Happiness is a Chocolate Helicopter

Nick’s prophecy has come to pass! It may not evac them to safety, but it will certainly evac their tastebuds to deliciousness!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 15, 2009 · 12:29 AM 
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Left 4 Dead, PC, Secret Items, Tasty Treats, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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142 Responses to “Happiness is a Chocolate Helicopter”

  1. Badonk on November 15th, 2009 5:29 am

    Get some graham cracker bi-planes and a few Marshmallow jet packs and we have a party!

  2. Roflcopter419 on November 15th, 2009 5:39 am

    Anyone else reminded of Heavy and his Sandvich right now?

  3. Senax on November 15th, 2009 5:41 am

    I can see why the zombies desperately want to kill them now.
    They want ze delishush CHOCOLATE!
    By gods…I just realized that I myself want the chocolate too…
    Uh…I'll be right back. I'm…washing my hair.

  4. WizardRex on November 15th, 2009 5:43 am

    What's your favorite kind of helicopter? Mine's chocolate!

  5. MrRaccoon on November 15th, 2009 5:51 am

    Chocolate: because it's worth a zombie apocalipse

  6. Ataeru on November 15th, 2009 6:16 am

    Ellis: well ill be damned, there is a chocolate helicopter up here.

  7. Jet_Sparrow on November 15th, 2009 6:17 am

    Quickly, survivors! We need to GET TO THA CHOPPA!

  8. Rogan on November 15th, 2009 6:30 am

    is this gmod? because it's too well done, and i don't remember any of those poses from any video

  9. nobrain on November 15th, 2009 6:37 am

    "Quick, get in, we will take this helicopter to safety"
    "But sir, it's a chocolate model…"
    *cocks gun*
    "I said get… in…"

    Thumbup for whoever can guess where I spoofed this quote from (last time I spoofed a quote, no one got it, and it was from Die Hard 3. You can see which one by checking my comments history)

  10. Joshy206 on November 15th, 2009 6:45 am

    Wow, he's eaten so much chocolate his SKIN is made of the stuff.

    By the way, that's not meant to be a racist joke. Sorry if it offends anyone. But I am guessing that if it would offend you, you wouldn't attend a site with jokes about 9/11 :P

  11. Paulrus-Keaton? on November 15th, 2009 1:46 am

    "I will put you…. in my pants."

  12. Cheat2Win on November 15th, 2009 6:47 am

    I hope it's not that disgusting reindeer chocolate…

  13. rory_m on November 15th, 2009 6:57 am

    wait if Shaun is a valve insider then the next campaign going to take place in deliciousness!

  14. TCC on November 15th, 2009 7:16 am

    …. coach creeps me the hell out…

    …. he keeps calling late at night telling me what he's going to do to my chocolate chips… O.O

  15. clfreak on November 15th, 2009 9:30 am

    That's… kind of adorable actually. In a creepy sort of way

  16. Daifuku on November 15th, 2009 9:55 am

    Another meme is born thanks to Soapdish :P

  17. Taiho on November 15th, 2009 9:56 am

    "Where'd you get that?"

    "My cousin sent it"

    "Are those pills inside it?"

  18. Hareoic on November 15th, 2009 10:35 am

    What? You mean it's not an emotion indicative of joy and cheerfulness?

  19. BlueChameleon on November 15th, 2009 10:48 am

    What next? Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes?
    No…it can't be…

  20. DClaw on November 15th, 2009 6:59 am

    That has to be the greatest piece of chocolate technology that has ever existed! Now if only we could find a use for it, other then eating it….THROW IT AT PEOPLE! I'm such a genius!

  21. Alpar on November 15th, 2009 1:48 pm

    Has anyone (Other than me) only played Coach and nobody else in Left 4 Dead 2, JUST because of this fad?

  22. Marzen on November 15th, 2009 3:18 pm

    Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get!

    The Coach's life, however, is like a chocolate helicopter. Or, at least he wishes.

  23. Roflcopter419 on November 15th, 2009 3:54 pm

    What I hope is that in Left 4 Dead 2, there's some sort of easter egg/campaign complete award to unlock the old survivors.

  24. shadow649 on November 15th, 2009 5:04 pm

    We can only dream… Or go find those game designers and point a rocket launcher at their head point -blank range.

  25. Techercizer on November 15th, 2009 5:40 pm

    IT'S A TRAP!

  26. Cheat2Win on November 15th, 2009 7:46 pm

    The Speed Racer parody was my favorite.

  27. Someguy5031 on November 15th, 2009 7:58 pm

    I 5 this for the "Evacuating tastebuds to deliciousness" Line

  28. kirbyownsyou97 on November 15th, 2009 8:07 pm

    helicopter chocolate for rides on chocolate helicopters brings chocolatey goodness to helicopter rides

  29. Link_09 on November 15th, 2009 8:08 pm

    I bet none of you have played the Left 4 Dead 2 demo.

  30. Fmarulz on November 15th, 2009 4:16 pm

    I`m amused how much the game graphics has improved this last years….. and how much the chocolate industry has improved They can make frakin chocolate helicopters!

  31. DClaw on November 15th, 2009 10:55 pm

    You would probably unlock some old movie clips with cameo appearances of Louis in a corner with a crapload of pills.

  32. Roflcopter419 on November 15th, 2009 10:59 pm

    Or a laser blast to the face.

  33. pinecone2654 on November 15th, 2009 11:59 pm

    Poor Ellis, he was expecting a horse :(

  34. PacOrange9 on November 16th, 2009 12:42 am

    i wanna eat that right now…:)

  35. Onslaught335 on November 16th, 2009 1:37 am

    yeah, that'd be sweet…Francis is way more bad-ass than the guy in the baseball cap …(cough)scout from tf2(cough)

  36. aimless_void on November 16th, 2009 1:46 am

    Chocolate Helicopters: The Coach's Sandvich.

  37. Psychopatrick88 on November 16th, 2009 5:11 am

    I've actually heard that in one of the maps there's supposed to be four corpses somewhere made to look like Bill, Zoey, Louis, and Francis.

  38. Stealthbladez on November 16th, 2009 6:02 am

    Or if not to a toilet in time, then it will be in his pants.

  39. LOLCUNO on November 16th, 2009 8:50 am

    'Daww, thats adorable.

  40. Bombahey on November 16th, 2009 4:00 pm

    OM NOM NOM!!!! I would snatch that from him so fast, I don't care what the consequences would be.

  41. Sandbag on November 16th, 2009 9:41 pm

    Eat all chocolate helicopters… Thats mah 'ficial instructions

  42. Daifuku on November 17th, 2009 12:23 pm

    What do I look like, his mother? How should I know?

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