HALOLZ http://www.halolz.com Your premiere source for humorous video game screen captions! Wed, 15 May 2013 11:59:11 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Who Needs HM’s? http://www.halolz.com/2013/05/15/who-needs-hms/ http://www.halolz.com/2013/05/15/who-needs-hms/#comments Wed, 15 May 2013 11:59:11 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=13531 Who Needs HM's?

What are those little trees made out of anyway? Something so tough you need to use specifically designed software to teach your team to cut it down!
By Epifex

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I was wondering why Elizabeth seemed like such an easy NPC to escort… turns out she was escorting your dumb ass around the entire time!
By machinima [via Destructoid]

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Well, THAT escalated quickly.
By SpaceMonkeyAttack

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Worth His Salt

Would you kindly let me use the restroom?
An As You’re Up strip by Chris Spain

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Guys, we’re doing another stream on Saturday, and it’s going to be fun. We’ve got Portal 2 with the Razer Hydra motion controller, Monaco, Anarchy Reigns, Chivalry, FishPoop2 (CoDBlOps2), and more. We’re doing it to raise awareness of MiniFlippingTable.com (only 6 days left!), and we’re pairing it with a raffle!

We’ll be giving away copies of Awesomenauts, Shank 2, Deus Ex Human Revolution, Mass Effect 2, Toy Soldiers, The Maw, and more! We’ve also got some super rad physical items to give away thanks to our buddies/life partners at Level Up Studios including Spiritual Stone Necklaces, Coexist Bumper Stickers, Blindbox Turret Toys, and more!

So on Saturday, join us live at twitch.tv/theBancast for some fun streams, and get your raffle tickets by throwing $5 at the MiniFlippingTable.com “The Raffle” perk. Tickets are on sale until 11:30pm Eastern on May 4th, so get ‘em while you can.

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Psy and Dave have done it again, a thing!

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Click here to zoom!

Need a dispenser riiiiight here!
By AlphaBoner

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I’ve never wanted a custom skin to be real so bad. Well except for Manmo of course!
By RageStarStudio

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Are you ready for the SLAM JAM?
By thatscoutisaspy, submitted by Andy Kluthe

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You don’t know me!
But yes… yes I do.

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