ITCHY NUTS - distraction at the worst of times

Sometimes, you just gotta scratch.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 3, 2009 · 2:59 AM 
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Awkward Moments, Balls of Steel, Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Motivational, Xbox 360

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64 Responses to “ITCHY NUTS”

  1. MrRaccoon on October 3rd, 2009 7:04 am

    "What? Is not like someone will take a pic of it and post it on the internet"

  2. Aaron Hong on October 3rd, 2009 7:22 am

    It's only a problem if you still can't shoot straight after you do it.

  3. Tenck on October 3rd, 2009 7:31 am

    …ok that one sucked, let me try again tomorrow…

  4. TCC on October 3rd, 2009 7:57 am

    he's been "scratching" for five minutes, now he's just on vacation… -.-

  5. Last on October 3rd, 2009 8:53 am

    Master Chief is lucky if he has this problem he can just have Cortana take care of that for him.

  6. Taiho on October 3rd, 2009 9:17 am

    Trading sexual favors for recon armor can have unforeseen consequences.

  7. Vosur on October 3rd, 2009 9:26 am

    "Dude… hermetically-sealed armor does nothing for when you have to go. I've been holding it in for days."

  8. LitmusRemnantal on October 3rd, 2009 9:36 am

    What about teh female spartans? :P

  9. Doc on October 3rd, 2009 10:44 am

    You're gunna love my nuts.

  10. Vabolo on October 3rd, 2009 12:09 pm

    "Whew, that guy almost shot me in the leg! It's a good thing tha-WAIT, WHERE'D THEY GO?!? D:"

  11. Miketuu on October 3rd, 2009 12:19 pm

    *quadruple kill* It was the best of times, *oh, oh god, OH GOD…. CAN'T SCRATCH THERE AH, It BURNS* It was the worst of times

  12. Daifuku on October 3rd, 2009 1:03 pm

    You'd think after getting shot all those times, his balls would be inert >_>

  13. Psychopatrick88 on October 3rd, 2009 2:24 pm

    In a crowd with no escape
    Is when I feel my privates wake
    I've got to find some privacy
    Or they will see me scratching me!!

  14. MassiveDamage on October 3rd, 2009 4:31 pm

    Can't let you scratch that, headshot victim.

  15. fancy pants on October 3rd, 2009 4:41 pm

    The severity of the itch is directly proportional to the ability to reach it.
    Unfortunately for chief, he's wearing super armor

  16. KM4N on October 3rd, 2009 6:34 pm

    Take heart young Spartans, this is what happens when you constantly teabag people…..even your own teammates.

  17. Name on October 3rd, 2009 8:35 pm

    Am I the only one that was scratching my balls right before seeing this?

  18. Masterluigi452 on October 3rd, 2009 9:12 pm

    Kirby is not amused…

  19. Masterluigi452 on October 3rd, 2009 9:13 pm

    After scratching the front, now he need to scratch his behind…

  20. ayanleman on October 3rd, 2009 9:33 pm

    I'm not shaking HIS hand~!

  21. BoardBreaker93 on October 4th, 2009 12:13 am

    I wonder who gave me this itching…maybe it was from that time I got f***ing owned

  22. BurnoutSpartan on October 4th, 2009 12:28 am

    Plasma burns: they hurt there too….

  23. Link_09 on October 4th, 2009 2:39 am

    Lol balls…
    in my halolz…

    *luls very hard*

  24. CapnMacMillan on October 4th, 2009 4:36 am

    So wait… if he can scratch his backup singers AND shoot a carbine one handed, doesn't that mean we should be able to dual wield them? Or better yet… dual wield detatchable nutsacks to throw at players! >:D

  25. Paulrus-Keaton? on October 4th, 2009 4:09 pm

    I think he just pressed his "make my right ear explode" button.

  26. Badonk on October 4th, 2009 5:56 pm

    Am I the only one that was scratching my balls right before seeing this? O.o

  27. Eechoblade on October 5th, 2009 12:34 pm

    Damn this itches. Must have been that scank Cortana who gave it to me. Last time I give someone a ride.

  28. ayanleman on October 24th, 2009 6:13 pm


  29. jonnycrocker on April 30th, 2010 8:32 pm

    can i has racon?um…nope.i got itchy nuts.oooook.

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