Wow, I didn’t even realize Captain Falcon had passed on! I guess he’s up in heaven punching angels now…
Submission by Mr.Raccoon, screenshot by Lightningboalt
Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 27, 2009 · 3:21 AM |
Categories: Church of Falcon, F-Zero, Motivational, Nintendo, Spiritual Enlightenment, Super Smash Bros, Wii · Leave a comment () 69 Comments |
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IMMA WATCHIN YA MOVES!
I don't want him to falcon punch something…
Simbaaaa… Rememberrrrrrr….
My ears still hurt from the last time he said YES!
On the 7th day, he created the falcon punch
Now I know what religion I'm putting down for all future forms or censuses. Yes!
Our Falcon, who art in Mute City, awesome be thy moves.
Thy meme has come, thy pose be done.
On Earth, as it is in Halolz.
Give us this day our Falcon punch.
And show us your moves, as we show our moves to those against us.
Lead us not unto Mudkipz,
but deliver us from Star Wolf.
For thine is the coolness, and the lolz, and the glory.
For ever and ever, YES!
YES!
He's up in heaven, showing his moves to God now…
And then Falcon said "Show me your moves!" and so moves were shown all throughout the world, and they were good
5/5
EPIC WIN.
I pray for the ass-kicking of the "Celing G-Man" every morning, now I know my prays have been heeded. YES!
I C WUT U DID THAR!!1!!!1!! But it's still funny :D
You sir, have won one free internet.
on the seventh day, falcon used FALCON PUNCH… and so he shaped the EARTH
"You shall show your moves to no one but me"
Falcon Bible, chapter IV
In The Name Of Almighty Falcon! YES!
/weep
It's so… beautiful!
Fun Fact:
A falcon punch is so powerful that it can kill gods.
*sniff* Now it's up to Kirby to pass on the legacy of the Falcon Punch. May the Captain oversee him on his journey.
Can let you show your moves up there.
Captain Falcon has shown his best move of all…ETERNITY!!!
On the first day, Captain Falcon said 'Let there be Light', and a punch was thrown so powerful that its flames lit up the universe. He saw this, and it was good.
On the second day, Captain Falcon said, 'Let there be stages on which many great battles will be fought.' and it was done. He saw this, and it was good.
On the third day, Captain Falcon said, 'Let there be moves which will be shown on the stages of battle.' and it was done. He saw this, and it was good.
On the fourth day, Captain Falcon said, 'Let there be items to assist those in battle.' and it was done. He saw this, and it was good.
On the fifth day, Captain Falcon said, 'Let there be Pokemon that fill the sea and the sky.' and it was done. He saw this, and it was good.
On the sixth day, Captain Falcon said, 'Let there be brawlers who fight these battles to defend their honour.' and it was done. He saw this, and it was good.
On the seventh say, Captain Falcon bought a Wii. And Captain Falcon said 'Let there be Brawl'.
CAPTAIN FALCON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh… oh no… I just KO'd him in Brawl… I had no idea—
I'm-I'm sorry, O Almighty Falcon!! Don't smite me!!
Every time you masturbate, Captain Falcon PAWWWNNCCHHHes a kitten.
Ten Commandments of Falcon
I. I am the only Captain. You will not have any other Captains before me.
II. You shall not main with a clone of the Captain
III. You shall not use the Captain in vain.
IV. Remember to show me your moves, and keep them awesome.
V. Honor my moves.
VI. You shall not murder (unless by Falcon Punch).
VII. You shall not commit a self-destruct.
VIII. You shall not recover if hit by a Falcon Punch.
IX. You shall not bear any grudge to somebody who beats you using the Captain.
X. You shall not covet anything that is not a part of the Captain's moveset.
No, Super Cool Jesus = Captain Falcon.
CEILING FALCON IS WATCHING YOU MASTERBATE.
Only one problem with your comment Shawn… Captain. Falcon. Never. Dies. EVER. Apologize and may Falcon have mercy on your soul.
Lets have a moment of silence for the great falcon.
Mind you Shawn, he was punching angels before he died (in heaven, at that). Also, falcon has no need for dying, he just went to heaven while alive, beat up god, and took his place.
I second that
Yes. People fail to realize he's not dead. He just did a Falcon Dive up into the sky so he could hump-throw an angel. The worst part is when he comes falling back to the ground with a gravity induced earth shattering FALCOOOOONEEE PAWWWWWWWNCH!
i think theres a video clip on this site of what that would look like…
HEY SHAWN!!!!
you NEED you start making a spray page with epic wins like this as spray-friendly images for games that use the intrawebs, that way we could convert the non-believers in every TF2 match!
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He was destroyed by the epic awesomeness of his own Falcon Punch, but his spirit remained. He gave himself so that we mortals may grow and prosper. Now each day he watches over us, and each day we show him our moves so that he may judge us as worthy, whom he shall protect from those who have fallen prey to the Wolf.
hella funny
HYES!!!!!!!! HYES HYES YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH