Falcon Ki- O SHI-

Hmm… I think Kbman has made a severe tactical error!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 7, 2008 · 10:26 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (135 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)
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Bad Ideas, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, Things Are Heating Up, Wii

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35 Responses to “Falcon Ki- O SHI-”

  1. Captain Obvious on May 7th, 2008 11:22 am

    I immediatly regret this decision!

  2. FrEEz on May 7th, 2008 11:27 am

    Hehe, awesome, 5/5

  3. killercartoons on May 7th, 2008 11:35 am

    “I Regret Nothing!!!!”

  4. Soup on May 7th, 2008 12:05 pm


  5. Matt on May 7th, 2008 12:06 pm

    Nice… don’t approve of teh font though…

  6. Pauld'Arbonne on May 7th, 2008 1:16 pm

    I both love and hate that fire box. Never there when ya need it and always there when ya least expect it.

  7. sir_auronDX on May 7th, 2008 1:32 pm

    ah yes…..excellent…5/5

  8. Tonuchi on May 7th, 2008 1:57 pm

    I completely agree with you Pauld’Arbonne. Or it always appears when i have a character with fire techniques, wish a few move things could set it off…

  9. Kevin J. on May 7th, 2008 2:05 pm

    And it was at that moment, Captain Falcon realized he made a grave error…

    Yeah, I remember my first time playing brawl my friends were saying "Olimar sucks dude, don't play as him." As of now, he's my 2nd best character :P

  10. Matt on May 7th, 2008 3:23 pm

    I love it because it allows luigi’s fireball attack to have some use.

  11. Hashmeer on May 7th, 2008 3:27 pm

    If you can read the pale font, it is pretty rich.

  12. Random Man on May 7th, 2008 4:44 pm

    Had this happen to me a couple times… well look at the bright side, kirby’s a goner

  13. dudemanawesome on May 7th, 2008 5:30 pm

    a very very bright side… would be blinding if wario was there…or captian olimar >=(

  14. Marzen on May 7th, 2008 7:01 pm

    Falcon Fail!

    Waddaya mean “bright side”? … Kirby kicks ass by people skilled enough to use em. Guess you just aren’t skilled enough. Same goes for Captain Olimar. Hes just harder to use.

  15. david2222121 on May 7th, 2008 7:50 pm

    Ugh. Font makes eyes hurt. Other than that, this is one of the best “Falcon…!” pics I’ve seen.

  16. Matt on May 7th, 2008 8:34 pm

    Add a stroke (outline)
    Stroke’s make everything look better.

  17. PainGain on May 7th, 2008 8:39 pm

    Pretty good. Bold the font, larger font size, change the color to contrast the background and it would’ve been great.

  18. Burnt Eyes on May 7th, 2008 9:00 pm

    O shi-understatement of the century.

  19. Jake on May 7th, 2008 9:54 pm

    I know it’s a little random, but I played a match once were my buddy was Super Wario and farted himself too high and died. We couldn’t stop laughing.

  20. Jake on May 7th, 2008 9:55 pm

    BTW, good picture, it’s happened to me before (Hashmeer up there got a cheap Falco-Punch as I was transforming). Font’s a little illegible.

  21. Pickle on May 7th, 2008 9:57 pm

    Falcon Punch it for Massive Damage!

  22. Ryumaru on May 7th, 2008 9:58 pm

    I know, stuff like that can happen, Jake. My younger bros keep walking into Bob-ombs and Motion-Sensor Bombs. It’s funny.

  23. smashpro1 on May 7th, 2008 11:50 pm

    @Kevin J., He is one of the higher tiered characters, hard to use, but he is nigh unstoppable when you master him. I am the same way with Diddy Kong. People make fun of me for using him, and then I do the side-B move to face rape them

  24. Random Man on May 8th, 2008 12:19 am


    I was saying that it’s a bright side because falcon is taking kirby with him, I like kirby and can kick butt with him, don’t judge me D<

  25. Blank-Mage on May 8th, 2008 2:04 am

    I tried to make Sonic my new primary character, but I always end up being Falco again. Damn, but that landmaster sucks.

  26. Jake on May 8th, 2008 7:22 am

    It was just hillarious, because it was his last life in a stamina match and we were on Electroplankton, he just superfarted off the screen and died.

  27. miketuu on May 8th, 2008 7:36 am

    I always bomb it as toon link

  28. Hashmeer on May 8th, 2008 3:37 pm

    @ Jake
    Okay, first off, I didn’t Falcoun Paaanch you, I down-smashed you with Pikachu. Second, the Electroplankton map is called “Hanenbow”.

  29. Hashmeer on May 8th, 2008 3:37 pm

    also @ Jake
    Oh yeah, and it was a Stock match, not Stamina. Stock has lives, Stamina has Hit Points.

  30. Jake on May 8th, 2008 5:07 pm

    Looks like someone has too much (clap clap) time on their hands

  31. Blaze on May 8th, 2008 7:58 pm

    I like it. It even rhymes, when you think about it :D

  32. Kbman on May 8th, 2008 8:57 pm

    Alright, the suggestiuons so far:
    -Add stroke
    -Make text bigger
    -Choose better color
    Thanks for the tips!
    Also, you can’t see it, but I ended up winning the game this happened in because of this.
    (C. Falcon, Kirby, and I (as the Ice Climbers) were all on our last lives. C.Falcon did the kick into the box, and they both flew away.)

  33. Hashmeer on May 9th, 2008 8:51 am

    @ Jake
    If that’s about me, I was sitting in a car near a Wi-Fi node, and I got bored.

  34. Chris on July 6th, 2008 5:07 pm

    I can say I did something similar, but with a totally different result. I Falcon Punched the Explosive Crate as well as the intended Lucario target, while the punch itself knocked out the target. I had a low Damage Percentage AND a Metal Box, and this I barely flinched.

    @ Jake: Yeah, I had my fair share of Warioman Mishaps, like shoulder tackling off of Green Hill.

  35. munkyface710 on April 23rd, 2009 1:28 pm

    This is considerably funnier to me since I myself have Falcon Kicked a blast box on Shadow Moses Island. Oddly enough, I was even fighting Kirby…

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