The only way this could be better is if it was called “MEAT The Sandvich”! Jeez Valve… come on! How could you miss that?

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 20, 2008 · 2:57 PM 
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37 Responses to “[VIDEO] Meet The Sandvich”

  1. Hirofox on August 20th, 2008 1:56 pm

    Whee triple post. And typos!

  2. SpitefulMushroom on August 20th, 2008 3:17 pm

    Nom nom nom.

  3. Fang the Sniper on August 20th, 2008 3:20 pm

    I’m still trying to get it in the game.

    But the best part. “OH MY GOD, HE PUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD”

  4. maclarr on August 20th, 2008 3:24 pm


  5. Allen on August 20th, 2008 3:35 pm

    This is the perfect thing. Great find

  6. Abraham-Ev on August 20th, 2008 3:39 pm

    Disturbing, but funny.

  7. Lekonua on August 20th, 2008 3:43 pm



  8. GRiM on August 20th, 2008 4:43 pm

    i wish i could try this, but my computer is being an asshole and not letting me play anything besides WoW. stupid blue screen of death D:

  9. Miketuu on August 20th, 2008 5:12 pm

    That was awesome, but why is Playstation a tag?

  10. Rodge on August 20th, 2008 5:34 pm

    Gotta love Valve. Love the alternative bit to the Meet The Heavy scene (where he eats a sandvich instead of screaming “CRY SOME MORE!”)

    Please please please nobody start a forced om nom nom meme…

  11. lolhax on August 20th, 2008 5:54 pm

    nom nom nom.

  12. sir_auronDX on August 20th, 2008 6:01 pm


  13. sir_auronDX on August 20th, 2008 6:03 pm

    The screaming scout at the end made it for me

  14. Sir. Suicide on August 20th, 2008 6:24 pm

    Anybody notice the copy right says om nom nom

  15. Chaos Trigger 5 on August 20th, 2008 6:24 pm

    I don’t understand. How can people create these user videos unless they are designers for the game and also, what relation is TF2 to Half-life? I don’t know the plots to either but they seem like completely different games.

  16. Nubnut on August 20th, 2008 6:30 pm

    Both Half Life and Team Fortress are from Valve, both are on the Orange Box etc. etc.

  17. Chaos Trigger 5 on August 20th, 2008 6:42 pm

    That doesn’t answer my question much. Same company got it. Orange Box? A box set with both games at discount price? OK, got that. Still don’t understand how these user videos keep popping up though. They would have to be the actual designers making these not just random gamers.

  18. Hirofox on August 20th, 2008 6:53 pm

    Two words: Gary’s Mod
    Lets you do pretty much anything in TF2/Half-Life/Portal, including animating the characters and recording video sessions straight to your disk.
    That combined with some sweet moviemaking software and you got yourself some machinema gold. :D

  19. Hirofox on August 20th, 2008 6:55 pm

    However, this wasn’t Gary’s Mod I don’t think. This is a joke clip Valva made based on a running gag from the Steam forums, I believe…

  20. luckydog on August 20th, 2008 7:14 pm

    @Chaos Trigger 5
    It’s not a user made video. These video’s are actually made by the company which is why they’re so awesome.

  21. Allen on August 20th, 2008 7:29 pm

    A sandwich? Now thats hilarious. What does it do?

  22. Gneekman on August 20th, 2008 7:35 pm

    Now you know ★

  23. Red on August 20th, 2008 8:11 pm


  24. Pigeon Army on August 20th, 2008 8:16 pm

    The ultimate way to stop your kids getting into the fridge at night -- just leave a sandwich in there and tell them that the Heavy comes at midnight to eat it…

  25. Fang the Sniper on August 20th, 2008 9:54 pm



    I got it in game, and it is funny, Me and this other heavy with a sandvitch got into a battle and we ended up having to punch eachother.

  26. Anonimus on August 21st, 2008 12:13 am

    god… i’m hungry now…

  27. SpiralCocktail on August 21st, 2008 12:28 am

    It’s obviously by the same company that made the game. You just can’t make something like that from the game itself. It’s like those MGS 3 parody clips.

  28. BigT on August 21st, 2008 1:48 am

    Love this video.

    Also, its not user created. Valve made it. People are smart, dur.

  29. Evitron on August 21st, 2008 2:43 am


  30. Paulrus on August 21st, 2008 9:18 am

    TF2 Trailers always make my day.

  31. LordKante on August 21st, 2008 1:01 pm

    You call that breaking my spine? You red team sissies wouldn’t know how to bre…. AAHHHHHHH!!!! MAH SPIIINNNEEEEE!!!!! I lurved this so much. Om nom nom! Sandwich of doom!

  32. Justonian on August 21st, 2008 4:30 pm

    I love this so much. You gotta love Valves twisted sense of humor. “HE PUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD”

  33. Forscyvus on August 21st, 2008 8:08 pm

    It’s the intro movie for the Sandvich, which you can actually eat in-game for 120 HP. So VALVe decided to have some fun with it. I hope this clears the confusion.


  34. Vig on August 22nd, 2008 6:04 am

    @ spiralcocktail

    actually, one could make a video like this using a slew of apps including but not limited to Garry’s Mod and some video capture app. Creating the custom animations would be a bitch though as would faking the voices. Anyway, I love these TF2 themed vids. Engineer one is still my favorite for some damn reason but really want to see the Medic in one. Just hope they make the rest before the end of the year.

    om nom nom.

  35. LaundryMan on August 22nd, 2008 11:10 am

    Dear Vig,
    Stop Motion

  36. GeLaTiNoUs on August 22nd, 2008 6:55 pm

    At 0:37, is it me or do you hear a girl?
    Between this and the flower purse on the pyro’s spot on the locker room coat hanger thing at spawns, I think it’s a safe bet that the pyro is really a girl…

    I guess we’ll see at the “meet the pyro” thing eh?

  37. Myrmidont on August 25th, 2008 4:57 am

    @Gelatinous: Yeah, because you hear the Pyro at all, right? No.

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