I swear to God when I evolve I’m going to kill you all.

Oh shit, I wouldn’t get on this magikarp’s bad side if I were you!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 18, 2008 · 1:18 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (415 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5)
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Artistic, Creepy/Spooky, Depressing, Ding! Level Up, Nintendo, Pokémon

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40 Responses to “I swear to God when I evolve I’m going to kill you all.”

  1. CJ on November 18th, 2008 1:29 pm

    You, kill us? Oh Puh-leez! All I hafta do is get my Rotom to kick your tail.
    Also FIRST!

  2. Pauld'Arbonne on November 18th, 2008 1:43 pm

    He totally means it too! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

  3. Bass-Net on November 18th, 2008 1:47 pm

    Lol, be warned, I will sick my Pichu on you when you evolve ^_^

  4. Teradohn on November 18th, 2008 2:07 pm

    Not if my Raiku gets to him first, Bass-Net.

  5. kingofretards on November 18th, 2008 2:11 pm

    @Nick Soapdish

    It's the circle of lulz!

  6. FrEEz on November 18th, 2008 2:30 pm

    I found this funny. Why it’s rated 3.61 is beyond me. Maybe because it was on 4crap, i mean 4chan? I still like this, 5 stars

  7. Orion X on November 18th, 2008 2:44 pm

    Pff. Whatever. Gaining that flying type will just make you squeal at electric types even more. (I am such a Pokenerd…)
    Anyway, I’ve seen this before, and it only got a mild chuckle out of me. It could be because I find little to nothing about Gyarados frightening.

  8. Marzen on November 18th, 2008 2:56 pm

    I always use Gyarados on my team. Sure, he sucks against electric, but he’s one helluva beast.

  9. NCHammer326 on November 18th, 2008 3:47 pm

    I think I can speak for 4chan when I say MOAR!!!


  10. LT on November 18th, 2008 3:56 pm

    Ah, the Chans … the slummin’est slums this side of Jupiter.

  11. Rayza B on November 18th, 2008 4:07 pm


  12. Akzie on November 18th, 2008 4:27 pm

    oh no’s
    Magicarp learnt hyper beam!
    It’s not very effective

  13. Lekonua on November 18th, 2008 5:24 pm


  14. dekuskrub1 on November 18th, 2008 5:26 pm

    how come theres no 4chan catagory?

  15. Bass-Net on November 18th, 2008 6:04 pm

    We shall see Teradohn, we shall see ^_^

  16. Sarth on November 18th, 2008 6:44 pm

    Oooh I get it because Seaki- oh wait Magikarp evolves into the other dude. I’m a bad nerd.

  17. Nick Soapdish on November 18th, 2008 7:10 pm

    About stuff from 4chan coming here, I was told my halolz submissions popped up on 4chan. It’d be funny if they came full circle in a few years.

  18. Ryder on November 18th, 2008 7:15 pm


  19. Blue-Chameleon on November 18th, 2008 7:17 pm

    I had to explain to someone today why joining /b/ would not be that good an idea. It was really tough to put into words…

  20. MrMe05 on November 18th, 2008 7:48 pm

    @ Orion X
    The worst part is that GYRADOS can’t learn FLY! What kind of FLYING Pokémon is he?

  21. Someguy503 on November 18th, 2008 10:08 pm

    Magikarp use splash!! You call that a splash!?!

  22. Ryu Bonkosi on November 18th, 2008 10:50 pm

    I send a level 14 fire Pokemon agenst Gyarados and the fire comes out without a scratch on it. Gyarados is like one of the most pathetic Pokemon on the face of the planet. I am so a nerd. T.T 5/5

  23. Paulrus on November 18th, 2008 10:55 pm

    I chuckled.

    Then I saw “4chan”.

    I’m also not wearing pants.

    I don’t feel good. Pardon me. *dies in a ditch*

  24. Trogador on November 18th, 2008 11:43 pm

    Magicarp is one of the easiest Pokemon to evolve, which is why I found this so funny.

  25. Beelzebub on November 19th, 2008 12:09 am

    The mspaint drawing makes it even better.

  26. Nick Soapdish on November 19th, 2008 2:51 am

    lol, you just made me remember the Lion King. Now I can’t get the song out of my head.

  27. Roulette25 on November 19th, 2008 7:58 am

    ITS TRUE!, i found that out the hard way

  28. killercartoons on November 20th, 2008 8:42 am

    I was always surprised splash didn’t do ANYTHING! I mean, come on, no Splash Damage? Seriously….

  29. TheGallant! on November 20th, 2008 10:52 pm

    Magikarp is all talk.

  30. Termin on November 21st, 2008 8:18 pm

    Gyarados isn’t that horrible if you can IV it for max attack and have an Attack Nature. Next you EV train its Attack and Speed. Then just have it learn Dragon Dance+Earthquake. Friggin RAPE.


  31. jacfalcon on November 30th, 2008 5:42 pm

    C’mon. Sure, Gyrados isn’t a Legendary, but he’s very good and can kick butt. Not only that, but it’s even funnier because Magicarp is THE worst Pokemon (game-wise, at least).

    At least Abra can get-you-the-heck-away.

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  34. Mike on December 6th, 2008 2:58 am

    Actually, Gyrados can be effective against Electric types if you teach it Ice Beam. Give that electrical rat a little hypothermia, eh? It should work if it's a 1-shot kill. Otherwise, prepare to be FRIED by Thunder. I wouldn't really say I'm a Pokenerd, but I do remember the old pokemon games.

  35. AquaLink on December 14th, 2008 10:23 am

    not unless i LEVEL YOU TO 100!!!

    crisis solved.

  36. Heather on May 22nd, 2009 9:23 pm

    this is hilarious!

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