My pal Dave had a great Castle Crashers related comic last week… I couldn’t help sharing it here!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 16, 2008 · 9:03 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (163 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)
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Artistic, Backstab, Best Friends 4-Eva, Castle Crashers, Head Shot, Irony, Massive Damage, Sequential Art, Stabbey Stabbey, The Behemoth, True Love

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  1. FrEEz on September 16th, 2008 9:10 am

    Saw this on snafu last weeki or so. It’s good, but not great. 4 stars

  2. Jusenkyo on September 16th, 2008 9:11 am

    Proof that Green Knight is the best.

  3. roulette25 on September 16th, 2008 9:54 am


  4. SpiralCocktail on September 16th, 2008 9:56 am

    Comic != Halolz
    Comic = Staccato
    So… this comic is not Halolz related at all, not a screenshot or pic with a funny caption. It is a comic, which Staccato also happens to be. I forget what my point was…

  5. Pickle on September 16th, 2008 10:11 am

    Haha, awwww… and they were so close, like the A team.

    I totally need to get this game, it looks fun.

  6. Animedevildog on September 16th, 2008 11:35 am

    So true to life… Us men will do anything for a piece of ass!

  7. Lekonua on September 16th, 2008 12:05 pm

    Is it just me, or does that blood look completely MSPaint’d on?

  8. Fancylad on September 16th, 2008 12:12 pm

    Dude, not cool. What happened to bros before hos?

  9. Runeblade on September 16th, 2008 12:34 pm

    @ Fancylad --

    Reading my mind and stealing my comment!

  10. killercartoons on September 16th, 2008 2:10 pm

    @Runeblade & Fancylad
    yeah, im totally with you guys, its always bros before hos!

  11. James Rupuk on September 16th, 2008 4:20 pm

    idk, again the “Sweet piece of ass” point becomes valid…

  12. EmberFury on September 16th, 2008 4:33 pm

    LOVE the Dr. Horrible reference. (Crazy random happenstance) That made me give it a five. That and the comic is silly. But the reference made the comic.

    Comic he made = Staccato
    Comic he didn’t make, but wanted to share = Halolz

    That’s all I got to say about that.

  13. worksforme on September 16th, 2008 4:50 pm

    I love the Dr. Horrible ref!

  14. canadian bacon on September 16th, 2008 4:52 pm

    answers the quest5ions “there knights & best friends, what happened to bros before hoes?”

  15. lolguy on September 16th, 2008 6:15 pm

    I just MURDERED all my friends!!

  16. Evitron on September 16th, 2008 7:04 pm


    Damn, beat me to it.

  17. Twentay on September 16th, 2008 7:12 pm

    even though its a video game comic
    and not made by him


  18. Dracula on September 16th, 2008 7:16 pm

    Umm…..this is not funny……

  19. SpiralCocktail on September 16th, 2008 8:02 pm

    Wait, Staccato was a video game comic? I thought it was some college life sort of comic that just involved video games sometimes.
    Anyways, it’s getting to the point that Halolz is for posting any random picture that Shawn likes nowadays. It’s not about funny captions anymore. It’s not even about being funny anymore.
    So stop posting other people’s comics and get back to work on your own comic. Or is this going to be the new thing at Halolz, post comics by other people?

  20. Animedevildog on September 16th, 2008 8:38 pm

    Remember whose site this is… If you do not like it, you can always find another site, or send in a bunch of stuff you want to see here, and quit complaining. Yes, I have bitched about a couple things here, but I was not saying that they should not have been posted, (that would be violating peoples 1st Admendment rights) but the person who submitted them was a sick assed individual. So, quit your bitching, and post something that you like.

  21. Minespatch on September 16th, 2008 8:43 pm

    My friend SleepdepJoel on Deviantart did this funny comic:http://sleepdepjoel.deviantart.com/art/Kay-Aye-Ess-Ess-Aye-En-Jee-97953711

  22. Blank-Mage on September 16th, 2008 9:52 pm

    Hehe…. Horrible.

  23. Pigeon Army on September 17th, 2008 12:31 am

    Aside from the obvious MS Paint blood, this wins.

    “I bring you pain, the kind you can’t suffer quietly…”

  24. SpiralCocktail on September 17th, 2008 3:34 am

    Oh god, please don’t use the 1st Amendment Rights bullshit on the internet. Not everyone you talk to is an American, nor does the amendment apply to anyone else but your government. It’s to keep your government from abusing you, not for other people to be restricted to.
    My complaints are to keep Shawn in line, to keep from turning this wonderful caption comedy site into just some personal collection of crap pictures. You’ve got me wrong, I love this site as a comedy caption site, and I want it to stay that way. If I wanted to visit a site with a collection of crappy pictures, I’d go visit deviantart.
    Hmm… should I prepare for flames regarding that deviantart comment? Anyways, I’m not going to follow up on comments regarding deviantart, so just hate me silently to yourself.

  25. Animedevildog on September 17th, 2008 11:40 am

    I know that not everyone on the www is from The USA, but those of us that are WILL exercise those rights, and MANY of us DO NOT appreciate those from other countries telling us what to do. (includes what should be allowed to be posted) I get the feeling that even with the pics that you found not to your liking (as well as the pics that I didn’t like) this site’s popularity has not been hurt one bit. This is my last comment on this topic here where as it looks like we are both ready to drop the subject. I think we are now both clear on each others views and positions.
    (BTW, by what right do you have to keep HIM in line when it’s HIS website)
    (Shawn, I ask that if I am wrong in this being your site, then please correct me to that fact. Thank you.)

  26. SpiralCocktail on September 17th, 2008 8:21 pm

    Then let this be the last word then.
    Like I said, 1st Amendment Rights, only used against US government, cannot be exercised against anyone else. So exercise your rights all you want, it’s all bullshit in the end. Not many people like being told what to do, but that doesn’t mean other people will stop doing it.
    Shawn does indeed own this website and can post whatever the hell he wants, but I feel that he has an obligation to fans of the site to keep the original purpose of the site: comedic captions, that’s why I come here. If he doesn’t feel such an obligation, then it’ll turn this site into just another blog site and you can feel assured I’ll be gone.

  27. Lawllercopter327 on September 17th, 2008 9:11 pm

    lol, u guys r gai

  28. Rayza B on September 18th, 2008 3:26 am

    Ur moar gai!

    Funny enuf for sum starz!

  29. Animedevildog on September 18th, 2008 10:10 am

    Since I forsee Shawn doing as he damn well pleases, (as he should) I predict that there will be more of those posts that displease you so much. If your not happy, then please, make good on your threat and leave. I think there will be a big celebration in honor of your leaving. (not in honor of you, just your leaving)

  30. Magikarp on September 19th, 2008 6:32 am

    She’s only wet because of my SPLASH ATTACK!

  31. SpiralCocktail on September 19th, 2008 9:35 am

    I’d actually be honored to have been noticed enough to have such a big celebration. As I said, the more this becomes a blog site, I will indeed leave, no need to make a fuss. I find it funny you consider it a “threat”. I also find it funny that I do not see the Staccato “ad” anymore. I guess he already gave up after that comeback comic.

  32. Magikarp on September 19th, 2008 3:25 pm


    Oh fuck off already will you? Stop fishing for attention because you’re butthurt that Halolz actually produces something funny yet you lack a sense of humour. Let the rest of us enjoy our lolz while you go sit in a corner and cry about how you think the site sucks.

    Jesus christ whatever happened to this thing called “common sense” anymore?

  33. Animedevildog on September 19th, 2008 4:46 pm

    WHY CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG??? (yes, I’m just as guilty)
    Maybe his tampon bled through?

  34. Teradohn on October 19th, 2008 8:38 pm

    … It’s sad because it’s true… ;_; Why can’t they just all learn to share?

  35. cantletudothat on June 3rd, 2009 5:53 am

    mah not the greatest

  36. Chaud on June 25th, 2009 11:10 pm

    i played the green knight!
    gotta love poison

    poisonawesity is my catch phrase

  37. Peterdivine on October 4th, 2010 3:31 am

    What you don't see is the orcs in the background slaughtering each other for exactly the same reason.

  38. ZtheWise on August 28th, 2011 6:30 pm

    why do you have to kill your friend(s) to kiss the princess? This never happens in single player.

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