Scott showed me this one… perfect for all you D&D fans out there!
Edit: Larger version now available! Still hard to read though…
Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 19, 2008 · 7:28 PM |
Categories: PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 41 Comments |
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@Caelun:
The Spy (Neutral Evil) is saying "Gentlemen" (or it could be Gentleman, but more likely the former).
Yeah, I'd switch the Spy and the Solider. The Spy plays by (his own) rules, but the Solider doesn't much worry about who he's blowing up.
I also take issue with the Scout being "good" in any way. Scouts are evil. Pure, pure evil. Grrrrrrrrrrrr…
Seen this before but it’s hilarious nonetheless.
Some of them are a little hard to read, but still funny!
Oh, D&D? No wonder I don’t get it….
What the hell is the engineer trying to say???
I agree with Vextoz, is there a better pic out there?
o_O Great references, but I don’t how it has to do with D&D..
4/5
@ vextoz
“I built that~!”
Funny, they just removed four of those alignments. Spoiler alert, there’s a 4th edition now.
What is the Spy saying? I can’t even make out if there are even words there in the first place.
oh my god so; much epic, sincere, full hearted, over the top, legendary, inconceivable win
I think the spy should be lawful evil. Funny poster though.
The Heavy sounds like Minsc from the Baldur’s Gate series. He needs a hamster though. And Minsc was Chaotic Good. 5/5 though.
You cannot try and understand the complex psychological alignments of Team Fortress 2. It is impossible. IT WILL BREAK YOUR MIND.
It’s nice to see people trying, though. 4/5.
I want to reiterate for those who missed me the first time. In D&D, four of those alignments stopped existing. There is only Lawful Good, Good, Unaligned, Evil, and Chaotic Evil. CG, LN, CN, and LE all got axed bot WotC for some arbitrary reason that I don’t really get or honestly agree with.
@burnoutspartan
This is the alignment tree from 3.5, moron. Hence the D&D category. sheesh.
@Yamez
I want you to know first hand that what you’ve said is among some of the nerdiest things i’ve heard.
I’m offense dude, but reading that quote made me think of stereotypical image of a D&D player/Nerd.
EDIT:
“No” offense is what I meant. Glurg, need sleep.
@ Dan
Who cares if those alignments were axed in 4th, you don’t have to play 4th if you don’t want to, hell i still prefer 2nd over all of them.
Also the reason the soldier is Lawful evil is because he is under orders from a superior. the spy is more like the thief class and works alone.
GOOD Lolz Though.
The text is too fucking small.
I can’t see it.
You’re offense? I play center.
Next joke.
@Dan
WHAT?!?! They removed four alignments in 4th ed? Grrrr….
Would probably be very funny if you could read the tiny text.
4th is supposed to be “newbie” friendly. They took out a lot of the more complex shite and made other things easier to comprehend. Good for new D&Ders, bad for experienced ones. Your experience is no longer “over 9000”. Sorry…
wow, just wow. very nice
I just noticed.
All but two of the classes have 5-o’clock shadow.
@ LaundryMan
I’m almost CERTAIN the pyro has 5-o’clock shadow under his mask…
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@ telemummy
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Apparently TF2 hasn’t made the switch to D&D 4…. :p
I love the Pyro’s line.
Well…in the original D&D back in the day, there were only three alignments: Lawful, Neutral and Chaotic. It was AD&D that had the nine alignments. So, it comes to no shock to me that 4th edition D&D has only four. The pic is great, though. But, I don’t know a thing about Team Fortress.
BONK
I laugh every time I see the heavy's big shit eatin' grin
This needs to be a poster.
Heheh… excellent.
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