THE SCALE OF Awesome Beards

Okay, that is a long-ass beard. If your sackboy can manage sporting that thing everyday, you are indeed 2.5x more awesome than Gandalf.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 30, 2009 · 1:03 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (227 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)
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35 Responses to “THE SCALE OF Awesome Beards”

  1. Cheat2Win on June 30th, 2009 5:13 am

    Man, if my mom had a beard that long, she must be a pretty fast shaver.

  2. Second on June 30th, 2009 5:16 am


  3. TalkingBidoof on June 30th, 2009 5:46 am

    Having a beard like that is all well and good…

    But some day, when you inevitably load a map made of gears, your white beard will majestically flow behind you, and as you jump up to reach the end of the level, or achieve the next objective, or cap the point, the it's going to get caught in one of those many cogs.

    And that little "Blood and Gore" warning isn't any less disgusting when your digestive tract is made of fluff.

  4. Aidan on June 30th, 2009 1:16 am

    Nah, my mum shaves. S'all good.

  5. VJoe10 on June 30th, 2009 7:07 am

    This chart is incorrect because they obviously didn't put the greatest beard of them all that of the heavenly god Chuck Norris.

  6. zinraidragon on June 30th, 2009 7:43 am

    4 due to lack of Chuck Norris

  7. Happy on June 30th, 2009 9:43 am

    I resent the insult directed towards my mum. She is a very classy lady and her facial hair does not represent her personality.

  8. AAAAAAAAAAA on June 30th, 2009 9:54 am

    Needs more Billy Mays ;_;

  9. YES. on June 30th, 2009 11:13 am

    reading "the hermit from Life of Brian" made me lol irl.

  10. MrRaccoon on June 30th, 2009 1:16 pm

    2.5X more awesome than Gandalf, must writte it don't

  11. Leo058 on June 30th, 2009 1:25 pm

    If the grid in the back is any indication, he's actually 3x as awesome as Gandalf.

  12. KingofRetards on June 30th, 2009 5:25 pm

    Sack Boy is showing some size!

  13. AreUExperienced on June 30th, 2009 9:44 pm

    You remembered the Hermit from "Life of Brian" but forgot Tim the Sorcerer from "Holy Grail?" BALDERDASH!!!


  14. Paul on June 30th, 2009 10:37 pm

    … Length of beard does not constitute awesomeness. Karl Marx's beard reigns supreme of all beards. Suck it, Solstice Druid!

  15. Tom on July 2nd, 2009 2:15 am

    Woah really? This is going to look awesome on a sackperson. So long as its also not wearing every other object that flows behind you. Then you'd look like a very colorful hairball.

  16. Uzumakiclan43 on January 26th, 2011 10:14 pm

    Gandalf? OVERKILL? HAH!

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