Have faith in our lord Falcon, and your prayers shall be heard!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 9, 2009 · 7:43 PM 
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92 Responses to “Ask AND THOU SHALL RECEIVE”

  1. ayanleman on October 9th, 2009 11:52 pm

    little does falcon know, louis is a spy for wolf!

  2. MrRaccoon on October 9th, 2009 11:57 pm

    Show me your desperate begs and prayers!

  3. Link_09 on October 10th, 2009 12:09 am


  4. nobrain on October 9th, 2009 8:10 pm

    Louis -- "Peeels!"
    Falcon -- "Thine prayers lack humility!"
    Louis -- "… Show me yo peelz!"
    Falcon -- "Hyes! Falcon peelz!"

  5. BlueChameleon on October 10th, 2009 12:23 am

    Was this when Louis was wandering the desert with the survivors and Falcon gave manna peels from heaven?

  6. Ataeru on October 10th, 2009 12:35 am

    Falcon: Thou must sell your soul for the falcon peelz!


  7. Techercizer on October 10th, 2009 12:59 am

    in before show me your moves.

  8. LitmusRemnantal on October 10th, 2009 1:30 am

    Didn't know Church Of Falcon had it's own tag on Halolz! :O HYES! :D

  9. Leo058 on October 10th, 2009 1:41 am

    Falcon model in G-mod? …Be careful, or you risk tearing the internet apart.

  10. Badonk on October 10th, 2009 2:34 am

    This calls for a preveiw of the Word of Falcon
    In the beginning Falcon created the heaven the earth and the lolz.

    And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Falcon moved upon the face of the waters.

    And Falcon said, Show me your moves: and the land and earth did, bringing the light from the great dark.

    and with that i would like to present Phoenix525 with his entry into the Falcon Hierarchy.

  11. BurnoutSpartan on October 10th, 2009 2:41 am

    And Louis said to Falcon: Need peelz here
    And thy Holy One replied: I will reward you if your good at heart and show me thy moves. Hyes!

  12. AreUExperienced on October 10th, 2009 2:48 am

    Show me your pills!

  13. Exploderizer on October 10th, 2009 2:48 am


  14. AreUExperienced on October 10th, 2009 2:59 am

    Why is the Great Falcon shrouded in darkness in this picture? He represents that which is righteous and pure in the realm of lolz, does he not? Why, then, is he depicted like so?

    Unless…no…it can't be…

    The One Who Denies! In Disguise! Louis, don't take those peels!

  15. ArmyOfMidgets on October 10th, 2009 3:14 am

    Seeing the Great Falcon so close up and with good ilumiation woudl cause intense pain and glorious agony, brain shattering in some cases, normally teh Great Falcon would not care, but seeing how Lois dying before getting the peelz would make the Great Falcon lose his time, the Great Falcon chose to let his presence be obscured enough for humans to withstand it

  16. Roflcopter419 on October 9th, 2009 11:48 pm

    Can't let you receive that Louis!

    *ding* 69p!

  17. MrRaccoon on October 10th, 2009 2:29 pm

    It's true! The Church finally got its own tag! :D

  18. ryojin on October 10th, 2009 5:45 pm

    He receives a holy FALCON PAWNCH

  19. FoxyMayo on October 10th, 2009 6:40 pm

    "If you're ready to take control of all your ailments, ask your doctor about prescription Falconex. Side effects may include internal bleeding, muscle spasms, nausea, feeling that there is a anthropomorphic wolf watching you from somewhere, trolling, sudden fractures in the bones or tearing in muscle tissue, anxiety attacks, identity crises, believing that you are within a computer game, being captured by GLaDOS, and death. Consult your doctor immediately if you experience any of these symptoms. You should not take Falconex with alcohol, as Falcon himself will come and punch you in the freakin' head personally then take all alcoholic beverages within the vicinity. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while taking Falconex, as vehicles and machinery have been prone to exploding near users who have taken Falconex. Do not take Falconex with prescription NSAIDs, as these have been known to increase the side effects of Falconex, and increases the chance of being hit by a stray Bullet Bill from out of fucking nowhere."

  20. ayanleman on October 11th, 2009 1:06 am

  21. BoardBreaker93 on October 11th, 2009 6:39 am

    Ah, the magic of Gmod…(Last)

  22. Aeg L on October 12th, 2009 1:30 am

    Дискутировать по этому поводуможно бесконечно, поэтому просто поблагодарю автора. Спасибо вам!

  23. need_more_Kirby on October 12th, 2009 11:19 pm

    "And you will know my name is the LORD as I lay my pillz upon thee!"

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