Mercy Hospital Review

Ha! This is a screenshot of a live website with a review by Louis! (and the other survivors if you read farther down.) I guess the only thing really surprising about his write-up is this he gave Mercy Hospital two stars!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 17, 2009 · 3:16 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (319 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
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77 Responses to “Mercy Hospital Review”

  1. BoardBreaker93 on October 17th, 2009 3:26 pm

    For some reason, this was better than Louis' visit to Safeway. At Safeway, when he went to the meat department, they tried to make him the main course. He only gave that place 1 star.

  2. Eight_Ball on October 17th, 2009 3:43 pm

    Hey, look on the bright side, there could've been smelly people with lassos and insane people with hoodies jumping you for meth.

  3. Louis on October 17th, 2009 3:47 pm

    At least there were peelz.

  4. Vabolo on October 17th, 2009 4:30 pm

    They don't want their customers to kill themselves. They just wanted to finish what they started.

  5. Ryu_Bonkosi on October 17th, 2009 4:31 pm

    So much…. naked….. zombie ass…..*_*

  6. Techercizer on October 17th, 2009 4:42 pm

    He gave it two stars because it had peelz here.

  7. Roflcopter419 on October 17th, 2009 4:48 pm

    If you look at the website, Bill reviewed twice. Once as NamVet and once as WilliamOverbeck.

    If you do look at the website, be sure to look at Zoey's. It's hilarious, if a little short.

  8. nobrain on October 17th, 2009 4:51 pm

    Well if you look at the positives:

    Don't have to pay if you don't have insurance
    Your organs don't go to waste!

  9. BurnoutSpartan on October 17th, 2009 4:52 pm

    If you visit the website, you can see Bill's, Zoey's, and Francis's reviews
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    Cheer up guys. Your visits weren't nearly as bad as the zombies there.
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    Note: I submitted this one ^

  10. MrRaccoon on October 17th, 2009 4:58 pm

    Francis: I hate hospitals

  11. BurnoutSpartan on October 17th, 2009 4:58 pm

    Cheer up survivors. At least your visit wasn't as bad as the zombies there.
    Yes I did write this one

  12. Cypher on October 17th, 2009 4:59 pm

    Louis is complaining about the pills?

    He's obviously a Spy.

  13. dnaloiram on October 17th, 2009 6:36 pm

    The review by Francis was the best, even if he didn't hate doctors, lawyers, cops, vans, the water, subways, trains.

    I liked the fact that he was positive about vests though.

  14. Taiho on October 17th, 2009 6:45 pm

    Wow, that was harsh. No mercy at all.

  15. Coodoo on October 17th, 2009 6:58 pm

    Tempted to give this a one. You don't fuck with Pittsburgh. But no one enjoys getting a one on their submission. I'm a great person. Please compliment me.

  16. codemaster525 on October 17th, 2009 7:06 pm

    Damn, if you read the last comments, you will see that it is a real hospital with real bad reviews. They said the employees don't care for their patients.

  17. Badonk on October 17th, 2009 7:09 pm

    At least his hospital gave peelz, only thing i got was an IV drip. Although the guy in the next room greatly resembled a boomer, he was fat and kept vomiting

  18. BiIIy on October 17th, 2009 7:43 pm

    I don't even think the peelz made up for their experience.

  19. MorningMoon on October 17th, 2009 8:15 pm

    Ok, now we move on to an Airport profile :3

  20. Nick Soapdish on October 17th, 2009 8:53 pm

    Hilarious 5 stars
    by Nick Soapdish

    I found this submission funny and clever. It lacked Falcon Punches, Wolf and Spies for a change of pace and Pills was spelled correctly.

    I found this extremely amusing. Would view again.

  21. Judgment on October 17th, 2009 9:16 pm

    The guns were there for the people who didnt pay

  22. Judgment on October 17th, 2009 9:16 pm

    The guns were there for the people who couldnt pay

  23. Cam on October 17th, 2009 10:31 pm

    Too much effort for a not funny and predictable joke

  24. MasqueNoMercy on October 17th, 2009 11:04 pm

    mercy hospital is just like the warehouse in pineapple express… just guns laying around fully loaded and everything

  25. clfreak on October 17th, 2009 11:30 pm

    Yet another [legit] organization falls prey to boredom and geeks.

  26. Link_09 on October 17th, 2009 11:44 pm

    Francis: I hate healthcare services.

  27. LitmusRemnantal on October 18th, 2009 12:28 am

    Gah, I don't even know what to say. Pure win. There, I said it. And I'm off now. x3

  28. Ataeru on October 18th, 2009 12:57 am

    after these reviews, the hospital later was shut down from "lack of patients"

  29. Daifuku on October 18th, 2009 5:10 am

    5 STAR'D!!!

  30. BlueChameleon on October 18th, 2009 11:07 am


    me am be danjerous now

    me not hurt wen stairs fell down

    me pushed by you

    me hit hit

    me broke nose

    soon you be dead

    * Pros: SQUISHY MEAT
    * Cons: firefirefirefirefire

  31. LeoTheProdigy on October 18th, 2009 5:44 pm

    Eh, Francis' & Bill's were funnier.

  32. Undeadsnail on October 19th, 2009 3:44 pm

    Ah, man! I missed the joke, and the hospital deleted most of the reviews. Anyone have a cache of them to make into a photo?

  33. Unsilenced on October 19th, 2009 8:23 pm

    Awwwww, those bastards removed the joke.

  34. tiscketATasket on October 20th, 2009 5:29 am


  35. Bankai4tailluffy on October 22nd, 2009 7:54 pm

    They disappeared!? Plz help mez!!!! I want to read them XD

  36. ZeikHunter on October 24th, 2009 10:29 am

    The review by Zoey is better than the reviews by REAL PEOPLE. That's the scariest part of that joke!

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