Yeah, I dunno about this Halo anime thing… but adding a little Falcon Punch certainly couldn’t hurt!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 31, 2009 · 12:14 AM 
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Anime, Bungie, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Halo, Microsoft, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros

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99 Responses to “SPARTAN PAAAWNCH!!”

  1. Cypher on July 31st, 2009 4:17 am

    Mister Spartan wouldn't mind to BEAT SOME FACES IN.

  2. OH LAWD on July 31st, 2009 4:19 am

    Can it be?

  3. thT GUY on July 31st, 2009 4:19 am

    Ahh, I knew the Japanese couldn't pass up anything that looked remotely like a mecha

  4. Sigma on July 31st, 2009 4:23 am

    Darkstalkers vs Halo…Finish the Fight!

  5. xGRiMx on July 31st, 2009 4:31 am

    i heard that in one part of the anime he takes off his helmet and reveals…A MULLET!

  6. KingofRetards on July 31st, 2009 5:02 am

    Too epic… IT BURNSSSSSSSS!

  7. BiIIy on July 31st, 2009 5:10 am

    Warthog KICK!

  8. Trout! on July 31st, 2009 5:12 am

    Halo… Anime?
    Jesus christ.

  9. Cheat2Win on July 31st, 2009 5:22 am

    ….Well, the Halo anime looks better than the Wolverine anime…

  10. Daifuku on July 31st, 2009 5:32 am

    hmm…halo + anime = ????

    this could possibly end up like the mario t.v. shows ._.

  11. Badonk on July 31st, 2009 5:45 am

    I'm trying to be optimistic about this, but by god if i see a spartan mech or an effeminate male lead I'm going to cry.

  12. Toastngravy on July 31st, 2009 5:53 am

    Is it just me or does it look like he may be..

  13. Halo Nerd on July 31st, 2009 6:02 am

    LAZORs Vs Paawnch! I don't think the universe could handle it.

    Also, the anime is made up of different parts made by different companies. This one in particular is satirical, and is not an official part of the Halo storyline. The SPARTANs number is 1337 for God's sake….

  14. Badonk on July 31st, 2009 6:07 am

    Also anyone else think this when they saw that picture

  15. SMdarkchief on July 31st, 2009 6:16 am

    Anyone else notice the number on the Spartan's chest? I c wut u did thar mr. japanese man o.o

  16. Lumanaru on July 31st, 2009 8:11 am

    I wonder how many fat stacks of cash Bungie will make off of this one…
    Also, I swear that in the trailer on Gamespot, I saw a Spartan riding a bastardized mech/motorcycle thing. I shit you not.
    This whole thing is like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

  17. Acrazymonke on July 31st, 2009 4:30 am

    if thats a real anime somone please post a link

    also if that doesnt kill him Master Cheif will

  18. sorin255 on July 31st, 2009 9:02 am

    so for the past year or so my friend and i have been saying that, looking back, halo seems to be the matrix of video games. one really good game, followed by a really good but not as good sequel, followed by a sort of disappointment.
    now that it's got its own anime stuff… it is indeed looking to be the matrix of video games.

  19. theevilone4 on July 31st, 2009 9:11 am

    You know, I thought this might be have the tiniest potential for awesome, as it does combine two awesome things…but then I noticed that is Spartan 1337, and I gave up on it.

  20. Vabolo on July 31st, 2009 1:52 pm

    I've heard of explosive diaherea before, but this?

  21. codemaster525 on July 31st, 2009 2:51 pm

    Hey, a Halo post with some win in it.

  22. Caelun_Niveus on July 31st, 2009 2:56 pm

    It seems everyone here fears a effeminate male lead for the anime…
    What if it's a masculine female lead?

  23. Lumanaru on July 31st, 2009 12:04 pm

    Does anyone else notice that the trailers feature Spartans using their fists and shit to fight, rather than just, you know, SHOOTING THEM?! if my memory serves, Halo WAS a shooter, right? :/

  24. chaoswolf64 on July 31st, 2009 6:25 pm

    Spartan attacks with the "Gloves of Lensflare +1"! Critical hit!
    Also, I hope the Halonime will at least have good music. And yes, I said Halonime.

  25. Szunray on July 31st, 2009 7:49 pm

    So much negativity, jeeze.
    No doubt this will either be disasterous or spectacular, but I at least aknowledge the potential for awesome.

  26. Anon on July 31st, 2009 10:23 pm

    I don't know if anyone else caught this but the armor's number is 1337 XD

  27. Kristen on August 1st, 2009 12:42 am

    I think it has the potential to be pretty cool. :)

  28. shoop on August 1st, 2009 4:20 am


  29. Cheat2Win on August 1st, 2009 6:30 am

    Dude, I wasn't exactly old as I am now when I first saw that.

  30. Deth2Gerbilz on August 1st, 2009 8:21 pm

    what is he punching. it looks like wendigomon. i hope thats not a brute, because brutes dont have bunny ears.

  31. BlueChameleon on August 1st, 2009 9:55 pm

    And that was just his left hand. His right may almost have Falcon levels of power!

  32. DarthCiD on August 1st, 2009 11:33 pm

    the brute thing has a bulge, but no genitals, am i right in thinking they are naked or are they wearing an elaborate fur suit perhaps.

  33. Joshy206 on August 2nd, 2009 9:36 am

    Why's Master Chief fighting Chewbacca?

  34. Wisdombook on August 27th, 2009 6:41 am

    best windows game + best tv genre = EPIC. but then again, video games + television can be disastrous.

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