You Drink, You Drive, You Lose

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 6, 2008 · 3:52 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (183 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)
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Bad Ideas, Bungie, Halo, Health & Fitness, Microsoft, Moving Violations, Smashy Smashy, Tips & Tricks, Xbox 360

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25 Responses to “You Drink, You Drive, You Lose”

  1. Chippy on April 6th, 2008 11:51 am


  2. mib on April 6th, 2008 4:19 pm


  3. Boreas on April 6th, 2008 4:40 pm

    lulz win!!!!11111

  4. NovaMan XP on April 6th, 2008 5:02 pm

    I love it.

  5. MushroomBoy on April 6th, 2008 6:31 pm

    friggun’awesome. ohmigawd. xD

  6. Seb on April 6th, 2008 6:57 pm

    you know… this would probably work better than any commercial…

  7. Kevin J. on April 6th, 2008 7:05 pm

    lol, win :D

  8. Captain Obvious on April 6th, 2008 7:17 pm

    Psh, I do that when I’m sober

  9. Burnt Eyes on April 6th, 2008 7:34 pm

    And here I thought the faceplant was traditionally done into the ground.

  10. Personae Non Gratae on April 6th, 2008 7:51 pm

    Epic Win!

  11. Shew on April 6th, 2008 7:57 pm

    Win. Funny… I’m trying to do the same right now sitting down in my chair…

  12. rikumelenium on April 6th, 2008 10:09 pm

    reminds me of the second and last panel of this comic:
    although its more like, “you noob, you drive, you teamkill”

  13. Vex on April 6th, 2008 10:43 pm

    Man, if only they made educational videos in Halo. That would be awesome.

  14. Red on April 6th, 2008 10:50 pm

    Yeah Vex, they could use the Flood as a metaphor for STDs.
    Which I guess makes the MJOLNIR condoms… I guess…

    Does that make Halo a v- nevermind.

  15. dudemanawesome on April 7th, 2008 2:50 am

    prepare for something unawesome- Bulling problems and sexism educational videos…in Halo?

    yes, with one exeption… Cortana’s chip =D

    wait…reverse penetration?

  16. Gold Leader on April 7th, 2008 4:13 am

    cause remember kids..

    In Real Life, there is no respawn times

    don’t drink and drive.

  17. Ryumaru on April 7th, 2008 10:03 am

    Okay, who says we turn this into a poster and sell it to anti-underage drinking campaigns? More effective, maybe?

  18. killercartoons on April 7th, 2008 1:07 pm

    @Ryumaru, that would prob work a lot better, no doubt

    @Gold Leader, what do you mean there are no respawn points in RL!?

  19. Mike on April 7th, 2008 2:52 pm

    I made this… and I am all for the educational purposes of halo after reading some of these ideas

    once my xbox gets back from being repaired after being red ringed (still waiting for UPS right now this second) I will see about coming up with more service announcement ideas :-D

  20. Red on April 7th, 2008 4:49 pm

    Oh, I got one.
    Friends don’t let friends TK.

  21. Mike on April 8th, 2008 10:17 am

    IM going to try "sniping , my anti-drug"

  22. LordKante on April 9th, 2008 11:21 am

    There are real spawn points in life… thar called bajainaz…

  23. Dusty on April 9th, 2008 11:27 am

    sonme how that looks so ….. like i have seen it….:3

  24. Gehraz on April 9th, 2008 9:43 pm

    FPS Doug says there are no respawn points in this so called “RL”

    Watch the video again if you think im lying >_>

  25. KiKadet on April 14th, 2008 12:12 pm

    Lost the game.

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