Ass-ume the position!

Sergeant! Get your head out of your ass!! Also that other guy’s as well!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 23, 2009 · 3:39 PM 
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Awkward Moments, Bootylicious, Bungie, Halo, Head Shot, Microsoft, No Caption Needed, Xbox 360

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38 Responses to “Ass-ume the position!”

  1. w00t4ge on March 23rd, 2009 7:47 pm

    heh heh, way to spell sergeant.

  2. MrRaccoon on March 23rd, 2009 8:05 pm

    Green spartan: Can't you find it yet?
    Blue Spartan: No, I need to go deeper

  3. MasqueNoMercy on March 23rd, 2009 8:10 pm

    i see a purple spartan
    oh god! one of us is color blind!

  4. Taiho on March 23rd, 2009 9:00 pm

    "I don't see anything!"
    "Keep looking!"
    "Do I even want to know how you lost the keys up here?"
    "Well, it's a long story involving a gravity hammer, a barrel of rum, and a squeegee…"

  5. Shawn Handyside on March 23rd, 2009 9:14 pm

    Oops. I R DUM

  6. Shawn Handyside on March 23rd, 2009 9:19 pm

    I think it's Mr. Raccoon… or else I am color blind tooooo

  7. BlueChameleon on March 23rd, 2009 9:36 pm


  8. BlueChameleon on March 23rd, 2009 9:38 pm

    (not a misspelling)

  9. g1drake on March 23rd, 2009 10:09 pm

    wrong time for teabag my friend

  10. DeathJam on March 23rd, 2009 10:55 pm

    And i guess he's de-flowering his ass -.-

  11. Paulrus on March 23rd, 2009 11:04 pm

    "Now cough. This is for science."

  12. Paine on March 23rd, 2009 11:26 pm

    They tried to do a barrel roll in Halo 3 and somehow his head became lodged within his ass.

    That's GRRRRR-E-ATTTTT!!

  13. Paine on March 23rd, 2009 11:30 pm

    I think your Gravatar kind of reinforces the idea of your "DUM"ness.

  14. KingofRetards on March 24th, 2009 12:23 am

    You could say he made a "ASS"of himself.

    I really have to quit doing that. :P

  15. LOLWUT on March 24th, 2009 12:37 am


  16. Nick Soapdish on March 24th, 2009 12:48 am

    Don't you dare ever stop.
    Sorry to butt in. I just wanted to ass you a question. Would this bring a whole new meaning to the term rear ending?

  17. WolvenGlory on March 24th, 2009 1:28 am

    It's definitely purple. Or… oh man, I don't wanna be color blind!

  18. Blackjacket Man on March 24th, 2009 2:18 am

    lulz this is Blackjacket Man here, and believe it or not I hijacked that hornet the instant he decided to enter. T'was the funniest thing I've seen in forge to date.

  19. MrRaccoon on March 24th, 2009 2:28 am

    I'm color blind? Oh no!
    Yes, that's my error, haha

  20. Sir1 on March 24th, 2009 3:33 am

    Funniest game of forge. EVER.

  21. Your Mother on March 24th, 2009 3:33 am

    the truth is YOUR the only one who is not colourblind, all the other are though o.O

  22. on March 24th, 2009 3:34 am

    Thats exactly what i asked…

  23. on March 24th, 2009 3:34 am

    Nope, hes "flowering" it.

  24. rory on March 25th, 2009 10:10 am

    i think i found that Easter egg you were talking about sarge

  25. Teradohn on March 26th, 2009 1:27 am

    Donut! Combat situation!

  26. Paine on March 27th, 2009 3:14 am


    YOUR ಥ_ಥ DESERVES A PLUS 9000.


  27. KingofRetards on March 27th, 2009 11:37 pm


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