
For Max Jones II, the only thing worse than getting stuck in quicksand is going in head first.


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You are not an ostrich, burying your head in the sand will not make the bad submissions go away.
Spartan used DIG!
It's not very effective…
Fun facts about Spartans # 12: Spartans can't skydive properly.
BUT THEY CAN DANCE.
Fun facts about Spartans # 12: Spartans can't skydive properly.
BUT THEY CAN DANCE!
Superman, you really need to quit drinking during work.
Fail
You know, when you fall into a sand pit and try to scape, you usually do it backwards
There were dozens of other capable captions that would have worked better than the one the author chose…
I actually thought it was pretty funny. 4/5
its….a….gilch