HALOLZ » Systems http://www.halolz.com Your premiere source for humorous video game screen captions! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:51:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 [VIDEO] Trigger Finger http://www.halolz.com/2012/02/09/video-trigger-finger/ http://www.halolz.com/2012/02/09/video-trigger-finger/#comments Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:51:01 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11606

Gunhands? It seemed like a good idea at the time…
By , based on a comic by Shadow Draygon , submitted by Omnomynous

]]> http://www.halolz.com/2012/02/09/video-trigger-finger/feed/ 59 [MERCH] “I Want You Inside Me” Mens & Ladies T-Shirt http://www.halolz.com/2012/02/09/merch-i-want-you-inside-me-mens-ladies-t-shirt/ http://www.halolz.com/2012/02/09/merch-i-want-you-inside-me-mens-ladies-t-shirt/#comments Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:37:40 +0000 Shawn Handyside http://www.halolz.com/?p=11601 I Want You Inside Me Kirby's Adventure T-Shirt

It’s almost Valentine’s Day! And you know what that means! New product time!

Okay, I admit there isn’t really much of a correlation there, however it does not change the fact that one of our classic Halolz t-shirt designs is back with some all new art by resident Halolz lurker Sadface!

Pick one up today at Level Up Studios and give it to your sweetheart! She totally won’t be offended!

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Aluminum bats? Don’t make me laugh, everyone knows the pros have Deadwood.
[via Dead Rising's Facebook Fan Page]

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May as well get your weekly dose of Pony’s out of the way early!
For reference, Daring Do is the new Indiana Jones of MLP…
Artist unknown

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Towers of hats on motorcycles?
By [via LittleKuriboh]

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L.A. Noire… the most realistic shoving simulator of our time.
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Two dollars! HIGHWAY ROBBERY! Of course the game itself is free, so I guess two dollars for an overpowered team of dark elves is somewhat reasonable. Sidenote: Hero Academy is pretty fun if you have one of them there fancy iPhones and want to challenge me my username is “StacMaster-S”
By Dorkly

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Take the following scene from The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, swap out Groose, ???, profit!
I love it when a meme comes together!

Mann Co. overnight delivery!
By , submitted by Caelun_Niveus

The Legend of Scout: Skyward Heavy
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The Legend of Ace Attorney: Skyward Turnabout
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The Legend of Falcon – Skyward Punch
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The Legend of Morshu: Mid-Air Shopkeeper
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The Legend of Coward: Skyward Beware
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I’m surprised Link even saw this guy coming…
By

The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Dinner
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And one good punch deserves another!
By

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As the creator Elastic_Panda points out in his original title… at least Magikarp evolves!

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He’s finally got his own quest… but it seems like a WILD GROOSE CHASE to me!
WOKKA WOKKA!
By Shattered-Earth

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