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NEVER SWALLOW A POKEBALL

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NEVER SWALLOW A POKEBALL



Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 28, 2008 · 7:11 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (279 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)
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46 Responses to “NEVER SWALLOW A POKEBALL”

  1. burnt eyes on October 28th, 2008 7:14 pm

    That thar be some good advice!

  2. [chemical.kirby] on October 28th, 2008 7:25 pm

    SCARCED THAT CRAP OUT OF ME xD
    how many ones will scare me,im afarid to ask….
    but the monster would hafta vagule represent a pokemon xD
    4/5

  3. loneshadow on October 28th, 2008 7:26 pm

    legendary!

  4. ManiacalZManiac on October 28th, 2008 7:27 pm

    Freakin’ Glorious

  5. Glitch on October 28th, 2008 7:30 pm

    Diglett!

  6. Exalt on October 28th, 2008 7:34 pm

    ….I need to get surgery now… brb…

  7. Cheat2Win on October 28th, 2008 7:50 pm

    Why am I not suprised that Brian Wilson submitted this? 4/5

  8. Nick Soapdish on October 28th, 2008 8:04 pm

    Trainer has fainted.
    Trainer is unable to battle.

  9. G1drake on October 28th, 2008 9:02 pm

    trainer uses swalow,

    swaloed 1 pokeball,pokeball hatched………

    trainer is dead

  10. Romak on October 28th, 2008 9:07 pm

    So, Ripley, i herd u leik Mudkips?

  11. Int3r on October 28th, 2008 9:18 pm

    Trainer blacked out.

    I’ve never truly comprehended why he blacks out when all his pokemon faint… Kinda odd.

  12. Ryder on October 28th, 2008 9:26 pm

    WEEEDLE NOOOOO.

  13. david2222121 on October 28th, 2008 9:29 pm

    *ahem*… IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!!

    Why hasn’t anyone said that yet?

  14. Akzie on October 28th, 2008 10:09 pm

    I choose you WEEDLE

    WEEDLE used dig

  15. Jackson K. on October 28th, 2008 11:02 pm

    win

    and this is spaceballs

  16. Blank-Mage on October 28th, 2008 11:18 pm

    @ Int3r

    Panic attack? Maybe he’s an EXTREMELY sore loser. Or his fragile mind can’t handle not having pokemon available, due to severe trauma at a young age.

  17. Rayza B on October 28th, 2008 11:06 pm

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    its a wild bellsprout…

  18. Nick Soapdish on October 29th, 2008 12:38 am

    Could have been worse, could have been a Snorlax.

  19. Shadow Link on October 29th, 2008 12:46 am

    POKEBALLS

    Not to be taken internally.

    @Jackson K.
    No, it’s not. The one in Spaceballs had eyes, looked sorta like a lizard, and then proceeded to sing “Hello, My Baby” while dancing across the counter. :/ This, I think, is from the original movie, which I don’t know the name of.

  20. Romak on October 29th, 2008 1:03 am

    @ Shadow Link
    Yeah, it’s from Alien.

  21. reconer45 on October 29th, 2008 8:13 am

    Glad it aint a wailord O_O That would be….eh….Gross in gore.

  22. dekuskrub1 on October 29th, 2008 9:27 am

    does this mean i cant have my pokeos for breakfast

  23. zinraidragon on October 29th, 2008 3:31 pm

    IT’S A ONE-HIT KO!

  24. Exploderizer on October 29th, 2008 4:40 pm

    Let’s just hope it doesn’t use earthquake.
    Kinda looks yummy.

  25. Exploderizer on October 29th, 2008 4:47 pm

    “Well, good news! It’s a suppository!”

  26. killercartoons on October 29th, 2008 5:04 pm

    TRAINER doesn’t have any more POKEMON!
    TRAINER whited out!
    TRAINER died!

    can’t believe some of you guys didn’t know this was from ALIEN…..

  27. Fang the Sniper on October 29th, 2008 6:14 pm

    OH SHIT!
    GAME OVER, GAME OVER MAN!

    WHERES MY FLAME UNIT DUCTAPED TO MY PULSE RIFLE!

  28. Ravage on October 29th, 2008 6:37 pm

    Epic scene from an epic film… With an epic caption.

  29. Pigeon Army on October 29th, 2008 6:37 pm

    THE ENEMY’S WEAK! GO GET ‘EM, EKANS!

  30. Vabolo on October 29th, 2008 9:12 pm

    Actually, the trainer ”whites out”, meaning he has nothing left to go on with. Then again, I guess it’s onl fair that the trainer faints for once.

  31. Paulrus on October 30th, 2008 1:25 am

    “Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal….”

    Whoever guesses the references wins 25 Net Moneys.

  32. Nick Soapdish on October 30th, 2008 1:33 am

    @Paulrus
    I think Shadow Link mentioned it already from Spaceballs.
    Unless you’re referring to what that’s referring to which is the singing, dancing frog from Looney Tunes.

  33. Paulrus on October 30th, 2008 1:47 am

    @Nick

    Ah. So he did.

  34. Nick Soapdish on October 30th, 2008 2:19 am

    @Paulrus
    It’s a shame I could have used those 25 net moneys. I probably would have just spent it on net drugs or net hookers.

  35. JTP on October 31st, 2008 7:02 am

    OMG DIGLET ATTACKS AGAIN!

  36. kevinsano on October 31st, 2008 1:20 pm

    You need to get the Pokemon out of the pokeball before swallowing it whole…

  37. Animedevildog on October 31st, 2008 4:48 pm

    @Romak
    Extreme epic line of yours! you win bonus internets!
    I scared my granddaughter laughing so hard.
    5/5

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  44. Josh on November 16th, 2008 12:07 am

    It’s super effective.

  45. DIGLETT ≠ FOOD!!!! : Halolz on March 26th, 2009 2:02 pm

    […] think Zaxorz forgot to read Brian Wilson’s submission about not eating Pokeballs… DIGLETT ≠ FOOD!!!! Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 26, 2009 · 2:02 PM  […]

  46. Little Professor on July 9th, 2010 12:31 pm

    Trainer used Swallow. It's not very effective…
    Diglet used Dig. A critical hit! It's super effective! Trainer died.
    Pokemon is out of usable trainers. Pokemon blacked out.

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