Can’t let you sleep there Goldilocks

Okay… a TON of people sent in this specific Wolf joke… and I had to pick ONE, so I went with Brian Chau’s version. Everyone can stop sending this joke in now!! >__<

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 8, 2008 · 1:42 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (199 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5)
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Can't Let You Do That, Chillaxin', Nintendo, Sneak Attack, StarFox

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29 Responses to “Can’t let you sleep there Goldilocks”

  1. dekuskrub1 on October 8th, 2008 9:39 am


  2. Sinister Minister on October 8th, 2008 2:32 pm


    Also lol.

  3. Nice. on October 8th, 2008 3:13 pm

    I lol’d at this one.

  4. Shawn Handyside on October 8th, 2008 3:23 pm

    I’m just happy I’ll stop getting submissions with this joke!

  5. B-mac on October 8th, 2008 3:36 pm

    It’s a good joke.

  6. Fluffy on October 8th, 2008 4:02 pm

    Hmm i dont think you will lol!

  7. Exploderizer on October 8th, 2008 4:06 pm


  8. Rodge on October 8th, 2008 4:11 pm

    “Everyone can stop sending this joke in now!! >__<”


  9. GRiM on October 8th, 2008 4:31 pm

    obviously dekuskrub1 was one of those people who had their version declined..

  10. G1drake on October 8th, 2008 4:51 pm


  11. Dan on October 8th, 2008 5:15 pm

    Finally! So now I think we may be out of Wolf Jokes. If not, we’re running low. Halolz is going to have to start rationing them if we want this to last, and considering how many people hate them we have a civic responsibility to make this last as long as possible.

  12. [chemical.kirby] on October 8th, 2008 5:21 pm

    i lol’d
    i like random wolf jokes
    it makes them some what ‘orginal’

  13. AustN on October 8th, 2008 5:41 pm

    YES original! ts like it should be!

  14. Blue-Chameleon on October 8th, 2008 5:41 pm

    I was just watching Heroes and Hiro said ‘can’t let you do that’.
    I lol’d.

  15. Burnt Eyes on October 8th, 2008 6:43 pm


    Well, now you’re just asking for an inundation of the Wolfster…

  16. Int3r on October 8th, 2008 6:49 pm

    @ Dan.

    My thoughts exactly.

  17. Drai on October 8th, 2008 8:00 pm

    I’m surprised I haven’t seen a “Can’t let you Jew that, Adolph” joke yet :o

  18. tonuchi on October 8th, 2008 8:58 pm

    Damn, I totally made one. But mine said can’t let you sit there, and had a picture with the chair breaking.

  19. Bass-Net on October 8th, 2008 9:11 pm

    -.- …

  20. hqeq umop apisdn on October 8th, 2008 9:47 pm

    we gotta find a way to make Adolph rhyme with star phox

  21. Drai on October 8th, 2008 9:59 pm

    @ hqeq umop apisdn
    I just figured Star Fox is two Syllables, and so is Adolph that it might work lol

  22. Dan on October 8th, 2008 11:26 pm

    @Draj -- Adolf doesn’t rhyme with star fox. This seems like something that I shouldn’t have to explain. I also shouldn’t have to explain everything else that’s wrong here.
    Since the tags aren’t working right I can’t look up what has and hasn’t been done yet. I’m sure I can come up with at least two or three more. I have to keep this alive, no matter what it takes!

  23. freez902 on October 9th, 2008 1:15 am

    I liked this :P. Made me giggle. It’s clever, 5 stars

  24. Pigeon Army on October 9th, 2008 4:11 am


  25. S.W. on October 9th, 2008 10:43 pm

    May I be the first to say this?
    The first Wolf was alright.
    The second one led to Halolz jumping the shark.
    Nothing’s funny anymore

  26. SpiralCocktail on October 10th, 2008 7:41 am

    He looks like a pedophile…

  27. Bangs the Dominator on October 11th, 2008 12:20 am

    eh, too many wolf jokes, not enough de-motivationals. WHAT ABOUT A WOLF JOKE DE-MOTIVATIONAL!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

  28. Corenator on October 12th, 2008 11:34 pm

    someone should make a Pedobear-Fox crossover. That way, we could have “Can’t let you screw that, Pedo-Fox.”

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