I CAME HERE TO EAT SANDVICHES AND KICK ASS …AND I’M ALL OUT OF SANDVICHES

You wouldn’t like MRKPPatterson when he runs out of sandviches…

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 16, 2008 · 1:52 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (172 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)
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33 Responses to “I CAME HERE TO EAT SANDVICHES AND KICK ASS”

  1. g1drake on December 16th, 2008 6:55 am

    someone,send more sandwiches

  2. Chaos on December 16th, 2008 6:59 am

    There's only one thing to do then -- kick ass.

  3. sir_auronDX on December 16th, 2008 7:00 am

    too simple….3 out of 5

  4. Ryder on December 16th, 2008 7:18 am

    He just needs Duke's sunglasses.

  5. Someguy5031 on December 16th, 2008 7:44 am

    Or Roddy Piper's alien discovering glasses…

  6. WolvenGlory on December 16th, 2008 7:59 am

    Can someone explain to me why people always spell it "sandviches" instead of "sandwiches" in TF2?

  7. esukimo bobu on December 16th, 2008 8:16 am

    the picture isn't the slightest bit funny. the caption is, however.

    2/5

  8. omgwtfbbq on December 16th, 2008 8:41 am

    I don't get the reference here; I've never played Duke Nukem. What's the original quote?
    I've heard this in Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series (Limey Man…"I'm here to kick ass and drink cups of tea--and I'm all out of tea.") and I still don't get it.
    SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN

  9. Exploderizer on December 16th, 2008 10:19 am

    "I cae here to kick ass and give out lolz. And I'm all out of lolz."
    This is ow I feel about Halolz at the moment. Anyone notice the rise in unfunny pics lately?

  10. Exploderizer on December 16th, 2008 10:19 am

    "I came here to kick ass and give out lolz. And I'm all out of lolz."
    This is ow I feel about Halolz at the moment. Anyone notice the rise in unfunny pics lately?

  11. grangerstranger on December 16th, 2008 10:51 am

    if this was me then it would be I'm here to kick ass and play video games….. and im all out of ass

  12. Akzie on December 16th, 2008 11:04 am

    i loled even if it is lame
    it bought me back to when i first started to play online games.
    the first multiplayer games i played was duke nukem at about age 8 and used to crack up everytime i used the voice quotes in the game.

    so this got a 5/5 from me for nostasia

  13. Euphitonuim on December 16th, 2008 11:21 am

    OW. MY BLOOD. HE KICK-ASSED OUT ALL MY BLOOD.

  14. Hirofox on December 16th, 2008 8:11 am

    They mixed up the order of the two in Nukem's line. If it were true to that, it would read:

    "I came here to kick ass and eat sandviches… And I'm all out of sandviches."

    Other than that, pretty good. I wish the Heavy really were more like Duke.

  15. MexicanJuice on December 17th, 2008 2:29 am

    It costs $200,000 for Heavy to eat his sandviches FOR FOUR MINUTES!!!!

  16. minespatch on December 17th, 2008 8:08 am

    "I will not eat your Sandvich".

    Erm, can someone tell me where that quote was from, because I remember hearing that on Robot Chicken…

  17. Jkrswild on December 17th, 2008 12:14 pm

    Vitch, goes makes my sandvihes bettah's!!

  18. KingofRetards on December 17th, 2008 12:37 pm

    Does he have sadviches of steel?

  19. AuraMaster on December 18th, 2008 2:14 am

    Wow. Duke Nukem got really big. And bald. And Russian.

  20. HJkos on February 28th, 2009 3:10 pm

    Nobody steal our sandwiches…. and lives.

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