Huh, I guess it wouldn’t be a real Final Fantasy VII game if the hero didn’t have a ludicrously long sword!
Hey did you know this joke is also available in shirt form?

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 26, 2008 · 4:01 PM 
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Cock Joke, Final Fantasy, PSP, Square Enix

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  1. The Silent One on March 26th, 2008 3:11 pm


  2. killercartoons on March 26th, 2008 4:15 pm

    longest sword contest anyone?

  3. rikumelenium on March 26th, 2008 6:00 pm

    zack enters longest sword contest.
    cloud enters longest sword contest.
    sephiroth enters longest sword contest.
    sephiroth wins by default.
    ^the result of killercartoons’s idea

  4. Burnt Eyes on March 26th, 2008 6:17 pm

    Ev’ryboddy thinkin it…

  5. Rawrzorz on March 26th, 2008 7:02 pm

    Sephiroth doesn’t get to enter the contest. D:

  6. frankmarlowe on March 26th, 2008 7:36 pm


  7. MushroomBoy on March 26th, 2008 8:20 pm

    if this was already on a shirt, why are we putting it here and acting like it’s amazing……..

  8. Shawn Handyside on March 26th, 2008 9:17 pm

    Eh, I just did it because Crisis Core is out… and I always loved that shirt Matt did. And seriously… does Zack really need a sword bigger than Cloud’s?

  9. MushroomBoy on March 26th, 2008 11:56 pm

    NO ONE needs a sword bigger then clouds. xD

  10. CaptainObvious on March 27th, 2008 6:16 am

    Hate to play Captain Obvious… but Cloud and Zack use the same sword… *facepalm*

  11. Dr-Pie on March 27th, 2008 6:47 am

    Captain is right, Zack gave the sword to Cloud, it’s the same one.

  12. POW3RUP on March 27th, 2008 8:40 am

    i lol’d

  13. Shawn Handyside on March 27th, 2008 8:55 am

    Really? I thought the sword in that pic had a point… well I admit I am no expert on Crisis Core!

  14. moobs on March 27th, 2008 9:21 am

    *facepalm* *desk* *desk* desu desu desu desu desu

  15. S on March 27th, 2008 2:22 pm


  16. The Silent One on March 31st, 2008 1:40 pm

    That’s not the same sword Cloud has. Zack gets the Buster Sword sometime during Crisis Core and dies at the end after giving it to Cloud. The sword in this pic is not the Buster Sword but probably a sword you either start with, or find.

  17. MrHappyMints on April 20th, 2008 6:12 pm

    I don’t even play FF at all and I can you that isn’t the Buster Sword. Just a starter sword or something found on the ground previously stated.

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