WRAITH ON A SCARAB - When you absolutely, possitively, have to make even a Spartan sh*t his pants, accept no substitutes.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 30, 2009 · 12:42 PM 
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85 Responses to “WRAITH ON A SCARAB”

  1. JustSan on May 30th, 2009 11:52 am

    XD Nice

  2. Kal on May 30th, 2009 4:59 pm

    Problem: It wouldn't make a Spartan shit his pants. The spartan would just blow it up, business as usual.

  3. Samuel L. Jackson on May 30th, 2009 5:04 pm


  4. Ryder on May 30th, 2009 5:07 pm

    Exactly what I thought when I read this in my RSS feed, Mr. Jackson.

  5. jacfalcon on May 30th, 2009 5:30 pm


    I was hoping for StarCraft humor!

    It's less likely than I thought!

  6. Dr. Furry on May 30th, 2009 2:13 pm

    just run and shoot at it. its wut the whole game is about. run and shoot

  7. Krajin on May 30th, 2009 6:20 pm

    I dont get what is funny?

  8. Hirofox on May 30th, 2009 2:23 pm

    That's not nearly as intimidating as two Scorpions on an Elephant.

    … That sounded wrong.

  9. Rodge on May 30th, 2009 7:49 pm

    Spelling fail

  10. Leo058 on May 30th, 2009 8:07 pm

    Foolish Covenant, NOTHING can make SPARTANs shit themselves.

  11. KratosAngelus on May 30th, 2009 8:15 pm

    Awesome!! Got to love funny crap like that.

  12. codemaster525 on May 30th, 2009 8:23 pm

    I don't get it, what is it?

  13. Sah on May 30th, 2009 3:47 pm

    Only Problem I have with it is knowing that it probably would be the Spartan who drove it up there in the first place.

  14. The_Ginger on May 30th, 2009 9:30 pm

    Don't you just love all the pictures submitted by kids who are afraid to swear on the internet?

    the pic is funny, yea, but I'm tired of that

  15. shamwow on May 30th, 2009 10:46 pm

    Hot wraith on scarab action?

  16. WolvenGlory on May 30th, 2009 11:35 pm

    I'm "possitive" this would not turn out right.

  17. Unsilenced on May 30th, 2009 11:50 pm

  18. MrRaccoon on May 31st, 2009 12:05 am

    "It's a machine made of weapons, with weapons that fire smaller weapons"

  19. Exploderizer on May 31st, 2009 1:06 am

    With our powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

  20. Exploderizer on May 31st, 2009 1:07 am

    Do I detect a hidden furry reference?

  21. Unsilenced on May 31st, 2009 1:43 am

    I have to say: Shitting yourself in spartan amour would suck in ways that are yet unknown to mankind.

  22. Vabolo on May 30th, 2009 10:45 pm

    I was kinda hoping "accept" would be spelled "except". And that the picture would be funny. And not a motivationnal poster. And that the caption would start with, "Can't let you do that," and would end with a few funny words related to the picture, riming with, " Star Fox!". And that I learned I was actually the genetically engineered offspring of Chuck Norris and Mr. T 's genome, which was used to empregnate a wolverine riding a motorcycle with a leather vest. But hey, this submission isn't the worst thing I've seen on this site.

  23. The Pink Spartan on May 31st, 2009 2:59 am

    only a problem if it's the purple wraiths with the AA gun., cause we all know hornets pwn scarabs.

  24. RaptorStomp on May 31st, 2009 3:00 am

    I still want to know how the hell they managed to do that!

  25. MrRaccoon on May 31st, 2009 5:07 am

    Where's FoxyMayo when we need him?!

  26. Prophet of F-Zero on May 31st, 2009 6:43 am

    god help us if he adds a ghost

  27. Jackal Lantern on May 31st, 2009 3:20 am

    Now, if only they could get a prowler and a ghost together, they could hook up and form Voltron.

  28. Beelzebub on May 31st, 2009 9:49 am

    I'm pretty sure a certain physicist with a strange aptitude for firearms would be able to take it down like nothing though.

  29. BreadRaptors? on May 31st, 2009 2:34 pm

    What no "when you see it you'll shit bricks" comment?
    How curious.

  30. Unsilenced on May 31st, 2009 3:28 pm

    Yo dawg, I herd you like tanks so we put a tank on yo tank so you can pwn while you pwn.

  31. Master chef on May 31st, 2009 4:52 pm

    i dont get it…. is it because there is a wraith hidden on a scarab, or just because its so freaking huge?

  32. Ryan on May 31st, 2009 9:49 pm

    Noodles on your back?

  33. Teradohn on June 1st, 2009 12:30 am

    You forgot the army of Hammer Brutes.

  34. Cronosonic on June 1st, 2009 4:54 am

    Hot Wraith on Scarab action! *BRICKED*

  35. The REAL Spartan. on June 1st, 2009 7:41 am

    Pffft. So I get delayed, what….10 more seconds while pelting it with the Scorpion's main gun from a distance?

  36. MasqueNoMercy on June 1st, 2009 2:07 pm

    form scarabtron… but where does the sword go? volton had one, and so did EVERY power rangers combined zord

  37. frencho on June 1st, 2009 5:45 pm

    yaay, im comment 69,greatest numbre ever.
    but…how the hell did they put the wraith over the scarab?

  38. ghj on July 30th, 2009 4:52 pm

    how did it get on to the scarab in the first place?

  39. Prophet of Determination and Toast on September 3rd, 2010 4:20 am

    I bet one of the 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 fucking phantoms on that level dropped a wraith while the scarab got there and it landed on the scarab. i hate that level. too many explodies.

  40. shred1894 on December 8th, 2010 5:58 pm

    Has nothing on 10 Scarabs, 10 scarabs!!!

  41. AManWithACloak on March 17th, 2011 3:01 am

    With your powers combine, all your base is now mine!
    (Wow. Captain Planet IS good for something!)
    (Also, THAT RHYMED! 2 for 1!)

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