Two movies on Movie Monday? MADNESS! I couldn’t help it though… this was too funny.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 16, 2009 · 8:18 PM 
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49 Responses to “[VIDEO] Why No One Wants to Fight Dr. Manhattan”

  1. Kinoc on March 16th, 2009 7:22 pm

    lol they added viagra as a power-up, wait did i comment already?

  2. LOL on March 17th, 2009 12:25 am

    And I thought star wars was creepy.

  3. Kinockun on March 17th, 2009 12:34 am

    and this is why viagra should be kept out of videogames

  4. Kyle on March 17th, 2009 1:03 am

    I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!


  5. Onishii on March 17th, 2009 1:11 am

    That was surprisingly awkward.

    Yet epicly hilarious.

  6. BurnoutSpartan on March 17th, 2009 1:12 am

    BLUE RAPE!!… thats not funny.
    Mr. Manhattan fucking-up the enemies!!……still not funny.
    Damn, I got nothing.

  7. shadowrya7 on March 17th, 2009 1:15 am

    Rule 34 has betrayed me.

  8. Paine on March 17th, 2009 1:17 am

    The one thing I've learned here is that Smurfette is a whore. Actually, I've also learned that Dr. Manhattan walks around with a boner that whacks him in the face when he takes a step.

  9. Doomwaffle on March 17th, 2009 1:22 am


  10. Evitron on March 17th, 2009 1:29 am

    Don't they know that Manhattan's blue penis is never erect? I mean, seriously guys. Stick to the source material.

    I lol'd though. Very funny.

  11. Mr. ForTheWin on March 17th, 2009 1:30 am

    Extreme Wrongness!! But Epically Hilarious. :D

  12. MrRaccoon on March 17th, 2009 1:41 am

    "Your weiner is good, but mine is better"

  13. Nick Soapdish on March 17th, 2009 2:15 am

    You thrust your pelvis! Hunh!

  14. Shawn Handyside on March 17th, 2009 2:27 am

    Also anyone who Diggs this gets 800 awesome points.

  15. Seb on March 17th, 2009 3:25 am

    all I can think is, "HOSHIT! SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS!!!" am I horribly twisted?

  16. AuraMaster on March 17th, 2009 4:05 am

    I laughed the whole way through this. Epicly hilarious.

    The last fight scene is what would have happened on Fire Island.

  17. Dan on March 17th, 2009 4:36 am

    The video won't show for some reason. I YouTube'd it and thought it was pretty funny if disrespectful to the Watchmen, though no more so than Saturday Morning Watchmen.

  18. Shawn Handyside on March 17th, 2009 4:52 am

    I am noting your points in my ledger of radness!

  19. Peyj on March 17th, 2009 2:50 pm

    No one is safe from Rule 34! I swear, if Alan Moore saw this, he would die from an absinthe-induced stupor trying to forget his characters being used like this. That, or die from shock.

  20. MasqueNoMercy on March 17th, 2009 3:07 pm

    nope, the guy who made this animation, THAT GUY is horribly twisted, youre just an innocent mind being warped by his madness

  21. S.K. on March 17th, 2009 3:51 pm

    And I thought it was because of cancer! Boy, was I wrong.

  22. SmegEd on March 17th, 2009 7:37 pm

    Your Schwarz is almost as long as my Schwarz ! But do you know how to use it ?


  23. BlueChameleon on March 17th, 2009 10:21 pm

    I guessed the gag from the title. Do I get a prize?

  24. Luckydog on March 17th, 2009 11:07 pm

    Did no one else notice that it's kung fu? It's an old nes game. I have to say, this version actually look more fun but that's cause Kung fu wasn't the best of games -_-

  25. Pickapok on March 17th, 2009 11:13 pm


  26. FoxyMayo on March 17th, 2009 11:43 pm

    What. The. FUCK?!?!?!?!

  27. Vabolo on March 18th, 2009 12:20 pm

    At first, I thought ''Hey, they didn't give Dr Manhattan a dick, this might be somewhat…."
    *PSHEEUUU(or whatever a lightsaber sounds like)*
    "…Whelp, there goes the chance of intelligent content!''

  28. Chris on March 18th, 2009 1:11 pm

    I was strangely aroused.

  29. DeathJam on March 18th, 2009 9:36 pm

    Yeah… i lol'd FUKKEN hard, mainly because it reminded me of an old childhood joke (mainly claiming 2 people would literally have dick wars XD)

    I hope to never see this again… ah hell i'm replaying this shit

  30. Elohel on March 19th, 2009 2:48 pm

    the jolly green giant spinning through the air with an erect penis is the funniest thing i've ever seen

  31. thereisnospoon on March 19th, 2009 7:44 pm

    Doubya Tee Eff.

  32. KingofRetards on March 23rd, 2009 1:33 am

    This is one of those things that cannot be unseen.

  33. Hiroki on March 24th, 2009 3:01 am

    Oh ye gods. Sick. Really, really sick.

    And yet, the funniest damn thing I've seen all week.

  34. Zink120 on April 9th, 2009 5:14 pm

    I just noticed this is tagged under "Adult Situations".
    My perception of growing up just put on a blindfold and was fired out of a cannon.

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  37. eddieg on April 17th, 2009 6:47 pm

    this is funny?

  38. The Silent One on April 18th, 2009 3:58 am

    Damn. I haven't lol'd that hard in a while.

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  40. baz on April 21st, 2009 2:19 am

    Love the street figher win sound fx :D

  41. doomsday on April 21st, 2009 7:20 pm

    recon. lol

  42. Corenator on April 22nd, 2009 9:44 pm

    Reminds me of this video (somewhat):


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