From Djy1991, the makers of, well, you know… all the other hilarious Half Life fanfic movies, comes their latest joint… Hero Beggining! Enjoy!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 9, 2009 · 1:23 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (145 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5)
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Aliens, Half-Life, Head Shot, Heavy Weapons, Lasers, Massive Damage, PC, Robots, Science/Math, Team Fortress 2, Teamwork, Too Much Free Time, Valve Software, Video Clips, Weird

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28 Responses to “[VIDEO] Half Life: Hero Beggining”

  1. Paiv on March 9th, 2009 6:51 am


    Haha did anyone else catch The Heavy Weapons Guy at 2:14? It kinda looks like the one from the post a few days ago.

    Anyways, I 5'd just because all these movies are LOL'TACULAR!!!

  2. SPY on March 9th, 2009 11:05 am

    in uthr news, markit is in wepon shrotage n obama is not halp

  3. g1drake on March 9th, 2009 2:23 pm

    And people get HOP *jumps*

    also g-man is great dancer

  4. Taiho on March 9th, 2009 9:52 am

    Breaking news: Captain Grammar and his long-time companion The Spell Checker were found dead today in their home in northern London. Despite the presence of a thirty page "note" explaining their reasons for ending their lives police are not yet ready to rule out foul play, and are seeking the Internet for questioning. The pair is survived by their cat, Mr. Fluffers, and their collection of limited edition garden gnome bobble-heads.

  5. Rockdio on March 9th, 2009 5:17 pm

    Nice group shot at 2:06

  6. Who? on March 9th, 2009 6:31 pm

    I imagine the second portal opening with a sound like "Oh, snap!" Or maybe that's just my pop rocks talking to me again…

  7. Someguy5031 on March 9th, 2009 7:43 pm

    This felt like it was purposely written bad (Unlike the others which were sheer stupidity), but the video and the humor were done so well I still think it was funny.

  8. Old Skewl CJ on March 9th, 2009 8:12 pm

    As soon as I saw "wepon," I thought it was fake. But then I checked the author and I was like: "Oh, that makes sense." XD

    All together, glorious.

  9. idunnolol on March 9th, 2009 8:12 pm

    Anyone else think they're trying to hard now?

  10. Knowledge on March 9th, 2009 8:49 pm

    All the fanfictions by this squirrelking (the author) are purposely bad. He's got some other equally hilarious fanfictions at, ironically, at

  11. BlueChameleon on March 9th, 2009 10:39 pm

    I had a chat with the maker, Djy1991 before submitting this. He says squirrelking contacted him saying he wanted to write more (after a 3 year absense) -- so here it is. There will be more!

  12. KingofRetards on March 9th, 2009 11:25 pm

    I love Djy1991's videos. There are filled with so much win.

  13. Lekonua on March 9th, 2009 6:27 pm

    A suspenseful story with a most unexpected plot twist. I'd expect nothing less from squirrelking. Best Fan Fiction writer ever. 5'd.

  14. Falru on March 9th, 2009 10:54 pm

    Best part, was the very last frame of the vid, where he makes that face suddenly :p

  15. MrRaccoon on March 10th, 2009 3:56 am

    I can't say anything…
    It's that awesome

  16. xZcrucifixZx on March 10th, 2009 4:33 am

    …and make them squish.

  17. Someguy5031 on March 10th, 2009 5:48 pm

    N uder noows LOLCat iz ophishial langewage of teh wurlds!

  18. Alfa on March 23rd, 2009 8:30 pm

    cheezeburger a haz i can?

  19. SteelthewolfX on June 3rd, 2009 8:19 pm

    Anyone notice the Tank at 2:06? Why would they need guns and rocks if they had a TANK?!?

    And why don't we see that tank again anyway.

    Or Breen for that matter.

  20. PauH on June 12th, 2009 8:07 am

    Anyone notice the G-Man, like, 50 different times in this vid???

  21. Kyle Eady on July 16th, 2009 1:09 am

    There are many wepon to use, and the humens were happy because the second amendement was a goo thing to have for wepons and wepons were good.

  22. delta on August 30th, 2009 2:09 am

    anyone know if the pic at 2:06 is on halolz anywhere?

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