Can’t let you do that Spliced Jock

Even deep below the sea in Rapture, Wolf is giving people a hard time!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 15, 2009 · 3:29 AM 
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41 Responses to “Can’t let you do that Spliced Jock”

  1. KingofRetards on July 15th, 2009 7:38 am

    I think Wolf is no match to the big daddy.

  2. Nick Soapdish on July 15th, 2009 10:03 am

    Can't let you do that, Thank you kindly.

  3. Paiv on July 15th, 2009 10:17 am

    Damnit Wolf — seriously no.

    Even that volt of electricity pointing to your crotch won't save your failing career as a lifeblocker.

  4. Paiv on July 15th, 2009 10:18 am

    And just like that, 69 everywhere.

  5. Banette on July 15th, 2009 12:39 pm

    What luck, a Wolf Joke on my birthday.</sarcasm>

    Seriously, Wolf. Stop using electrified splicers to come back to life. Your career is OVER. D:

  6. AuraMaster on July 15th, 2009 1:55 pm

    It's a monster! Kill it! KILL IT! Oh, wait… It's just Wolf O'Donnell.

    ….KILL IT!!

  7. Badonk on July 15th, 2009 2:36 pm

    Cant let you fight that! Big sister.(until next year)

  8. Sigma on July 15th, 2009 2:46 pm

    Wolf doesn't even have the courtesy to give Jock Splicer a reacharound…

  9. NoirOrion on July 15th, 2009 4:29 pm

    I don't get it

  10. MrRaccoon on July 15th, 2009 5:28 pm

    C'mon wolf, you have to train that skill!

  11. Exploderizer on July 15th, 2009 5:29 pm

    No, just no.
    You fail at Wolf jokes.

  12. AreUExperienced on July 15th, 2009 8:11 pm

    Damn…first Wolf joke in two weeks, and it falls flat.


  13. BlueChameleon on July 15th, 2009 9:53 pm

    Don't quit your day job, Wolf.

  14. Dan on July 16th, 2009 12:42 am

    Disappointing. Jock doesn't rhyme with Fox, and Spliced doesn't sound like Star. Also it looks like the guy is about to crush Wolf'd friggin' head in, so this fails on a number or levels. I like Wolf Jokes as much as the next guy, probably much more so actually, but this fails.

  15. Cheat2Win on July 16th, 2009 4:23 am

    You know what? Fuck this shit.

    Wolf jokes are old and unfunny, stop trying.

  16. rory_m on July 17th, 2009 5:59 am

    if you look carefully you can see alabama written on the spicer and obama on the gun the wolf is obama

  17. Kisuke_Moto on February 1st, 2010 6:07 pm

    What the hell…..

  18. uzumakiclan43 on May 28th, 2010 9:58 am

    Splicer (To Wolf): Hey, Kitty-Kat! Bein' nosy, huh? You know what we do to people who are nosy? Huh? No? Huh? No? We cut their noses off!!

    Wolf: Can't let you do-(slice)…oh.

    Splicer: Next we cut your whole thing off. Feed it to my goldfish.

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