Hey zombies, you ever play roulette? Well Sir Atlas has one piece of advice: ALWAYS BET ON BLACK

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 7, 2009 · 4:57 PM 
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32 Responses to “LUCKY WINNER IS YOU!”

  1. LOLOLOL on April 7th, 2009 5:13 pm


  2. Zink120 on April 7th, 2009 5:18 pm

    Yeah, so, I lol'd…
    4/5'd :)

  3. Taiho on April 7th, 2009 5:26 pm

    BEHOLD! I possess the magical wheel of destiny! I have seen the top of the mountain and lived as few men have dared to dream! You shall all bow before me and worship me like unto a GOD!

  4. Vabolo on April 7th, 2009 5:29 pm

    I'd bet on red, actually. *SPLAT!*

  5. codemaster525 on April 7th, 2009 5:49 pm


    He is lucky. His prize was the roulette. That would go nicely on the wall in his zombie pad.

  6. bonk! on April 7th, 2009 6:20 pm

    if atlas was scout then hed say bingo instead of bonk :D

  7. BlueChameleon on April 7th, 2009 7:15 pm

    And me..

  8. BlueChameleon on April 7th, 2009 7:15 pm

    You forgot…
    The house always wins!

  9. Vabolo on April 7th, 2009 6:29 pm

    And our lucky protagonist here just beat the zombie to it as well!

  10. AquaLink on April 7th, 2009 8:19 pm

    sooooo…is there a new dead rising coming out or is this just some part of the first one that i missed? cuz i don't remember a casino at all and i rocked Dead Rising's face off from start to that horrible ending (and yes, i mean the real one)

  11. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 7th, 2009 9:19 pm

    "Hit me."

  12. MrRaccoon on April 7th, 2009 9:24 pm

    "Aww, don't be such a bad loser, here, have a consolation price"
    By the way, why are replies being eated?

  13. KingofRetards on April 7th, 2009 10:18 pm

    I can hear a *ding-ding* of a slot machine going off right as he hits it's head.

  14. RoboRed on April 7th, 2009 11:52 pm

    He bet double or nothing…I'm guessing he got nothing.

  15. Zink120 on April 8th, 2009 2:20 am


  16. FoxyMayo on April 8th, 2009 10:25 am

    "Do ya feel lucky, punk? Well I do, and I hope your skull lands on 34 Red. *WHACK* Dammit! … 39 Black… lost another bet…"

  17. Deth2Gerbilz on April 8th, 2009 11:29 am

    o i c what you did thar shawn.
    such a great movie

  18. Navy_Pheonix on September 28th, 2010 6:11 pm

    Isn't the correct quote just A Winner is You?

    Also: I wouldn't reccomend betting on black. it might take a few decades before it lands on one.

  19. daleth1234 on September 30th, 2010 9:23 pm

    Looks like that zombie's luck
    just ran out

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