Did Holysnuts get shot… or did he just faint? Hope he didn’t wet himself!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 25, 2008 · 5:11 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (122 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)
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Awkward Moments, Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Xbox 360

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46 Responses to “GAYEST DEATH EVER”

  1. mib on March 25th, 2008 6:08 pm


  2. Xiupan on March 25th, 2008 6:20 pm


  3. killercartoons on March 25th, 2008 6:30 pm

    maybe the heat got to him….
    ….on snowbound?

  4. GermaineTrain on March 25th, 2008 6:49 pm

    Gheyest deth evr??

  5. GermaineTrain on March 25th, 2008 6:50 pm

    Nah. its just shittymapitis

  6. Bannanafacemankey on March 25th, 2008 7:11 pm


  7. mib on March 25th, 2008 9:45 pm

    snowbound ftw

  8. SonicXV on March 25th, 2008 10:03 pm

    Blame lack of weather distinction because of lack of weather!

  9. rikumelenium on March 25th, 2008 11:14 pm

    no the gayest death ever is being killed by a freakin normal headcrab in half life 2 >.>
    i have never died by a headcrab yet :D

  10. SPAZTICK WOLF on March 26th, 2008 9:36 am

    no the guy whose dying looks gay

  11. SpartanTooTall on March 26th, 2008 10:01 am

    Unfortunately it has been labeled wrong. I was the one beating down the guy and my Friend (gamertag: holysnuts) is the gay death. Dont really wanna the gayest death ever, thats holysnuts job.

  12. Wells on March 26th, 2008 10:30 am

    What’s suppose to be gay? Does the word gay suppose mean something else nowdays?

  13. Personae Non Gratae on March 26th, 2008 10:44 am


  14. POW3RUP on March 26th, 2008 10:49 am

    He’s like “nuuuuuz!!!”

  15. CJ on March 26th, 2008 12:35 pm

    Well, if he did faint, all we need is a Revive… oops, wrong game!

  16. Dan on March 26th, 2008 12:56 pm

    Halo players must be the most homophobic group in America next to evangelical Christians. That’s the only explanation I can think of for pics like this. It’s not even funny.

    I want to make it clear that I think that nothing is off limits for comedy, but that’s the thing isn’t it? This isn’t funny so it doesn’t get a social excuse. It’s just just a space marine falling over and a claim that fainting has something to do with homosexuality.

    What I’m mostly upset at is that any pic having anything to do with halo gets an automatic 4 stars. We aren’t rating the game here, people. We’re rating the pic, and it’s just miserable not to mention offensive.

  17. CaptainBaconMan on March 26th, 2008 3:15 pm

    Get some life. Your argument is rendered null by you stating that this picture not being funny is a fact. Here is an example of what is fact and opinion so people like you can understand.
    Fact: The empire stat building is approximately 1250 ft tall.
    Opinion: The empire state building is not very fun to jump off of.
    You entire argument just makes you look stupid, I find this picture petty funny. I have gay friends, so what? Everyone gets made fun of. I’m a ginger, my friends tell me I have no soul. I find that pretty funny to. Shut your mouth Dan, unless you have something less ignorant to say.

    As for the fainting, let me explain to you some history here. Do you know why we call homosexuals fags? Because it was a sexist term for women back in the early 1900s. Seeing as that man is faining exactly like a women would in the early 1900s, we reserve the right to call him fag, which is now a synonym for gay.

  18. Dan on March 26th, 2008 3:54 pm

    @CaptainBaconMan -- Since you’re so big into saying things without checking your facts, consider this one. The reason we call gays ‘fags’ is because because the punishment for homosexuality used to be being burned alive. To call someone a fag is essentially saying that they should die in a fire.
    I’ll give that feinting is a decidedly non-masculine thing to do, but I don’t think the caption here needed to say “Gayest.” It really meant “worst” or “lamest,” and I feel there are a lot of people that don’t understand the difference there. Even if you believe that everything gay is inherently bad, the reverse is not true. What is pictured is a bad death, not a gay one. I don’t feel that offensive language adds any comedy here.

  19. rikumelenium on March 26th, 2008 5:53 pm

    intarnet flame wars, we gots dem at

  20. GermaineTrain on March 26th, 2008 6:48 pm

    Flaming aint cool guys. first flaming is bad. second, all those word are an eyesore.

  21. SpartanTooTall on March 27th, 2008 4:24 am

    Anyone else notice there is a lol cat watching over the fight in the bottom right hand corner? ‘Finish Him’!! Its the highest rendered Mortal Kombat game ever created.

  22. Leno on March 27th, 2008 11:23 am

    fight moar pl0x. its fun reading :3

  23. Personae Non Gratae on March 27th, 2008 12:47 pm

    XD That’s very observant!

  24. S on March 27th, 2008 2:24 pm


  25. killercartoons on March 27th, 2008 2:36 pm

    mayb he fainted at the sight of the giant lolzcat?

  26. Dan on March 27th, 2008 3:05 pm

    I hadn’t noticed the shadow in the corner. I guess I’d be scared of a cat the size of a Warthog too. Maybe it’s a Puma!

  27. SpartanTooTall on March 28th, 2008 7:15 am

    No, its a Chupa-Thingy.

  28. Shawn Handyside on March 29th, 2008 6:06 pm

    Well I finally updated the description for ya! Hope that helps.

  29. Sye216 on March 30th, 2008 10:24 pm


    For the love of god, you two. It’s a fucking picture. Not only are text wall flame wars unnecessary, they also make you both look like retards.

    Dan, toughen up. I’m bisexual and I still laugh at ghey jokes, not whine like a butthurt moron who can’t take a joke. Seriously. It’s a pic.

    CaptainBaconMan, I see where your argument is going, but in these situations, arguing back will just make the butthurt one whine more and possibly make yourself look stupid. Also, to some point, Dan is right. “Fag” and “Faggot” have roots in burning things, which is why in England, the word “fag” means cigarette.

    Also, the pic made me lol.

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  31. Lulzord on April 7th, 2008 8:12 pm

    damn space pirtates ;D

  32. Myrmidont on April 7th, 2008 8:57 pm

    “text wall flame wars”

    Haha, you call that a wall? Learn to read for more than three seconds, please.

  33. Ninja on April 8th, 2008 3:31 am

    Everyone from every variety of humanity sucks!

    Oh no! Flame war ON!

    Just don’t mention the Nazis.

  34. Kevin D. on April 8th, 2008 9:14 am

    Ninja is like Hitler.

    Godwin’s Law is supreme!

  35. SteampunkWench's Ghost on April 8th, 2008 3:49 pm

    I saw the pic and just had to see teh warZ! But come on guys, it is just a picture! I could show this to gay friends and they’d laugh! They have a sense of humour!

    Mind you you cant take two steps today without giving SOMEONE butthurt

  36. lil_LeLuen v2 on April 9th, 2008 8:57 pm


    Where in the picture does it say they mean Gay as in a bad word ? In theatre and drama, men would faint like that to make it more dramatic, often (READ: not always) men in theatre were gay.

    Why did you say anything about “fags” ?
    Nowhere in the picture or in Dan’s post it said anything like that… ?

    Anyway… i’m going to bed, see ya

  37. hotcath0de on June 7th, 2008 9:47 am

    OMG, this is serious butthurt nowadays.
    First off, take a freaking chill-pill. Seriously, it’s a freaking joke. Secondly, gay people would look at this and laugh. This isn’t a ‘gay’ as in homosexual. This is the more modern use of the term where ‘gay’ means ‘lame’ or ‘stupid’. Have you also ever heard of the term ‘lolz’ or ‘funny’? Seriously man, calm the feck down.
    LOLOLOLOLOLOL activate flame power! +150% damage against newbies and wankers for at least 100 years. Recharge time: over 9000 seconds.

  38. Da Noob on June 7th, 2008 10:01 am

    gayitis got to him… it killed him

  39. Late to the war. on September 12th, 2008 12:15 am

    Nope, I am pretty sure the gay here means Homosexual. As in “only a queer would die like that.”

  40. SuperLOL on September 16th, 2008 11:38 am

    LOL! I get kicks out of this every time I see it.

    And, I may be late, but if we wish to get techinical…

    How do we not know that it is the happiest death ever? Seeing as the original definition of gay is happy. Maybe he was happy he got a giant kitty for Christmas? Who knows.

    DISCLAIMER: I realize this sucks, but I’m the kind who likes making painful terrible jokes. It is a sick fetish of mine.

    Note: Sorry for the bad joke. Again, I couldn’t resist.

    And for those who are butthurt, I’ll make sure I find a more offensive gay joke to make, just to submit here.

  41. Anti-Lolz on September 16th, 2008 4:30 pm

    Your joke stinks like poop. It’s poop. ^_^

  42. Anon_Must_Deliver on March 13th, 2009 1:46 am

    Anti-Lolz, don't talk about yourself like that, iz bad for your self esteem! we wouldn't want you to end up jumping off a cliff or anything now… *cough cough sarcasm cough*

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