Here There Be Dragons, Nintendo, Pokémon, Serious Business, Special Attacks, Too Much Free Time

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27 Responses to “Pokémon Calculus Fail”

  1. Senax on November 18th, 2009 10:34 pm

    Sure it can bend spoons.
    But can it explode a building and kill hundreds of people, while flying as well, with only your mind?

  2. Zabrio on November 18th, 2009 10:37 pm

    I would have won that problem, i chose bulbasaur as my starter :P

  3. BurnoutSpartan on November 19th, 2009 12:22 am

    Cpt. Falcon is though

  4. Acrazymonke on November 18th, 2009 8:37 pm

    no are you insane its on my but

  5. Acrazymonke on November 18th, 2009 8:54 pm

    penis used harden
    torterra became confused

  6. Warlord Senax on November 18th, 2009 9:16 pm

    here too*

  7. Dycro on November 18th, 2009 9:43 pm

    It's amazing how Matthew and the teacher have the exact same handwriting.

  8. Cheat2Win on November 18th, 2009 10:51 pm

    He learnt the enjoyable hardships of battling.

    He should be thankful that his teacher never used the Quick Claw on him like the teachers in Pokemon Trainers' School do, though.

  9. Daifuku on November 19th, 2009 8:40 am

    X(universe implodes)^Y

    Let the mindfuck continue!

  10. DClaw on November 19th, 2009 12:29 pm

    Follow your father's example, Fox!

  11. Leo E. on November 19th, 2009 7:43 am

    Which got owned by Blastoise.

  12. Daifuku on November 19th, 2009 9:15 am

    What country are you from?
    "What" aint no country Ive ever heard of. They have Linear Functions in "What"?
    Functions, motherfucker! Do they solve them!?

  13. DClaw on November 19th, 2009 10:42 am

    Just what I needed to see… Star Wolf!…Wait a mo, I thought you a CoF follower…SECURITY BREACH!

  14. DClaw on November 19th, 2009 10:47 am

    Need a Max Revive here!

  15. Dracojounin7 on November 19th, 2009 2:00 pm

    Then the teacher draws a Pyro using Hadoken :P

  16. DeathJam on November 19th, 2009 4:38 pm

    I went through the whole game of pokemon before using strictly pokeballs (and well… the master ball)

    Seriously, Pokeball is the best ball, even better than that shitty ultra ball. It seems to have the second best catch rate, the best belonging to OBVIOUSLY the masterball.

  17. True Hate on November 19th, 2009 10:49 pm

    When do I solve them?

    *puts on glasses and starts writing*

  18. Dracojounin7 on November 19th, 2009 11:35 pm

    Sableye uses Dead Ringer!Sableye fainted!Sableye backstabs Mudkip!Sableye uses You Herd Wrong!

  19. Warlord Senax on November 20th, 2009 1:53 am

    Lets just make this a +1 thread.
    See how high we can get.

  20. Ataeru on November 20th, 2009 3:06 am

    you have such a negative number even falconites are able to can't let you do that.
    but we don't feel like it.

  21. Nakid_Black_Guy on February 26th, 2010 8:10 pm

    Got pwned by a teacher.

  22. dope92 on March 7th, 2010 8:31 pm

    we can see that you are not aisan.

  23. AuraMaster on April 21st, 2010 6:27 pm

    Or if you learn how to use a MIND CRUSH

  24. AuraMaster on April 21st, 2010 6:33 pm

    Your forget these were Pokemon cards, and Charizard was the rarest and most valuable.

  25. xxpikalexxx on December 12th, 2010 1:56 pm

    Actually, it's exactly 9000.
    How about this?
    x > 90( y^2 ) +1

    y = 10

  26. xxpikalexxx on December 12th, 2010 1:57 pm

    Kicking a bidoof is aways the answer.

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