When CWmaggie09 doesn’t know which attack to use next, he looks deep into his heart and asks himself… what would Jesus do?

In this situation CWmaggie09 thinks he’d use Hyper Beam!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 6, 2007 · 1:24 AM 
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Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Pokémon, Spiritual Enlightenment

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21 Responses to “WWJD?”

  1. Kyle on November 6th, 2007 1:58 am

    But at that level the best attack jesus could do would be ‘bread-to-wine’ attack.

  2. Raiden_Zer0 on November 6th, 2007 4:00 am

    I’m a preacher’s son..and I fully endorse this as being freakin hilarious.

  3. D on November 6th, 2007 5:31 am

    And now I will go name all my pokemon Jesus to replicate this hysterical moment.

  4. Myrmidont on November 6th, 2007 8:27 am


  5. Boreas on November 6th, 2007 3:43 pm

    Jesus! Use CRIPPLE HEAL!

    Jesus is the only person ever to h4x the world…

  6. Nick on November 6th, 2007 4:15 pm

    The best part is that if he faints, he’ll be resurrected in 3 turns.

  7. Platinum on November 6th, 2007 5:31 pm

    Lol. Weak against cross…poison.

  8. Dan on November 7th, 2007 8:11 am

    Do you have enough characters to name one Brian Boitano? One thing Brian Boitano has that Jesus doesn’t is a song. And magical fire breath.

  9. BulletproofMoon on November 8th, 2007 3:05 pm

    No, not Jesus, use Moses!

    Moses owns the water types!

  10. Ryan on November 8th, 2007 5:34 pm

    ^That WOULD make sense… is Poochyena was a water type…^

  11. fr0z3nm0nk3y on November 9th, 2007 1:27 am

    Tyler Durdan > Jesus xD

  12. DarkQueenAngel9 on November 14th, 2007 5:19 pm

    The Sunday School version of Pokemon.

  13. Toast Machine on November 14th, 2007 8:06 pm

    Your JESUS evolved into…

    MEL GIBSON! Mellllgibbbsongibssson!

    JESUS is trying to learn ALIENATE CONCEPT, but JESUS already knows four moves. Should JESUS forget a move?

    JESUS did not learn ALIENATE CONCEPT.

  14. Twentay on November 14th, 2007 11:01 pm

    @ Dan

    not enough for whole name
    but I did put down B. Boitano on one of them.

    Soon as the battle started, I started singing the song in my head.

  15. LordKante on November 25th, 2007 1:06 pm

    What I still don’t get about pokemon is that you can use a fish pokemon and use it anywhere… like in the middle of a freakin’ cave with no water whatsoever.

  16. fr0z3nm0nk3y on January 13th, 2008 7:15 pm

    it’s a game dude get over it.

    anyways i prefer the mudkipz one better x)

  17. Eight-Ball on May 17th, 2008 10:31 pm

    If I were that pokemon i would bag poochvena lol stuns em for 2 turns while they recover

  18. Leafninja91 on March 7th, 2009 11:15 pm


  19. DannyBoy on August 24th, 2009 10:27 pm

    With the release of D/P/Pt, I have a better version:

    Jesus used Judgement

  20. Gizmo III on September 25th, 2009 12:45 pm


  21. Vabolo on October 24th, 2009 10:10 pm

    JUDAS used SUCKER PUNCH! It's super effective!

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