Just when you think Captain Falcon is unbeatable… we find out he has an unlikely (and more powerful) opponent!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 4, 2009 · 11:02 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (302 votes, average: 4.09 out of 5)
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96 Responses to “[VIDEO] Cpt.Falcon Hyes”

  1. kirbyownsyou97 on September 5th, 2009 3:08 am

    saw it before, but i still lol'd
    [spoilers]and squirtle won in the end, lol.[/spoilers]

  2. Imaginarydud on September 5th, 2009 3:09 am


  3. Badonk on September 5th, 2009 3:20 am


    These are lies Fabricated by that knockoff church… but who could forget this incident?

  4. Wiibejammin on September 5th, 2009 3:34 am

    conflicting….mind….Both…are awesome

  5. AreUExperienced on September 5th, 2009 3:36 am

    You fool…how dare you undermine the great Falcon!

  6. Ryan on September 4th, 2009 11:54 pm

    There was initially a large controversy around this tape, as the Catholic, I mean, Church of Falcon, tried to censor it for "blasphemy," and although the author was brutally killed, it appears the video has been leaked! I say a 4/5!

  7. MrRaccoon on September 5th, 2009 4:02 am


  8. Ataeru on September 5th, 2009 4:58 am

    i call shenanigans. wolf was not there, and that falcon was only a weak clone sent by the real falcon to pawnch the small evil, not the big evil.

  9. BKLounge on September 5th, 2009 5:13 am

    If that confrontation really happened, the universe would explode due to the ensuing EPIC BATTLE!!! The universe cannot understand the power involved, and our simple human minds would melt at the very though ot it…uh oh, there goes me brains.

  10. stork on September 5th, 2009 6:03 am

    this video was great until the end a battle between Captain Falcon and the Battletoads could never happen because nothing could handle the epicness of that battle for even the universe would be too small a battlefield.

  11. Acrazymonke on September 5th, 2009 6:11 am


  12. Last on September 5th, 2009 3:11 am

    first wait then that would mean that I would be last but I already am last but I was first but now im last damn it im confused

  13. Badonk on September 5th, 2009 3:21 am

    The last part of this video are lies Fabricated by that knockoff church… but who could forget this incident?

  14. tanaka on September 5th, 2009 7:24 am

    OMG battletoads and double dragon, I amaze anyone remembers that game instant epic

  15. noestaoO on September 5th, 2009 8:09 am

    The second that music came on I was like, 'DOUBLE DRAGON YEA!' I haven't played in such a while, I'm surprised to see it again xD

  16. Erwin G on September 5th, 2009 10:29 am

    Is this Battletoads? :D

  17. Cheat2Win on September 5th, 2009 7:02 am

    This has been on the internet for quite a while now, but it still made me laugh.

    Also, Inb4 "Is this battletoads?"

  18. Leo058 on September 5th, 2009 11:34 am

    Falco just witnessed the most powerful move in Smash Bros… Falcon Knee.

  19. BlueChameleon on September 5th, 2009 1:18 pm

    Come on. Samus is more manly than Snake.
    And they never showed Kirby in this episode either…

  20. WolvenGlory on September 5th, 2009 2:49 pm

    For once, I'm going to say:

  21. Farfignugen on September 5th, 2009 3:15 pm

    Spelling fail, Gonzo.

  22. BurnoutSpartan on September 5th, 2009 7:06 pm

    This could never happen in a billion years. This "animator" is obviously a heretic.

    Falcon NEVER walks like a Double Dragon character…..

  23. MrAsher on September 5th, 2009 11:56 pm

    *Who's [the most manliest]
    *Too [manly]


  24. Sinister Minister on September 5th, 2009 11:57 pm

    Hilarious how a lot of the commenters are all "lol lies falcon can't lose lol fabrication".

  25. Draken on September 6th, 2009 12:42 am

    Does Gamestop have Battletoads?

  26. blahface on September 6th, 2009 2:58 pm

    Oh God this failed so hard it gave me CANCER! >.<

  27. Masterluigi452 on September 7th, 2009 4:36 am

    What if we are all error??

  28. Masterluigi452 on September 7th, 2009 4:40 am

    Damn that Falcon…
    He killed Luigi while he launched Squirtle…

  29. CapnMacMillan on September 7th, 2009 3:43 pm

    *puts on church of falcon robes* Fear not, my children of the pawnch, for the almighty Captain was tired during this clip, having created the universe in a single kick. Read on in thy bible of "YES" and you will discover that he does indeed defeat the Anti-Falcon during armageddon.

    Captain Falcon < Battletoad < Squirtle < Captain Falcon, so in the end, Battletoad < Captain Falcon.

  30. Cajun Raccoon on September 7th, 2009 6:23 pm

    Captain Falcon was the man in the first two SSB. Though when the third one came around he turned up to be to much of a pansy :\\ So I had to resort to his moves clone, Ganondorf. But Falcon > Battletoads anyday.

  31. MercenaryBlue on September 8th, 2009 4:31 pm

    Here's the thing, Snake would have pwned Captain Falcon without even putting up a move, so this movie must obviously be a tissue of lies.

  32. Badonk on September 8th, 2009 6:21 pm

    Its on my DA

  33. Leon Rios on September 11th, 2009 5:14 pm

    You don't F*** with Battletoads.

  34. C-Bass on September 23rd, 2009 10:13 pm

    LOLilops right there at the end! BT along with Squirtle funny stuff i tells ya! And the squirtle walk and close ups WTF is up with that!

  35. Aboithagamboi on October 18th, 2009 12:35 am

    But who failed harder? Cpt.Falcon<Battletoads<Squirtle<Cpt.Falcon?(Check beginning to see Squirtle get owned)

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