I Can’t Let You Do That, Stocks!

Damn that Wolf… he’s killing my 401K!
By Nick Soapdish

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 30, 2008 · 1:56 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (183 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)
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23 Responses to “I Can’t Let You Do That, Stocks!”

  1. Bob McBobBob on October 29th, 2008 10:24 pm

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Int3r on October 29th, 2008 10:46 pm

    BEST WOLF JOKE EVER! ROFL!

  3. Shawn Handyside on October 29th, 2008 10:50 pm

    I pushed this one back from the Wednesday night slot so I could post my pumpkin right away! So much for Wolf Wednesday’s!

    At least Bob was able to get his first post in! -_-;

  4. Falru on October 30th, 2008 2:13 am

    I cannot allow you to rise any further.

  5. Nick Soapdish on October 30th, 2008 2:25 am

    I’m doing my best to prevent a wolf joke recession. Hopefully this injection will raise the lolz index a few hundred points.

  6. Hunter Belmont on October 30th, 2008 2:29 am

    lol wolf’s trying his luck at the stock market it seems

  7. Shadow Link on October 30th, 2008 2:44 am

    @Shawn
    It’s still Wednesday here! :D

  8. KidWithTheFace on October 30th, 2008 3:13 am

    sooo….would this be considered a wolf market?

    “stocks”….took me a moment, but friggin hilarious.

  9. Pigeon Army on October 30th, 2008 3:52 am

    Aside from the rhythm scheme fail (Should’ve been, “Can’t let you do that, Dow stocks” or something similar), this is great. Perhaps Congress is looking at regulating the wrong thing, and should be focusing on Wolf…

  10. Blueness on October 30th, 2008 7:11 am

    Damn you wolf! D:< You’re losing me moniez!

  11. B-mac on October 30th, 2008 7:20 am

    HAHAH!!! Priceless. 5/5

  12. dekuskrub1 on October 30th, 2008 12:33 pm

    wolf!!! Y!!?!?!?!
    i need the stock market to rise for my economics class so i can win dollars!!!

  13. Gideon on October 30th, 2008 1:42 pm

    Augh! ><

    Funny, but it hurt me real bad. 1/5

  14. Soup on October 30th, 2008 3:04 pm

    first i was like
    XD
    but then i was like
    :,[

  15. HAZ~MAT on October 30th, 2008 4:21 pm

    I agree with Pigeon Army, it needs another syllable

  16. the king of space on October 30th, 2008 5:30 pm

    gtfo wolf jokes.
    forced memes fail

  17. Akzie on October 30th, 2008 5:31 pm

    still wed?
    more like friday in australia

  18. Bob McBobBob on October 30th, 2008 7:19 pm

    ya i was rite here when they posted it

  19. Someguy503 on October 31st, 2008 12:04 am

    The only reason you wouldn’t think its funny would be that your a taxpayer…

  20. Rayza B on October 31st, 2008 12:18 am

    Haha nice 1 Nick!

  21. FrEEz on October 31st, 2008 6:50 am

    What’s this, a wolf joke? I would normally rate 1/5 but it actually rhymes… so 3/5

  22. Animedevildog on October 31st, 2008 4:19 pm

    Someone shoot that fucking wolf!

  23. Luckydog on October 31st, 2008 8:30 pm

    I think this is quite clever. It does rhyme (pity about the extra syllable being missing) and it works. Now they need to send in star fox to fix it

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