Spore Sex

So the Spore Creature Creator is out there now… and of course people are doing horrible, HORRIBLE things with it. For example take this picture… I guess maybe it’s not too horrifying… until you remember that this is ONE creature! Also keep in mind that poop comes out of one of those holes… >____>

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 19, 2008 · 2:28 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (127 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Bad Ideas, Disturbing, Electronic Arts, Maxis, No Caption Needed, PC, Spore, The Great Outdoors, Too Much Free Time

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34 Responses to “Spore Sex”

  1. Random Man on June 19th, 2008 2:32 pm

    Wow… just wow…

  2. technoskull on June 19th, 2008 2:46 pm

    didnt someone somewhere make a “Penis” creature mod or something like that?

  3. dudemanawesome on June 19th, 2008 2:57 pm

    Finish Her!

  4. S on June 19th, 2008 3:01 pm

    oh lordy… O_o

  5. Hamstadini on June 19th, 2008 3:05 pm

    You mean “finish him.”

    The title for that animal was homosexualis or gaylord… Or something appropriately perverse, I can’t remember.

  6. Pauld'Arbonne on June 19th, 2008 3:08 pm


  7. Sol Shadow on June 19th, 2008 3:14 pm

    XD EPIC FREAKIN WIN XDDD at first i saw the pic and was like thats not so bad…thats life but then i read it was one creature and died laughing lol hehe gaylord XD

  8. Ab-Noxious on June 19th, 2008 3:20 pm

    what the hell… 5/5.

  9. Paulrus on June 19th, 2008 3:49 pm

    I want to see that species thrive in the final version….

  10. ben o'donald on June 19th, 2008 4:09 pm

    id like someone post a vid of that creature walking, eating, fighting, or mat………. never mind

  11. Lekonua on June 19th, 2008 4:43 pm

    Thanks for erasing any doubts I had about getting this game.

  12. Orion Fury on June 19th, 2008 5:10 pm

    Just wow…

  13. Kuromatsu on June 19th, 2008 5:24 pm

    I didn’t think it was too bad, until I figured out it was one creature. Christ, what has science wrought?

  14. Red on June 19th, 2008 5:32 pm

    So a while back I was like “Wow, a game about evolution and the Christians aren’t pissed? This might slip past their radar.”
    HOW WRONG I WAS. 5/5 for pissing someone off, which I’m sure this will.

  15. Valenti on June 19th, 2008 5:32 pm

    Oh dear… hahaha.
    That’s amazing, really.

  16. Saiden on June 19th, 2008 6:34 pm

    Me says: <8( (

  17. BLasthelmet on June 19th, 2008 6:35 pm


  18. Pigeon Army on June 19th, 2008 6:46 pm

    My innocence…my innocence…

  19. IvanaBAnonymous on June 19th, 2008 6:58 pm

    do not want!!!!

  20. killercartoons on June 19th, 2008 7:21 pm

    what? thats just one messed up creature, now im really curious about this game and how it works, i mean, how the heck do you…. make…. that? it? them?
    i dont care if youre christain or jewish or atheist or whatever, thats just messed up!

  21. Evitron on June 19th, 2008 7:36 pm


  22. Burnt Eyes on June 19th, 2008 7:46 pm

    Yeah, I’m Christian…and I find that bloody hilarious! Definately one for the ‘too much free time’ bin.

    Also, @Red: There have been other games about evolution. We’ll live.

  23. burnoutspartan on June 19th, 2008 8:04 pm

    BOW-CHICKA-BOW-WOW!!!!……….wait a minute…….whats wrong here?….Oh………OH!……..oh……

  24. FrEEz on June 19th, 2008 9:46 pm

    Heh, i wanted to draw a comic about this, before the creature creator got released, on how once it gets released the world will be flooded with penis and buttsecks creatures >_>. Good thing though, i *think* you can choose to ‘ban’ a certain creature from your game, so that when you play the real thing, you don’t get attacked by penis creatures or whatever.
    Anyhow, i’ll rate this 4/5, since it’s overdone (go to the sporepedia and see what unholy abominations people have created).
    Yeah, and i made a buttsecks creature myself, but it was completely accidental :<, i swear: http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=2j41yds&s=3

  25. FrEEz on June 19th, 2008 10:02 pm

    @ killercartoons

    DL the free creature creator. With the full one, you can practically make pokemon. Seriously look at this: http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=srch-Pokemon

    I bet you can find all kinds of hell in the sporepedia. I would stay on it for about 30 mins or so looking at how wrong the world would be if we had creatures like them in the world, but the sporepedia is a bit laggy with me (crap internet FTW)!

  26. Gehraz on June 19th, 2008 10:58 pm


  27. Jackman on June 20th, 2008 12:40 am

    talk about a beast with 2 backs lol

  28. Setsuna Setsunai on June 20th, 2008 1:07 am

    This is a waste of talent. I mean, really, this guy could have made at least a threesome creature. I yawn the the general direction of this softcore.

  29. BLasthelmet on June 20th, 2008 1:50 am

    youknow im surprised you dont know about the goatse monster someone made rel="nofollow">

  30. Red on June 20th, 2008 8:01 am

    No, no, killercartoons, I was just talking about how people often get in a fuss over video games, and Christians hate evolution (I am Catholic but I believe in that shit) so I was surprised when there wasn't a clusterfuck to be the first group to say this game was evil.

  31. Haywire on June 20th, 2008 10:51 am


  32. Dionalysis on April 22nd, 2009 10:26 am

    just wow…
    *falls backward*

  33. Miketuu on February 23rd, 2010 9:53 pm


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