Can’t let you do that Spliced Jock

Even deep below the sea in Rapture, Wolf is giving people a hard time!
By Bandywhine

Can’t let you do that Spliced Jock

Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 15, 2009 · 3:29 AM

(250 votes, average: 1.99 out of 5)

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2K Games, BioShock, Can't Let You Do That, Nintendo, PC, Playstation, StarFox, Under the Sea, Xbox 360

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KingofRetards on July 15th, 2009 7:38 am

I think Wolf is no match to the big daddy.
Nick Soapdish on July 15th, 2009 10:03 am

Can't let you do that, Thank you kindly.
Paiv on July 15th, 2009 10:17 am

Damnit Wolf — seriously no.

Even that volt of electricity pointing to your crotch won't save your failing career as a lifeblocker.
Paiv on July 15th, 2009 10:18 am

And just like that, 69 everywhere.
Banette on July 15th, 2009 12:39 pm

What luck, a Wolf Joke on my birthday.</sarcasm>

Seriously, Wolf. Stop using electrified splicers to come back to life. Your career is OVER. D:
AuraMaster on July 15th, 2009 1:55 pm

It's a monster! Kill it! KILL IT! Oh, wait… It's just Wolf O'Donnell.

….KILL IT!!
Badonk on July 15th, 2009 2:36 pm

Cant let you fight that! Big sister.(until next year)
Sigma on July 15th, 2009 2:46 pm

Wolf doesn't even have the courtesy to give Jock Splicer a reacharound…
NoirOrion on July 15th, 2009 4:29 pm

I don't get it
MrRaccoon on July 15th, 2009 5:28 pm

C'mon wolf, you have to train that skill!
Exploderizer on July 15th, 2009 5:29 pm

No, just no.
You fail at Wolf jokes.
1/5
AreUExperienced on July 15th, 2009 8:11 pm

Damn…first Wolf joke in two weeks, and it falls flat.

2/5
BlueChameleon on July 15th, 2009 9:53 pm

Don't quit your day job, Wolf.
Dan on July 16th, 2009 12:42 am

Disappointing. Jock doesn't rhyme with Fox, and Spliced doesn't sound like Star. Also it looks like the guy is about to crush Wolf'd friggin' head in, so this fails on a number or levels. I like Wolf Jokes as much as the next guy, probably much more so actually, but this fails.
Cheat2Win on July 16th, 2009 4:23 am

You know what? Fuck this shit.

Wolf jokes are old and unfunny, stop trying.
rory_m on July 17th, 2009 5:59 am

if you look carefully you can see alabama written on the spicer and obama on the gun the wolf is obama
Kisuke_Moto on February 1st, 2010 6:07 pm

What the hell…..
uzumakiclan43 on May 28th, 2010 9:58 am

Splicer (To Wolf): Hey, Kitty-Kat! Bein' nosy, huh? You know what we do to people who are nosy? Huh? No? Huh? No? We cut their noses off!!

Wolf: Can't let you do-(slice)…oh.

Splicer: Next we cut your whole thing off. Feed it to my goldfish.