Jeez, I know it seems like every TF2 class is getting a food item in their updates now… but I think Valve is starting to focus on the character stereotypes a BIT too much!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 3, 2009 · 7:44 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (174 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)
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PC, Playstation, Power-Ups, Tasty Treats, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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64 Responses to “THE DEMOMAN UPDATE”

  1. kevsta on April 3rd, 2009 11:48 pm


  2. Spartaaan on April 3rd, 2009 11:48 pm

    I lol'd, also, no one cares about you being first… jackass

  3. AuraMaster on April 3rd, 2009 11:48 pm

    Dude. Not cool.

  4. kevsta on April 3rd, 2009 11:52 pm

    sorry couldn't pass up firsting, but i must say this is awkwardly racist

  5. SolarZero on April 3rd, 2009 11:53 pm

    Racism… without it, the world would be a dull place.

  6. Ryder on April 4th, 2009 12:54 am

    Ohhhh goddd. That's terrible.

    Ohwait, now I get it, he's black!

  7. Leo058 on April 4th, 2009 1:03 am

    If you don't care, why are you dedicating 80% of your comment to it?

  8. Leo058 on April 4th, 2009 1:05 am

    Watermelon, 'capturing' bikes, fried chicken… racist-riffic!

  9. MrRaccoon on April 4th, 2009 1:24 am

    I must say it before someone does

    Racism? In mah halolz?

  10. Vabolo on April 4th, 2009 1:30 am

    "White Farmer Circle" ?

  11. chicago ted on April 4th, 2009 2:01 am

    NO. just…

    and yet I still laughed.

  12. TehBlueOne on April 4th, 2009 2:44 am

    Demo stole mah bike!

    If Valve ever made this however I would have to resort to mass murder.

  13. MrRaccoon on April 4th, 2009 3:05 am

    Your gravatar is win

  14. Iceblade on April 4th, 2009 3:16 am

    if valve WAS stereotyping, shouldn't they be focusing on the scottish aspects of the demoman?

  15. LOLWUT on April 4th, 2009 4:52 am

    So THAT's how that guy with the moustache got fired.

  16. jacfalcon on April 4th, 2009 5:13 am

    I care, being first is what makes the world go round.


  17. MexicanJuice on April 4th, 2009 3:34 am


    If that offended anyone, then I'm deeply sorry. That you're a sensitive little vagina.

  18. FoxyMayo on April 4th, 2009 4:06 am

    Demoman: "I needs a bottle of scotch ta go wiff mah chicken".

    Seen this before floating around on DA, still funny, but still racist. BUT STILL FUNNY.

    And all that I can think of that one of the Scouts could be saying: "N—-- stole my bicycle!"

  19. Taiho on April 4th, 2009 10:28 am

    I have a solution! We just need to set the moderation filters to flag any "FIRST" post so Shawn can delete them if they don't have any lolz in them.

  20. TehBlueOne on April 4th, 2009 11:22 am

    Made it mahself. :D And does anyone know when the Sniper update is coming out?

  21. ren128 on April 4th, 2009 11:34 am

    I'm trying to give a fuck about the "that's racist and offensive" comments but I'm affraid I can't do that. I'm tired of the political correctness faggotry that acomplexes half of the population.

    BTW, at least a little e-mail telling me that my image was featured here would have been good but.. oh well… I'm still proud of seeing my pic featured.

  22. BlueChameleon on April 4th, 2009 11:42 am

    Haha, 'Wallace'.
    Is everyone so offended they missed that joke?

  23. Fenwurz on April 4th, 2009 11:57 am

    Good idea, mostly well executed, but some of the grammar and punctuation in the finer text ruined it for me, Grammar Nazi that I am. Otherwise very well done. 4/5

    Also, was anyone else reminded of this pic?… (I've seen it slightly better done than this link, but i'm lazy and that's the first that popped up.

  24. g1drake on April 4th, 2009 1:15 pm

    i didn,t notice the black joke, not a bit

  25. coughman on April 4th, 2009 8:44 am


  26. rory on April 4th, 2009 4:35 pm

    hey i would look taller but im stick in a sand pit

  27. dayuse on April 4th, 2009 6:07 pm

    /me facepalms.

  28. SlicVic on April 4th, 2009 8:24 pm

    I guess the best way to deal with racism is to let it be funny, but nothing more. So in conclusion…


  29. frencho on April 4th, 2009 8:32 pm

    nigga asplode mah bike . :P

  30. Andy Lyu on April 4th, 2009 11:35 pm

    he spelled "wishkey wrong.

  31. Alfa on April 4th, 2009 7:59 pm

    why do you guys take it so seriously? i mean, more than half of the people here only noticed the racist jokes. there wer a LOT MORE. like ''wallace fried chicken'', and the william wallace face instead of kentucky's on the bucket. and guys, can you just take a look at the editing? jeez…its awesome. just try to get over it and laugh a little bit. after all, tahst why halolz exists

  32. jacfalcon on April 5th, 2009 2:21 am

    /me am jealous

  33. Spartaaan on April 5th, 2009 10:00 am

    Oh no, i thought i was first XD

  34. Vabolo on April 5th, 2009 12:48 pm

    When the creators of Resident Evil 5 buy valve…

  35. KingofRetards on April 5th, 2009 10:43 pm

    ^Comment of win.

  36. Ron-Falco on April 6th, 2009 11:36 am

    I am a black male, I spotted and understood every racist joke in this picture

    and I still laughed and rated it a five. Why? Because people make racist jokes every day. You can't stop them, just laugh at them.

  37. Thomas on April 6th, 2009 1:52 pm

    This could have been good if the concept was actually clever(Wallace Fried Chicken? What?) and if the grammar was above a 3rd Grade level. But it's not. So I give it a 3/5 for effort.

  38. thereisnospoon on April 6th, 2009 9:54 pm

    Ugh. Too wordy.

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