I guess you could say Patrick Fischer is stuck between a rock and a hard place. That is if one of Falcon’s fists is named “Rock” and one of them is named “Hard Place.”

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 9, 2009 · 12:34 PM 
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F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Teamwork, Wii

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55 Responses to “HALP!”

  1. Aaron Hong on April 9th, 2009 11:43 am

    What do you mean 'if'?


  2. MasqueNoMercy on April 9th, 2009 11:48 am

    oh man… they are going to show him their moves… poor luigi

  3. Zink120 on April 9th, 2009 4:54 pm

    Oh god! I bet he wished no-one paid attention to Weegee now!
    The irony hurts, but not as much as that's gonna! X[

  4. !!! on April 9th, 2009 5:03 pm

    If Luigi jumps out of the way, the universe will implode.

  5. Leo058 on April 9th, 2009 5:06 pm

    Apocalypse in 3… 2… 1…

  6. OrionX on April 9th, 2009 5:14 pm

    Well, he was complaining that no one was paying attention to Weegee.
    Ask the Almighty Falcon, and you shall receive…

  7. GreggD on April 9th, 2009 6:47 pm

    Looks like Luigi's bones are about to Falcon *CRUNCH*.

  8. DRILL on April 9th, 2009 7:04 pm


  9. Zach The Maniac on April 9th, 2009 7:07 pm

    WeeGee is the only thing that can stop the blast from the colliding falcon punches completely.

    Apparently he's not thrilled about the idea.


  10. yggdrasil325 on April 9th, 2009 8:15 pm

    Not to complain or anything, but this is only really funny in the context of the recent Falcon obsession.

  11. Deadalive on April 9th, 2009 8:29 pm

    Shouldn't Luigi be happy, that he can die in a Falcon Move Show ?

  12. codemaster525 on April 9th, 2009 9:21 pm

    Luigi has sinned. Thou shall recieve what is needed. It was supper effective.

  13. Taiho on April 9th, 2009 9:23 pm

    Hold still Weegee, we're going to punch some awesome into you!

  14. doc ock rokc on April 9th, 2009 5:38 pm

    now now. Perfectly symmetrical violence doesn't solve anything

  15. Burnt Eyes on April 9th, 2009 11:26 pm

    Yeah, you're screwed weeg…

  16. g1drake on April 10th, 2009 2:19 am

    why he look happy?

  17. Paiv on April 10th, 2009 2:31 am

    Captain Falcon is currently filing a law suit against Shawn Handyside for taking the trademark names of his respective fists.

  18. MrRaccoon on April 10th, 2009 2:46 am

    hahaha, I can't make an almighty pun out of it XD
    But sure weegee is screwed

  19. Paulrus on April 10th, 2009 1:02 am

    A reading from the book of Lucas.

    The Luigi, whose reluctance had kept him in the shadows of his stunted elders and away from finding accomplishment, then found himself blessed by the colliding fists of the Falcons. The light from the center of the ring became brighter than the glow of a hundred firey suns. When the dust settled, he was released from the bonds of his flesh and floated above the heavens of the ring with an unblinking gaze and the face of true wisdom. He was christened by the almighty Falcon as "WeeGee: The All Seeing Center of the Universe".
    ~Lucus 10:15.

    The Word of the Captain. Amen. Hallelujah. Show me your moves.

  20. riot on April 10th, 2009 7:06 am

    You do understand that the world will explode even if weegee is there, right?

  21. AuraMaster on April 10th, 2009 8:46 am

    My Falcon! Two Falcon Punches colliding?

    Luigi is about to become Ground Zero!

  22. BlueChameleon on April 10th, 2009 11:17 am
  23. Pate_Tico on April 10th, 2009 7:03 pm

    Pay more attention to Luigi's face…Imagine how it changed after getting the blessing of the Almighty Falcon 0_O
    This could be the origin of the LAZER! 0_O

  24. santy on April 11th, 2009 1:25 am

    weegeee is screeeweeeed

  25. FALCON PUNCH! on April 12th, 2009 2:04 am

    FALCON PUNCH!!!!! "weege stare" OH GOD ITS WEEGEE! HIS POWER LEVEL IS OVER 90000!!!!

  26. sonicfan on August 15th, 2009 2:56 am

    WTF…. BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Sir_McCloud on August 17th, 2009 9:33 pm

    Let's just face it. Luigi, you're screwed.

  28. CapnMacMillan on August 22nd, 2009 2:12 am

    Poor Weegee… he has no idea that he's going to die in a bloody, gorey, chunky, cataclysmic, one-man genocidal eruption of power… To simulate the effects, imagine if Chuck Norris and Ryu Hayabusa were in Gears of War…

  29. Erik on October 11th, 2009 6:10 pm


  30. SGFAZ on October 28th, 2009 1:40 pm

    Actually, Luigi is behind them on the platform, they're about to Bro Fist.
    Luigi is terrified because he remembers he forgot the muffins.

  31. Cactuspuncher on January 16th, 2011 1:45 pm

    Man… the Cap needs to lay off the powerthirst…

  32. Randftw on February 20th, 2011 10:17 am

    As powerful as the Falcon Punch is, physics would have it that Luigi would escape harm, you see, the incredible forces of two almighty Punches would create a pressure bubble around Luigi, saving him from harm while the unmeasurable forces collide around him.

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